| ID |
Quote |
Added by |
| #1 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> what about this : manne and virtahepo make some sex and result was None|i <@None|i> Tukeva_toveri that would be a bloody insoult to mannes and virtahepos |
Urokhtor |
| #2 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> tissues sounds like tits |
Urokhtor |
| #3 |
<+FrenchMaid> what's the point of having big boobs if he has no cock to tittyfuck me with? |
Tukeva_toveri |
| #4 |
<@sleepy_toveri> i will go "pop" my penis |
Urokhtor |
| #5 |
<@tukeva_toveri> long and skinny |
rentier |
| #7 |
<+FrenchMaid> i have sex with men, not women, but all my porn has to have more women than men |
rentier |
| #9 |
<+FrenchMaid> i'm fantastic at doing things |
None|i |
| #10 |
<@Tukeva_Toveri> "olen vain 17 ja olen hyvä panemaan" |
Urokhtor |
| #11 |
<@Tukeva_Toveri> "olen vain 17 ja olen hyvä panemaan" | "i'm only 17 and good at fucking" |
Urokhtor |
| #12 |
<+None|i> But FrenchMaid that was erotic as hell :DD <+FrenchMaid> not if it's done properly |
None|i |
| #13 |
<@Urokhtor> BLONDIVIIVE!!!!!!1111oneoneone |
Urokhtor |
| #14 |
<+cute-cat> Im a lesbian<@rentier> me too :D<@tukeva_toveri> im not<@tukeva_toveri> but i like lesbian porn |
rentier |
| #15 |
* @tukeva_toveri is useless noob who typo |
Urokhtor |
| #17 |
<+tukeva_toveri> i think ist like pic of your cock while cute-cat is sucking it|<+tukeva_toveri> its*|<+None|i> Hey that would be beutifull! |
None|i |
| #18 |
<+None|i> ei tarvi tällä melalla ;) <+Vaski> hutkit päin ja menee tainnoksiin :D <+None|i> jep ja sit raahaan mun maanalaiseen pornokammioon |
Urokhtor |
| #19 |
<+tukeva_toveri> kuka on lapsien isä? <+tukeva_toveri> Urokhtor`? <+None|i> Et sä muista sitä lauvantaita :O <+None|i> :OOOOO <+tukeva_toveri> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
None|i |
| #20 |
<+soup> good thing uro isn't here,<+soup> he would yell at me,<+soup> for being a dick,<+soup> but now he's gone, so i can be a dick as much as i want! |
None|i |
| #21 |
<+Capdoc> meikän perselihakset on ku urheilijalla :D <+Capdoc> voisin rutistaa alumiiniputken ruttuun pakaroitten välisä |
Urokhtor |
| #23 |
<+None|i> Olin samalla luokalla teidän kaa|<+None|i> perkele|<+None|i> muista vahnaa buddyä enää|<@Urokhtor> homo sie oot |
None|i |
| #25 |
<+zonzi> but i have sex with emt sometimes :D:D |
Urokhtor |
| #28 |
<+DevilNith> Junnu always wanted a threesome. |
Urokhtor |
| #29 |
<+halko-> ei saakeli. kyllä mie taian ruveta alkoholistiks. se jotenki tuntuu miun alalta... |
Urokhtor |
| #30 |
<@Urokhtor> yeah dn has learned finnish quite a bit <+DevilNith> hilja amma tai saat turpas :P |
Urokhtor |
| #33 |
<+tonees> hmmhh.. how to kick own ass.. tricky.. <+tonees> everybody is trying to do that right now.. that´s why so silent |
Urokhtor |
| #35 |
Urokhtor [03:48] <@Urokhtor> F U [03:48] <@Urokhtor> /kick DevilNith (remember how mean you are) |
DevilNith |
| #36 |
Soup on condoms: <+soup> no but my penis freaks out when i try to strangle him <+soup> which is only natural |
FrenchMaid |
| #39 |
<+Crest> im not a teen who gives her pussy on tiimar's corner |
zonzi |
| #40 |
<@tukeva_toveri> yeah but your dick is ~ | <DevilNith> Yours is . | <DevilNith> And stop looking at my dick | <@tukeva_toveri> sry | <@tukeva_toveri> my bad | @tukeva_toveri pulls his pants back up |
None|i |
| #41 |
@None|i squeezes Dn's but | <@DevilNith> Another :/ | <@DevilNith> This should be named Buttmaster | <@DevilNith> Not typomaster |
None|i |
| #43 |
<@None|i> haluukos tuksukin tappia kakkoseen? | <+Crest> pyllyt riviin vaan! | <@None|i> Crest o vauhdissa, kyllä se samoilla lämmöillä menee | <@None|i> Tuksulle toi ride on tears | <@None|i> koska tuksulle ei LUBEE :3 | <@tukeva_toveri> en tartte | <@tukeva_toveri> perse on jo niin lortto | <@tukeva_toveri> sun käsittelyn jälkee | <@None|i> lortto jätkä | <+Crest> hyii |
None|i |
| #44 |
<+Crest> vittu noissa mun diettiruuissa on varmana jotai ulostuslääkettä ja jotain kiihotushormonia | <+Crest> kokoajan panettaa | <+Crest> ja paskalla saanu käyä päivittäi | <+Crest> :DD | <@None|i> reikiä kuumottaa moinen dietti ruoka :DD | <+Crest> No kyl :D |
None|i |
| #45 |
<@None|i> these people are starting to learn fin | <@rentier> yea;) | @cute-cat> finnish is too hard for me | <@zonzi> but you like it hard :P | <@cute-cat> erm, maybe :P |
None|i |
| #48 |
<@tukeva_toveri> vittu että inhoon typoja |
Urokhtor |
| #49 |
<@None|i> zonzi sä saat mut kehrään |
Urokhtor |
| #50 |
<@Urokhtor> i listen to behemoth when i wank |
tukeva_toveri |
| #51 |
Joins: majellan | <@zonzi> <zonzi> hi | <@zonzi> <majellan> hi | <@zonzi> <majellan> asl plz |
None|i |
| #53 |
<@Crest> I have to shit soon <@Crest> I have these awful farts |
Urokhtor |
| #54 |
<@tukeva_toveri> tai siis vedän tavaraa perseesee ku tykkään siit |
Urokhtor |
| #56 |
<@versus|> hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha <@versus|> damn...! i ll pee myself <@versus|> hahahhaah (that's the normal versus|) |
Urokhtor |
| #57 |
<@tukeva_toveri> solakka dancemoovit ja naiset vievä uros <-- minä tanssilattialla |
Urokhtor |
| #60 |
<@Urokhtor> saunassa setä pyys pesemmää selkäsä pesusienellä <@Urokhtor> no mie sitä selkää hinkkasin siinä ja sen mielestä en tarpeeks kovvaa hinkannu niin se tokas <@Urokhtor> "et sie mittää klitorista hiero, hinkkaa kunnolla" |
tukeva_toveri |
| #61 |
<@Crest> alasti voisin tanssia jos tuutte tänne <@tukeva_toveri> Winder^ koukkaa meiä kautta <@tukeva_toveri> tai jos sanon faijalle et nyt lähettii mä ajan istu sä vieres tissiä tiedossa |
Urokhtor |
| #62 |
<@tukeva_toveri> JA melkee 2KK jäljellä lomaa <@tukeva_toveri> vittu runkkaan loppulomani <@tukeva_toveri> enkä nuku ku maanantaisin <@tukeva_toveri> koska se on viikon paskin påivä |
Urokhtor |
| #64 |
<+Cute-Cat> HELVETTI <+Cute-Cat> SAATANA <+Cute-Cat> PILLU |
tukeva_toveri |
| #65 |
<@None|i> Uro <@None|i> ootkos koskaan ollut kiinnostunut animesta? <@Urokhtor> EN VITUSSA |
tukeva_toveri |
| #66 |
<@tukeva_toveri> when Urokhtor sings , cat rings *tititiididididid* fuck this shit up uros master dick is real bamboo stick *tiidididididi* uro beats your lyyyyyriiiiiics , hes sooooo styyyyyliiiiiiiish *tididididididid* |
Urokhtor |
| #67 |
<@tukeva_toveri> it would be cool some girl just sucks me while i irc <@tukeva_toveri> and same time another girl feeds me some meatpies |
Urokhtor |
| #68 |
<@tukeva_toveri> i feel gay.. |
Urokhtor |
| #69 |
<@Crest> did you masturbated on a turtle which have a leather suite? |
Urokhtor_ |
| #70 |
<@rentier> DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES ÜBER ALLES IN DER WELT |
Urokhtor |
| #71 |
<@tukeva_toveri> ive got hair in my balls and i fap a lot |
Urokhtor |
| #72 |
<@tukeva_toveri> im dreaming of sucking my own balls |
Urokhtor |
| #73 |
<@tukeva_toveri> german porn = JAA ICH HABE EIN DICKO UUUUHNHMHM MEEEEH YAAAHHH MMMM |
Urokhtor |
| #74 |
* +Paavali^ cums on soup's tits |
Urokhtor |
| #75 |
* @Sunie strapon sexes toveri |
Urokhtor |
| #77 |
<@tonees> kurkkii naisten hameitten alle ja inisee |
Urokhtor |
| #78 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> i know i got 6,7cm monster <@Tukeva_toveri> full of looov |
Urokhtor |
| #79 |
<@None|i> mie taistelin aamu seisokin kanssa ku puhuin mummon kanssa puhelimessa | <@None|i> voi luoja miten väärältä toi kuulostaa |
None|i |
| #80 |
* @cute-cat pulls her gigantic cock out |
Urokhtor |
| #83 |
<@QuackySleeeps> i think cock > dildo |
Urokhtor |
| #85 |
[18:47:20] <@QuackySleeeps> just cause ive posted some pics of naked men today,.... [18:49:31] <@QuackySleeeps> anyway time to clean me |
DevilNith |
| #86 |
[02:06:32] <@QuackySleeeeps> i was the buttsex'd one |
DevilNith |
| #87 |
<@srik> what would I want with a cake that doesn't have semen in it?? |
Urokhtor |
| #89 |
<srik> oh well if it's just a wee cock <srik> I guess you can fuck my ear |
QuackySleeeps |
| #90 |
* @srik burps up cum |
Urokhtor |
| #92 |
<@srik> [09:51] <Quackysleeeeps> 'ello, oym a Bri'ish fag, and oym going to wank all over this bloody place |
Urokhtor |
| #93 |
[09:22] <@QuackySleeeeps> it takes balls to buttfuck a rhino |
srik |
| #94 |
[23:24:16] * @QuackySleeeeps munches niths cock |
DevilNith |
| #95 |
[09:27] <@QuackySleeeeps> mmm cum |
srik |
| #97 |
<srik> I would die to see cum dripping off your eyelashes |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #98 |
* @srik gives Klayman a lapdance |
Urokhtor |
| #99 |
<@srik> one time I almost licked my cat's balls |
Urokhtor |
| #100 |
<@srik> women shouldn't drive |
Urokhtor |
| #102 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> bodily fluids ruining your artwork, protect them with cumblock |
Urokhtor |
| #103 |
<Urokhtor> i'll wank so fast i go back in time |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #104 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> im gonna wank so hard i live forever |
Urokhtor |
| #105 |
<srik> my pussy could definitely power a plant |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #106 |
[19:01:51] <@srik> fap again [19:02:23] <@QuackySleeeeps> dont feel like it [19:02:37] <@srik> go get circumsized [19:02:39] <@srik> that will be interesting |
DevilNith |
| #107 |
<@srik> Urokhtor my god |
Urokhtor |
| #108 |
* @srik worships at the altar of bearded cock |
Urokhtor |
| #110 |
<srik> yep, my pussy gets fiesty |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #111 |
* QuackySleeeeps looks for cock |
Urokhtor_ |
| #114 |
<@Urokhtor> duckey clearly likes horse porn <@QuackySleeeeps> theres nothing like it uro * @srik likes horse porn |
Urokhtor |
| #117 |
<@srik> I would fuck jesus |
Urokhtor |
| #118 |
[04:36] <@Urokhtor> i peed in gods cereal |
srik |
| #120 |
<@DevilNith> QuackySleeeeps do you decorate your room with dildos? <@QuackySleeeeps> yes |
Urokhtor |
| #121 |
* @QuackySleeeeps drags Lasyltherni into the lake * @Lasyltherni scratches Quacky and runs out. <@Lasyltherni> *meow* <@QuackySleeeeps> quack quack quack |
Urokhtor |
| #122 |
<srik> now my heart is filled with semen. perfect |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #124 |
<`srik`> this chan always keeps my cock hard |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #125 |
<MuslimJihad> that is my dream, 72 QuackySleeeeps and Urokhtors |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #127 |
* @`srik` faps to the animal pr0n |
Urokhtor |
| #128 |
<@`srik`> we're near a cuntsplosion here |
Urokhtor |
| #129 |
<Urokhtor> everything i do is gay |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #130 |
<@`srik`> QuackySleeeeps wants my cawk * @QuackySleeeeps sucks on it hard |
Urokhtor |
| #131 |
<Urokhtor> nothing beats the taste of cock wrapped in bacon! |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #132 |
<@Stefan_J> Looks like molten chocolate in vanilla cream. :3 <@Stefan_J> Or cow poop in bull sperm. :< <@Stefan_J> However, it tastes nice. |
Urokhtor |
| #133 |
<Urokhtor> Stefan_J it's perfectly normal to pull girls penises around here |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #134 |
<Urokhtor> jag tycker om analsex <Urokhtor> luckily that duck isn't around or i would get quoted |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #135 |
* Stefan_J humps QuackySleeeeps. :3 |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #136 |
<Stefan_J> You're evil, people can't rape you without being quoted. :< |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #137 |
<QuackySleeeeps> you didnt have to shit in it <kissa> I just wanted to experience water birth |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #138 |
<Stefan_J> fucked so many boys, I'm havin' a drought |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #139 |
<DevilNith> Fuck QuackySleeeeps, Duck Life. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #140 |
<@soup> mmm fried penis |
Urokhtor |
| #141 |
[03:18] <QuackySleeeeps> yous wouldnae fae play are day |
Stefan_J |
| #142 |
<QuackySleeeeps> what penis <soup> the fat black thing <soup> i assssume |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #143 |
[14:43:37] * Lasyltherni eats QuackySleeeeps. |
Stefan_J |
| #144 |
<@srik> I just watched my parents' male dog pee on one of our female dogs while she was taking a shit |
Urokhtor |
| #145 |
<Urokhtor> Everyone hates niggers, that's why. |
QuackySleeeps |
| #146 |
<kissa> I used to fuck everybody here |
QuackySleeeps |
| #147 |
[21:06:49] <Urokhtor> I sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a bandage. |
Stefan_J |
| #149 |
<@Stefan_J> Random info: Serbs are the most idiotic people in the world. |
Urokhtor |
| #150 |
* @QuackySleeeps cockjousts uro |
Urokhtor |
| #151 |
<srik> I'm hyperfocused on ass tonight I guess :P |
QuackySleeeps |
| #152 |
<srik> everyone surrender their ass to me |
QuackySleeeps |
| #153 |
[04:39:51] <@QuackySleeeps> why would you think of an octopus right now [04:40:04] <@srik> your foreskin is the octopus, my vagina is the rock |
DevilNith |
| #154 |
<srik> my pussy looks like one of those sheepdogs |
QuackySleeeps |
| #155 |
<srik> my pussy is like a carpet |
QuackySleeeps |
| #156 |
[01:05:35] <@Stefan_J> Nith is an average American chick. XD [01:06:00] <@QuackySleeeps> he looks like one too [01:06:17] <@DevilNith> QuackySleeeps fantasizes me as an average American chick. |
DevilNith |
| #157 |
[03:25:34] <srik> everyone saves Nith's to fap to |
Stefan_J |
| #158 |
<Urokhtor> Would be better for kicking grannies in the face. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #159 |
[00:11:20] <@DevilNith> You surely know lots about men's penises. [00:11:30] <+QuackySleeeeps> i know more about women's penises [00:11:48] <@DevilNith> That's proof of his tranny fantasies. |
DevilNith |
| #160 |
[00:16:12] <@QuackySleeeeps> <22:13:08> <koe> there i found out that in the police registry i'm registered as "gender: unknown" :( [00:16:36] <@DevilNith> Your fantasy coming true. [00:16:59] <@QuackySleeeeps> hes not a tranny! |
DevilNith |
| #161 |
<Stefan_J> Then I don't want sex. D: |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #162 |
<Stefan_J> i have cool herpes now |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #163 |
<cute-cat> ass to mouth <SS60SiX> it actually doesnt taste too bad |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #164 |
[23:54:00] <QuackySleeee> penis [23:54:17] * Stefan_J hands QuackySleeee a penis. [23:54:40] <QuackySleeee> oh thanks |
Stefan_J |
| #166 |
<@Stefan_J> You're my flavour of the week <@Stefan_J> I swallow, I swallow, I swallow, I swallow! |
Urokhtor |
| #167 |
[00:44:28] <@QuackySleeeeps> they pay me uro [00:44:45] <@Urokhtor> Crikey [00:44:51] <@Urokhtor> You manwhore-duck. |
DevilNith |
| #168 |
<DevilNith> I'm already sleep deprived. <DevilNith> 'Cause of the buttsex with Uro. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #169 |
<QuackySleeeeps> cocks taste good :D |
Stefan_J |
| #170 |
<Urokhtor> Yes but I'm a big boy now. <Urokhtor> And I don't pee in my pants (often). |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #171 |
<Stefan_J> OMG, live gay threesome. O_O |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #172 |
<Paavali^> not many are in the penis club :P |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #173 |
<Urokhtor> I have a miraculous skill. <Urokhtor> I can see objects that are in a picture alongside boobies. <QuackySleeeeps> thats called gay |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #174 |
Urokhtor> Stefan_J wasn't emo, but was a total idiot. |
Stefan_J |
| #175 |
<@Stefan_J> Well, I didn't feel anything when he cocked me. <@Tukeva_toveri> becouse my cock is small |
Urokhtor |
| #176 |
<Stefan_J> And really, it's not fair that it's impossible to find any Finnish gay anything. :< |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #177 |
<Urokhtor> I'd take my coke with money and hamburger with cock. |
Stefan_J |
| #178 |
* QuackySleeeeps puts his hand down the pocket and feels uros balls |
Stefan_J |
| #179 |
[01:38:20] <soup> the best lipids in the world [01:38:35] <QuackySleeeeps> tittylipids |
Stefan_J |
| #180 |
<Urokhtor> I have black belt in bukkake. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #181 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> fuck gf's <@QuackySleeeeps> wanking ftw |
Urokhtor |
| #182 |
<soup> my penis is as fat as an anaconda |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #183 |
<QuackySleeeeps> yes soup, youre very thick |
Stefan_J |
| #184 |
<QuackySleeeeps> meow |
Lasyltherni |
| #185 |
yeh but i mean, religious clergy love cock but they can never get any or god will be like :/ so they cut a bit of cock off young boys and love it very much cause theyre weird |
Stefan_J |
| #186 |
<soup> i've seen enough split cocks in my life |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #187 |
<@Stefan_J> I will think about Urokhtor in shower now. :O |
``srik` |
| #188 |
<Urokhtor> Actually I have a huge one. |
Stefan_J |
| #189 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> im wanker btw |
Urokhtor |
| #190 |
<Paavali^> well sorry for watching a 2½ hour porn film all night and not being on irc |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #191 |
* QuackySleeeeps sucks uros lollipop |
Lasyltherni |
| #192 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> linkin park is just awsu,m |
Urokhtor |
| #193 |
[18:53:02] <@DevilNith> Very late this Jamie. [18:53:17] <@QuackySleeeeps> sorry i was wanking |
DevilNith |
| #194 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> i love me some lebanese dongs |
Urokhtor |
| #195 |
<Urokhtor> At least she can use the lightsaber as dildo. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #196 |
<Stefan_J> I guess I should get Mac if it's so gay. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #197 |
<Lasyltherni> Go shower. :p <Urokhtor> Never. |
Stefan_J |
| #198 |
<Urokhtor> I just love buttfucking penguins. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #199 |
<Paavali^> a whole nation of gay nazis would be awsum |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #200 |
<@Urokhtor> And have passionate gaysex with your friend. <@Tukeva_toveri> i will <@Tukeva_toveri> i promise |
Urokhtor |
| #201 |
[06:26] * @DevilNith cums on NithsFapGod |
NithsFapGod |
| #202 |
<Stefan_J> I saw a pic of some guy with like 50 pencils in his rectum. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #203 |
<QuackySleeeeps> http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj44ogtgL31qiaib3o1_500.gif |
Stefan_J |
| #204 |
<Stefan_J> No, there are really great parts. <Stefan_J> Besides the boobs and penises. <Stefan_J> Oh, it looks like this will be some sort of a pedo scene. :D |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #205 |
<`^srik^`> in fairness, we'd probably scream funny if buttraped with a pole too |
Stefan_J |
| #206 |
<@cute-cat> duck's butt is so tempting |
Urokhtor |
| #207 |
* @Lasyltherni cums. |
Urokhtor |
| #208 |
<@srik> I would fuck that goat |
Urokhtor |
| #209 |
<Urokhtor> It always gets fun when you try to suck more than can be provided. |
Stefan_J |
| #210 |
* srik buttsexes QuackySleeeeps with his own heel <QuackySleeeps> omg :o |
Stefan_J |
| #211 |
[15:57] * @soup fucks srik's face |
GoatseFace |
| #212 |
<Stefan_J> It is sexual attraction to kids. :P <Urokhtor> Well excuse me if I'm horny! |
Stefan_J |
| #213 |
<Paavali^> oh im always cockhungary |
Stefan_J |
| #214 |
<srik> I want green shit and pink urine at the same time. that would rule |
Paavali^ |
| #215 |
<QuackySleeeeps> hairdriers are gay :) <Stefan_J> That's why I love them. ;) |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #216 |
<soup> i sex my friends all the time |
Stefan_J |
| #217 |
[18:32:17] <@DevilNith> Eating cum. |
DevilNith |
| #218 |
[18:32:17] <@DevilNith> Eating cum. [18:35:03] <QuackySleeeeeps> how fun |
DevilNith |
| #219 |
<QuackySleeeeeps> i myself do not relish the flavour of cum |
Stefan_J |
| #220 |
*QuackySleeeeps sexually harasses Paavali^ |
Stefan_J |
| #221 |
<@Stefan_J> Today I couldn't play on seesaw because all girls there were heavier than me. :< <@Stefan_J> But I used swing. :3 |
cute-cat |
| #222 |
[19:57:17] <@QuackySleeeeps> i still moan at nith for it |
DevilNith |
| #223 |
<Urokhtor> Songs should be all about chainsaw gutsfucking and raping dead animals. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #224 |
*QuackySleeeeps takes off mini, shows eye |
Stefan_J |
| #225 |
<Blasphemer> superpeer's last track was: Spice Girls - Viva Forever <Urokhtor> Busted. <Urokhtor> You're now officially a homo. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #226 |
[21:48] <@soup> i'd let sonja strap-on fuck me |
srik |
| #227 |
[21:47] <@Paavali^> i call my peen "little clit" |
srik |
| #228 |
02:45 * QuackySleeeeps rides Stefan_J |
Urokhtor |
| #229 |
<srik> only MURKAN flags have power <srik> we're HARDCORE * srik puffs out chest and kills a foreigner |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #230 |
<@Urokhtor> My puny dick can't handle it. |
srik |
| #231 |
@Stefan_J> It feels good when you find out that someone's sicker stalker than you are. :D |
Urokhtor |
| #232 |
<QuackySleeeeeps> i fucking love cocaine |
Stefan_J |
| #233 |
@Urokhtor> Do you ristirunkata each other after you watch videos like that? <@Tukeva_toveri> :D yeah becouse of army |
Urokhtor |
| #234 |
<Tukeva_toveri> and i can hug small girls |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #235 |
<@Stefan_J> I don't need any plugs, I have my music (+ my dildo). |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #236 |
<Urokhtor> And yeh, I still have Natty in lappy. :p |
Stefan_J |
| #237 |
<QuackySleeeeps> gay ducks ftw |
Stefan_J |
| #238 |
<Stefan_J> I love my mom, my dad and my dildo. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #239 |
<Stefan_J> Homophobic Nazi trannies are not pretty. <DevilNith> :| <DevilNith> Who me? |
Stefan_J |
| #240 |
<Urokhtor> McDonalds frying fat runs in my veins. <Urokhtor> And I ejaculate grilled cheese. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #241 |
* @DevilNith cums on everyone. * @Stefan_J is happy. ^^ |
Urokhtor |
| #242 |
<QuackySleeeeps> would you like a cookie <Lasyltherni> Hi Duck. :) <Lasyltherni> Pervert. |
Stefan_J |
| #243 |
<Urokhtor> I found a dildo and I'm beating people with it. <Urokhtor> And now the police is after me. |
Stefan_J |
| #244 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> tbh we all like a bit of cock in here from time to time |
Urokhtor |
| #245 |
<DevilNith> There's this one guy here in the internet café who's been holding its dick for quite some time now. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #246 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> your cock rocks pav |
Urokhtor |
| #247 |
<Urokhtor> There are shitloads of penis cakes. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #248 |
<@Stefan_J> Evil commies! |
Urokhtor |
| #249 |
<soup> yeah i got raped a lot when i was in prison |
Stefan_J |
| #250 |
<Urokhtor> Omnomnom turtle dicks. |
Stefan_J |
| #251 |
<Urokhtor> People usually get old if they live long enough. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #252 |
<@QuackySleeeeps> but im a complete cock |
Urokhtor |
| #253 |
<Tukeva_toveri> for now on i call my cock invictus and asshole is punisher |
QuackySleeeps |
| #254 |
<Tukeva_toveri> mandicks ftw |
Stefan_J |
| #255 |
<Tukeva_toveri> Lasyltherni plz give my cock back |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #256 |
<Tukeva_toveri> am i what? <Stefan_J> Fucking yourself? <Tukeva_toveri> lol only with my hand <Urokhtor> Ass phisting. |
Stefan_J |
| #257 |
<Tukeva_toveri> fisting my own ass ofc <Tukeva_toveri> good poo |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #259 |
<Paavali> i have enuff rapechans as it is :D |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #260 |
<DevilNith> What's new? <QuackySleeeeeps> my boobs |
Stefan_J |
| #261 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> my name is one big fat fuck who eats meatpies |
Urokhtor |
| #262 |
* QuackySleeeeps makes mad passionate love to mr uro |
Stefan_J |
| #263 |
<Tukeva_toveri> Urokhtor i want to rate your pussy <Urokhtor> Patience you fag. |
Stefan_J |
| #264 |
<Urokhtor> :) <Urokhtor> "You keep smiling like that, I'm gonna be forced to wax your crotch with gaffer tape... Smile then, arse grumble." |
Stefan_J |
| #267 |
=-= Stefan_J was booted from #typomaster by srik (ATTN: NO FAT CHICKS!) =-= srik was booted from #typomaster by QuackySleeeeps (fat chick) |
Stefan_J |
| #268 |
<i7c> vomitting is a sign of my horniness |
Stefan_J |
| #269 |
<Urokhtor> Yeh. I've always been interested in game programmers. |
Stefan_J |
| #270 |
<Stefan_J> Hugging because of huge penis? <QuackySleeeeps> who can resist it <DevilNith> Indeed. |
Stefan_J |
| #271 |
<Stefan_J> My mom told me I look like Ho Chi Minh. <Stefan_J> That made me happy. :D |
Urokhtor |
| #272 |
[17:11] <@soup> brazilians are all trannies [17:11] <@QuackySleeeeps> brb brazil |
Urokhtor |
| #273 |
<Urokhtor> You never know when you need a duck penis so it's good to have one at hand. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #274 |
<QuackySleeeeeps> i tend to eat da poopoo |
Urokhtor |
| #275 |
<i7c> virginity. <QuackySleeeeps> it can leave anyone frustrated |
Stefan_J |
| #276 |
<Urokhtor> I should give James dirty pics of my basil. |
Stefan_J |
| #277 |
[01:45] <@QuackySleeeeps> very few things are less feasible than cows drowning cause their arse gets full of water |
Urokhtor |
| #278 |
<Tukis> :) this stupid train is so full.. <Tukis> Makes me want to throw my phone away and show my penus <Urokhtor> Please do so, faggot. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #279 |
<i7c> well since i live alone, nobody... but i like to keep my history clean :D <Urokhtor> Yet you watch so much scat porn. <i7c> well there is nothing disgusting in scat porn!?!? |
Stefan_J |
| #280 |
<Urokhtor> Though I've seen a collection of batteries being held inside the male urethra. <Urokhtor> Not sure if they were AAA or AA. |
QuackySleeeps |
| #281 |
* QuackySleeeps sexes i7c |
Stefan_J |
| #282 |
<Urokhtor> ES, elixir of the gods. |
Stefan_J |
| #283 |
<soup> i luv germans man |
Stefan_J |
| #284 |
<QuackySleeeps> but sounds like she needs a good cock up the arse <Blasphemer> I'm equal opportunity asskicker! <QuackySleeeps> you can do it Blasphemer |
Stefan_J |
| #285 |
* i7c fucks Urokhtor |
Stefan_J |
| #286 |
<i7c> i frequently shit my pants |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #287 |
[13:38] <@QuackySleeeeps> piety is directly proportional to the number of heretics and homos slain |
Urokhtor |
| #288 |
<Urokhtor> Oh sauna has nothing to do with heat. It's just a place where we unfreeze our testicles. |
Stefan_J |
| #289 |
<Stefan_J> Find DAF Der Mussolini. <i7c> Stefan_J: w t f <Stefan_J> i7c, I guess you like the song. <i7c> i have the weirdest boner of it <i7c> a real mussolini boner |
Stefan_J |
| #290 |
<i7c> germans have hydras with 5 heads <i7c> we embrace the pussy |
QuackySleeeps |
| #291 |
<i7c> whats nice about a rape scene <i7c> it's like you want to get horny <i7c> but you feel bad about it |
Stefan_J |
| #292 |
<Tukeva_toveri> i fucking love my foreskin <Stefan_J> I fucking love your foreskin too, Tukeva_toveri. =) |
QuackySleeeps |
| #293 |
<i7c> even my penis updated to html5 yesterday... unbelievable how slow the web is. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #294 |
<Urokhtor> Mmm this sauce is so hot it makes your ass hope it wasn't attached to the idiot responsible of the intaking end. |
i7c |
| #295 |
<soup> i have a sensitive pussy |
Stefan_J |
| #296 |
<QuackySleeeeps> everyone loves cow shit |
Stefan_J |
| #297 |
<mihawk> our J is the real J |
i7c |
| #298 |
<cute-cat> i eat my own shit in a cute pink cup and slept in a womb of dead whale |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #299 |
<Urokhtor> Soon I can eat ripened dick chili. Would be nice to wrap it in greasy bacon goodness. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #300 |
<Blasphemer> Adrianaflima.com - Everything you want to know about Adriana <QuackySleeeeps> i want to know how big her penis is and it doesnt say on this site |
Stefan_J |
| #301 |
<Tukeva_toveri> i need to get laid <Urokhtor_> I heard they have some nice orangutangs in Pattaya. |
i7c |
| #302 |
<tukis> i should assfist the shit out of her <tukis> oh god im hungry |
Stefan_J |
| #303 |
<QuackySleeeeps> all the girls here have penises |
Stefan_J |
| #304 |
[23:45] <@i7c> i hate my asshole cuz it bursts with fart gas all day long :@ |
Urokhtor |
| #305 |
<Urokhtor> But TBH, I'd rather watch an orangutang mate with a baboon than watch football in any form. |
Stefan_J |
| #306 |
<i7c> i tried like 15 minutes of pure agony not being gay <i7c> but then i just accepted |
Stefan_J |
| #307 |
<Urokhtor> I don't want to work with people. I want to work with problems concentrating on destroying people. |
i7c |
| #308 |
[00:56] <@i7c> someone give me a biogas plant, i can supply energy for a small country |
Urokhtor |
| #309 |
<Stefan_J> From now on I follow a full, strict vegan diet. <Stefan_J> I will only eat vegans. <i7c> *vaginas <Cursarion> practically the same thing <Cursarion> 97% of vegans have them |
Stefan_J |
| #310 |
<Urokhtor> Dashing through the snow, listening Wintersun. Fuck you. |
Stefan_J |
| #311 |
<Stefan_J> Maybe I make some heroin too. <QuackySleeeps> i have loads of dat |
Stefan_J |
| #312 |
<Urokhtor> Nothing beats good ol' reindeer fisting. |
Stefan_J |
| #313 |
[14:02] <@Tukeva_toveri> now some cleaning [14:03] <@Tukeva_toveri> NAKED [14:03] <@i7c> pix |
Urokhtor |
| #314 |
<soup> i have no self control in mah pants |
Stefan_J |
| #315 |
<soup> but i had a gf there <soup> with a vagina <QuackySleeeeps> wow! <QuackySleeeeps> normally they have penises <Stefan_J> Maybe yours, Duck. |
Stefan_J |
| #316 |
<@soup> i love diarrhea <@soup> it's like a party in my anus |
Urokhtor |
| #317 |
<Urokhtor> I just pee where ever I happen to be. |
Stefan_J |
| #318 |
<@i7c> :| * @i7c wants to marry his sheep |
Urokhtor |
| #319 |
<Stefan_J> Brat = Brother <Stefan_J> (Serbian) <soep> bratwurst <soep> = my brother's penis <soep> (german) <i7c> ... |
Stefan_J |
| #320 |
<Urokhtor> Didn't touch it for a while and I'm heading to bed. |
Stefan_J |
| #321 |
<i7c> !memo Stefan_J i7c's Penis. <i7c> :o <i7c> i left my penis in a memo <i7c> what dafuq. |
Stefan_J |
| #322 |
<DevilNith> I was in the base and I fired an arrow to the bottom entrance |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #323 |
<@Urokhtor> They made a concept album about Moby Dick. ^^ <@i7c> :O whole album. <@Urokhtor> Whale album* |
i7c |
| #324 |
<i7c> i dunno, but i consider bears as higher. so it was the bear who did the bestiality not me :D |
Stefan_J |
| #325 |
<i7c> my anal phase went alright i guess. i'm not too fixated on keeping order but not too messy either. <i7c> well maybe a slight tendency to messy. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #326 |
<soup> oh btw Stefan_J <soup> i dreamt <soup> that you wanted me to steal a bird from the bird store <soup> and i had to use an empty jar of strawberry yoghurt <soup> 300ml <soup> wtf man why do you want me to steal a bird! |
Stefan_J |
| #327 |
<@Urokhtor> Ringringring. Auschwitz. |
i7c |
| #328 |
[17:56] <@srik> I've missed stretching your asshole Tukeva_toveri |
Urokhtor |
| #329 |
09:03:05 <+i7c> Now I'll go get my face raped with rotating monster dildoes. |
Urokhtor |
| #330 |
<@DevilNith> Ghad <@DevilNith> My dad bought a new keyboard (piano) thingy. <@Urokhtor> Can he play jihad on it ? |
i7c |
| #331 |
<@i7c> Yes. My beard went downwards and now grows on my arse. |
Lasyltherni |
| #332 |
<@Urokhtor> Merkan folk is just bunch of drug addicts playing guitar badly alone and singing how their bride ran away because they beat them up. <@Urokhtor> Real folk is crazy bearded and long haired guys jumping half naked in forest, strumming a kantele. |
i7c |
| #333 |
<i7c> Indeed. They are the gaping asshole for the US to fuck. <QuackySleeeeps> fuck my hole |
Stefan_J |
| #334 |
<Stefan_J> Where would I get money from, Nith? :| <DevilNith> Stealing a bank <i7c> A WHOLE BANK? Ain't that a bit heavy? <Urokhtor> Perhaps it's a miniature bank. <DevilNith> But I always thought Stefan_J's Superman <Urokhtor> Then he'd need to rob a superbank. |
Stefan_J |
| #335 |
[18:34] <@i7c> goatsex kicks arse. |
Urokhtor |
| #336 |
<@mihawk> be bright back |
i7c |
| #337 |
By i7c: "Fillet is the best meat of all animals" |
Nithy |
| #338 |
<@Tukeva_toveri> but if you think about it.. i got something other shit going on besides irc <@Tukeva_toveri> like.. like.. ehh <@Tukeva_toveri> masturbation. |
i7c |
| #339 |
[16:51] <@Urokhtor> It's usually about ducks eating dicks, isn't it? [16:53] <@QuackySleeeps> yep, ducks and dicks |
Urokhtor |
| #340 |
<mihawk> Hey <mihawk> you guys can stop pretending that im not here <mihawk> COS IM HERE!! * mihawk plays a huge drum |
i7c |
| #341 |
<Urokhtor> The best horns ever can be found In the Wordless Chamber by Emperor. HONK HONK <Urokhtor> In the wordless chamber <Urokhtor> They feared deaaaatttthhhhh <Urokhtor> HONK HONK |
i7c |
| #342 |
[18:01] * @i7c nibbles a hard-boiled cock. |
Urokhtor |
| #343 |
<Urokhtor> Work, ruins everything nice. <Urokhtor> Forces you to even wear pants. :( |
i7c |
| #344 |
<Tukeva_toveri> you think diarrhea is beautiful thing? <i7c> Yes |
Stefan_J |
| #345 |
<Stefan_J> Anything written on a penis-shaped cake is creepy. |
QuackySleeeeps |
| #346 |
<soep> i fuckn hate NVA <soep> and they're gonna win <soep> and ruin everything <soep> :( <soep> at least i got my sandwich |
Stefan_J |
| #347 |
[18:39] <@i7c> All gays eat poo, apparently. [18:40] <@i7c> And I thought this was a German trait. |
Urokhtor |
| #348 |
<Cursarion> fmf threesomes are more boring than mfm |
Stefan_J |
| #349 |
[16:08] <@QuackySleeeeps> indeed i eat much wank |
Urokhtor |
| #350 |
<cutecat> Duck is gaaaaayyy |
Urokhtor |
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