| ID |
Quote |
Added by |
| #1 |
[09:58] Lysio: They'll be gone tomorrow though, so no Anna fingering Elsa and pissing on Hans I'm afraid |
Annelsa |
| #2 |
[10:01] Uniporn: don't send me piss, yeah |
Annelsa |
| #3 |
[22:26:24] <Lysio> Yay pussy! |
Annelsa |
| #4 |
[23:20:32] <T-800_Hans> Your clothes... give them to me, now. |
Annelsa |
| #5 |
[23:23:38] <Fikkelward_> My sports tend to involve a bed, alcohol and lots of bodices to unlace. |
Annelsa |
| #6 |
[14:56] Lysio: Uni I upvoted your boobs. |
Annelsa |
| #7 |
[23:43:04] <T-800_Hans> Fuck you, asshole. |
Annelsa |
| #9 |
[02:22] uniporn: Throws box in the air, murders king and frick, then takes lizzy hostage and rides sari out the window |
Annelsa |
| #10 |
[12:58] Lysio: phew, I'm black now, thank you |
Annelsa |
| #11 |
[00:16:08] <Lysio> Nah, Pussy is fine. |
Annelsa |
| #12 |
[18:39] <Lizzy> but it's still a lot more effort than just being like he sucked her giant cock |
Jokey665 |
| #13 |
[09:53] <uniporn> but it !NOTICE->hurs<-TYPO! even more when I swallow |
Annelsa |
| #14 |
[07:27.48] <Rynn> Uni, on further thought, having someone eat chocolate from someone's butt could easily be taken the wrong way. |
Annelsa |
| #15 |
[10:33] <Sarinturn> I suppose I could bow to that guy |
Annelsa |
| #16 |
[13:07] Lysio: Rynn, you're still not willing to give me that massage huh? |
kuschku |
| #17 |
[11:47] Lysio: Too bad Liz, I'm right-handed! |
kuschku |
| #18 |
[16:55] Lysio: Yeah, faster |
kuschku |
| #20 |
[19:11] Lysio: Sarin, we Europeans are a lot more... 'liberal'. |
kuschku |
| #21 |
[12:34] <Lizzy> 17 inches of pure pleasure |
kuschku |
| #22 |
[01:37] <FemHades> it's SO huge |
kuschku |
| #23 |
[13:45] <Sarinturn> Being #elsanna is angst. But it is also love. It is angst and love, two lovers locked in an eternal, dancing embrace. And it is beautiful. |
Jokey |
| #24 |
[13:57] <Sarinturn> Pussy giveth, and pussy taketh away |
Jokey |
| #25 |
[23:17] <_Elsa_> I still have fun with myself :3 |
kuschku |
| #28 |
[12:38:58] <uniporn> no, she said she only has it hard |
kuschku |
| #29 |
[11:53:21] <Royalistic> Nice talk, people. I've got an oral exam in two hours so I gotta go ~ |
kuschku |
| #30 |
[18:09:17] <uniporn> I just used the 10 tips that came along |
kuschku |
| #31 |
[15:58] <Sarinturn> LEON I WILL NOT BE SOOTHED BY YOUR GENTLE CARESS |
Jokey |
| #32 |
[00:19:24] <Elisabeth> one thing led to another and i woke up and voila im in someone elses bed |
kuschku |
| #33 |
[18:59:30] <Gilgamesh> She really liked pictures of Anna eating Elsa out. |
kuschku |
| #34 |
[00:47:13] <Lysio> I have the best sausage. |
kuschku |
| #35 |
[00:45:52] <Elsie> i like sausages in general |
kuschku |
| #36 |
[02:12] <aoSpunk> Well because SEMEN apparently! |
kuschphoneAFK |
| #37 |
[17:53] <Sarinturn> Let's get back to fucking cats and stuff |
Jokey |
| #38 |
[18:58] <Rynn> I masturbated with a fork once, not all it's cracked up to be. |
kuschku |
| #39 |
[00:55] <aoSpunk> Liz, I'd like to grate my tongue along that hardy 12 pack of yours |
Jokey |
| #40 |
[03:30] aoSpunk: Daaaaamn I just looked in the mirror and I look blazed as ffffffffffff |
kuschku |
| #41 |
[03:23] aoSpunk: Aficionado of Semen Punk :( |
kuschku |
| #44 |
[22:04:58] <Lysio> I bet she can blow. |
kuschku |
| #45 |
[01:29.27] <Rynn> Move on, she's been tainted by a penis which isn't yours. |
kuschku |
| #46 |
[16:53] <@Jokey> maybe i unconsciously sucked a thousand dicks |
Jokey |
| #47 |
[03:28] <@Elsie> i have no control over pussy |
Elsie |
| #48 |
[07:14:54] <Moosebrawn> I just want a cheap, efficient, reliable prostitute. |
Elstop |
| #49 |
21:01:14 - aoSpunk: He/She also ran away upon realizing that I'm a 45 year old free loving reefer dudebro |
ElsieTawp |
| #50 |
[18:01:20] <Uniporn> Hey I came |
kuschku |
| #51 |
[12:09:16] <Melancholia> I just want them in my mouth! |
Elsie |
| #52 |
[10:14:17] <exDere> bring prick back |
kuschku |
| #53 |
[10:36:57] <exDere> i dripping on my bed, brb |
kuschku |
| #54 |
[17:06:30] <Moosebrawn> What else was I going to do while my babysitter was off being a dragon? |
Lizzy |
| #55 |
[00:40:41] <exDere> Ah, fuck me please! |
kuschku |
| #56 |
[23:11] <aoSpunk> I could use a power fuck right now |
Elsie |
| #57 |
[22:49:48] <hkas> kuschku can now control my vibration |
kuschku |
| #58 |
[23:26:06] <~Rynn> Well, I hate the French but certainly don't hate women, I love pussy. |
Philipp_Jasper |
| #59 |
[03:27] <@kuschku> So actually I just talk nonsense all the time |
kuschku |
| #60 |
[21:12:34] <Lysio> well I guess I'm pretty bad, but the fact that I'm lying while typing doesn't really help |
kuschku |
| #61 |
[22:49] <Lizzy> none of this AND ANNA FISTED ELSA WHILE ICE DILDOING HER ON HER PERIOD THE ICE WAS RED |
kuschku |
| #62 |
<Elsie> I lovve it up the arse |
exDere |
| #63 |
<Elsie> i will fist him |
exDere |
| #64 |
[04:50] <@kuschku> Lysio, I love you! |
exDere |
| #65 |
[08:30] <hkas> can't waste my money sitting around doing things I could do at home |
kuschku |
| #66 |
[04:20:44] <exDerelict> I dont count weed as drugs, so i'd say the same |
Elsie |
| #67 |
<seasidevoice> i'm strung out on cocaine maybe 90% of the time |
exDere |
| #68 |
<exDere> oh wow 12 inches |
exDere |
| #69 |
[12:01] <Lysio> hmm it burned last time |
Janne- |
| #70 |
[12:27] <hkas> I may be cheap, but I'm not easy |
exDere |
| #71 |
[00:31] <qnpe> Ah, just the crack fondness. You know, boring stuff. |
exDere |
| #72 |
[11:08.47] <exDere> but gonna practice blowing a bit tomorrow |
exDere |
| #73 |
[10:32.30] <exDere> i'll demonstrate the fuck game for you on skype next time |
exDere |
| #74 |
[11:45.40] <Moosebrawn> Jojo drilled it into me real young |
exDere |
| #75 |
[12:11.23] <exDere> touching your female friends is nice |
exDere |
| #76 |
[19:02:29UTC+1] <deredere> yeah...i'm super active at night |
hkas |
| #77 |
[04:15.19] <@hkas> I prefer orgasms to be in my penis |
deredere |
| #78 |
[11:40.07] <kopkop> but I like licking |
deredere |
| #79 |
[03:20] <qnpe> I'd rather exchange nudes with the channel. |
janne` |
| #80 |
[06:26.03] <qnpe> I'm also exDere's lesbian lover. |
exDerelict |
| #81 |
[02:55:18 UTC+1] <axi_> dafuq guys. I'm wearing jeans and this is getting uncomfortable D: |
hkas |
| #82 |
[09:41:58 UTC+1] <exLOL> and i just made myself orgasm with free will alone |
hkas |
| #83 |
<NK33> you can do most of what a replicator does with 3D printing and sufficient nanoshenanigans |
hkas |
| #84 |
<deredere> imagine i lock on your vagina |
hkas |
| #85 |
<DragonAnna> I'd make an Elsanna Youtube show with my Disney Infinity figures, but their clothes don't come off. |
hkas |
| #86 |
<Keiko> being smooth is nice :D |
hkas |
| #87 |
<neiromaru> life is just a really complicated rpg with lots of grinding |
hkas |
| #88 |
<exDerelict> those are the tastiest kinds of boobies |
hkas |
| #89 |
[2014-10-13 18:30] <NK33> jooooooiiiiinnn us in bed :3 |
justJanne |
| #90 |
[03:34:48 UTC+1] -*- Keiko grabs the pole and tugs at it |
hkas |
| #91 |
[04:10.10] <cyberano> you have my respect if you are two-timing sushi >.> |
exDerelict |
| #92 |
[22:38] <Jotunn_Elsa> You can't just use "pussy" willy nilly |
exDere |
| #93 |
[06:24.59] <Arashi> me and my girlfriends were always eating out |
Arashi |
| #94 |
<justJanne> I just want a proper nice D |
justJanne |
| #95 |
[09:30] <kopi> I'm good. been playing ass effect the whole day. |
deredere |
| #96 |
<RoarToTheSouth> Hooray! Lesbian bees! |
hkas |
| #97 |
[2014-06-11] <hkas_> it'd be all "odd, didn't I leave a chocolate covered woman around here? now there's only a non chocolate covered woman, Keiko!!!!" |
justJanne |
| #98 |
<neiromaru> shit! plug that thing up quick! it's flooding everywhere! |
Keiko |
| #99 |
<neiromaru> look, don't knock buttplugs until you've tried them |
Keiko |
| #100 |
<Jotunn_Elsa> No, cuz it'd just be like "Ahh--ohh-wahhh-hack-gag-pukes on dick* |
Keiko-neko |
| #101 |
<NK33> I definitely want to be holding a sculpt of Elsa and Anna licking eachother's pussies in my sweaty hand while talking to a bunch of coding geeks and horny lesbians online |
hkas |
| #102 |
<Melancholia> Though I think for me to ever visit Alabama a federal judge would need to strike down the state itself |
Keiko-neko |
| #103 |
<@hkas> some of it might have gone in my mouth! |
Keiko |
| #104 |
<RoarToTheSouth> We'll live together in a state of perpetual silence while we sit and cuddle together, reading trashy lesbian books and delicious yums. |
hkas |
| #105 |
<RoarToTheSouth> Now Keiko is surely a winner! I'd love to take her to dinner, We'd be dancing all night, Such a wonderful sight, To then see my fingers within her |
Keiko |
| #106 |
<@hkas> I don't like tea, I'm more brit-ish than british |
K|Writing |
| #107 |
[16:42] <Elise> but after the korean war we lost a mountain :( |
Keiko |
| #108 |
<@hkas> I'm not saying americans can't drive, but you have the same death rate per km as new zealand, and they've got dragons |
K|Sick |
| #109 |
<RoarToTheSouth> Now it's kopi that I must address, he's great I must profess, but he's a damn boy, which gives me no joy, but I'd fuck him nevertheless |
Hepatia |
| #110 |
<@hkas> <NK33> Keiko's boss wants to get into her pants, confirmed. <Keiko> Hopefully the recent FCC decision will force things in that direction. |
Keiko |
| #111 |
<Were-Cat> Anna:[to "Jingle Bells"] Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe I'll make my sister moan. Oh, Elsa's hot, Elsa's hot, we'll go all the way... |
Keiko-neko |
| #112 |
<Roar> Such as, Deathstar-esque hymen obliterations. |
hkas |
| #113 |
[16:36] <+PrincessRoar> I don't care where ice goes or who's what's go in my wheres. Just make me cold! |
Keiko |
| #114 |
[22:22] <@Keiko> LOL, 'Be my sister' is like a marriage proposal around here. |
Keiko |
| #115 |
[00:18] <+PrincessRoarPhD> No, it's normal sized. It just looks big cause I'm small. |
Daniella |
| #116 |
<hkas> I think Roar's actually super tall, but she spends so much time horizontal that on average it's just 4'10 |
hkas |
| #117 |
<Melancholia> It better be legendarily gay |
hkas |
| #118 |
[20:29] <@Keiko> I love giving Roar the V. |
Keiko |
| #119 |
<EmprincessRoar> I really, really hate being hot |
hkas |
| #120 |
<ExtremeElsanna> I could never get my left hand to work when I tried... |
hkas |
| #121 |
<@hkas> and so it came to pass, though civilisations had risen and fallen, fallen and risen, that upon this day, Melancholia did finish a fic. |
Keiko |
| #122 |
<@hkas> keiko noodles, long and thin and if you heat them up they bend over |
Keiko |
| #123 |
[14:17] <@deredere> May as well, since I'm going to be spending my whole weekend in bed and sexting |
deredere |
| #124 |
<Sapphi> we have a couple of big ones |
dereIsStrange |
| #125 |
<axi> aaaaaaanyways, dinner time, then crap afterwards. |
dereIsStrange |
| #126 |
[19:22] <@Fresley> I've never had any kind of surgery, good thing, cuz I already freaked out when I get a small cock |
Keiko |
| #127 |
[11:35] <neiromaru> hehe, this is why I prefer games that only involve finger movement |
Keiko |
| #128 |
<Rawr> Twice in one day. Awwwww yeah. |
hkas |
| #129 |
<Were-Cat> Know what gives me strength? Hearing Korra's VA say "If I was still in my bi phase, I'd eat your ass like a sandwich. I'm just kidding. I never left my bi phase." |
Keiko |
| #130 |
<NK33> you can't have everyone trying to play with neiro's pussy at once |
deredere |
| #131 |
<@hkas> With great power comes great heatsinks |
Keiko |
| #132 |
Melancholia dresses all in black and mourns |
Keiko |
| #133 |
<toby> I stretched and my crotch cracked |
hkas |
| #134 |
<greendragons> hehe. cat torture |
hkas |
| #135 |
<dereBot> Sigh... 29 inches. I so want it, but the cost is just not worth it. |
hkas |
| #136 |
<@Keiko> So you and EG are gonna be double-incest-fucking Manda? |
Keiko |
| #137 |
<neiromaru> in a world with polymorph a harem of hobgoblins is a harem of anything |
Keiko |
| #138 |
<neiromaru> you know it's a real party when there's a naked lady inside the birthday keik |
Keiko |
| #139 |
[20:24:30] * Maddie paws at Melancholia's meat |
Maddie |
| #140 |
<neiromaru> she's like a human sized shake-weight, complete with the odd sexual undertones |
Keiko |
| #141 |
@deredere gives you vagina shaped chocolate kisses |
K|Sleep |
| #142 |
<Melancholia> Don't eat me without asking, dere |
Keiko |
| #143 |
<@Anthy> Dere, pull a sword from my chest! |
Anthy |
| #144 |
<EG> Well, IRC is basically multiplayer Notepad, so... |
Keiko |
| #145 |
<TrinityAlice> Nothing's too big to put in your pussy if you're brave enough! |
Keiko |
| #146 |
<neiromaru> see? that's why you don't shove such big things into pussy, she breaks |
Keiko |
| #147 |
<EG> She has fingers! Why can't she just use those? |
hkas |
| #148 |
<+PrincessRoar> Like baking and reading and doing Keiko's ass. |
Keiko |
| #149 |
<+PrincessRoar> No fucking me while I'm full of cheese! |
Keiko |
| #150 |
[14:11] <@hkas> "we got those rugs at Carpet Diem" |
Keiko |
| #151 |
[14:23] <@Keiko> Roar's a hard taste to describe. |
Keiko |
| #152 |
<@bakemono> I also cum with cornuts. |
Keiko |
| #153 |
<deredere> I really want to drill these guys |
Keiko |
| #154 |
<BaronKelvin> I'm DJ Nikki and I'm here to rap / You sucka emcees betta give a crap / You're pullin' lame verses right outta yo pocket / I've seen better flows from my rendered rocket / You can't compete with my verbage eclectic / Your rhymes are 2-d but mine are volumetric |
Keiko |
| #155 |
<BaronKelvin> Schadenfraud: A half-hearted attempt to enjoy the suffering of others |
Keiko |
| #156 |
<BaronKelvin> There once was a princess named Roar/Her girlfriends numbered five score/She loved everyone/And turned away none/Because love is an open door. |
Keiko |
| #157 |
<qnpe> I'm friendly and chaste! |
Keiko |
| #158 |
<BaronKelvin> PrincessRoar's a full service slut/If your love life is stuck in a rut/She'll hold your hand/Girlfriend on demand/Just as long as she gets a cut. |
Keiko |
| #159 |
<neiro> if there's no muffin, nikki will just have to go in the muff |
Keiko |
| #160 |
<@hkas> drink enough water to float our ship |
K_ |
| #161 |
<PrincessRoar> Without you guys, it's just alone in our room, masturbating while watching Disney movies. |
TaigaS |
| #162 |
<hkas> we can meet up there, I'll bring tiny people so it's not weird |
hkas |
| #163 |
<hkas> always wear protection |
Izombie |
| #164 |
[17:09] <@hkas> Elsa, your clothing is so flimsy I can tell the cold is bothering you |
Keiko |
| #165 |
<NK33> my mouth feels fucked o.o |
dereWriter |
| #166 |
<+PrincessRoar> Yeah! Get your pants off and your ass in the air, EG. It's time to take a trip to pound town. |
Keiko |
| #167 |
<@K|Ish> Uh-oh, Matt's here. Imminent anal pounding incoming! Ready yourself, Jack! |
Keiko |
| #168 |
<matjojo> I´ll also whip out my alternates |
Keiko |
| #169 |
<neiro> also it's longer than a minute, that's a terrible time by roar's standards |
Keiko |
| #170 |
<@MadHatter> Yeah! Strip It Roar! Strip it real good! |
Keiko |
| #171 |
<@hkas> or "use" a banana |
Jessa |
| #172 |
<@exDerelict> We should definitely eat them |
Jessa |
| #173 |
<@Jessa> Sleep.exe has encountered a runtime error. <@hkas> Wake.exe has refused to quit |
Jessa |
| #174 |
<@hkas> the game I play most often is "updating steam client" |
Jessa |
| #175 |
<@hkas> kobayashi marutherfucker |
Jessa |
| #176 |
<Boxy> I'm more of a dick-taker than a dictator |
hkas |
| #177 |
<@hkas> rated nk33 for explicit spaceships |
Jessa |
| #178 |
<@hkas> Trump tower is decorated in Late Gadaffi/Early Saddam style |
Jessa |
| #179 |
[11:34] <neiro> hehe, well I'll add it to my big pile of lesbian books |
Jessa |
| #180 |
<boxy> Lish: don't make me put YOUR cuteness in her |
Jessa |
| #181 |
<@hkas> you can't marry a cousin you've just met |
Jessa |
| #182 |
<@hkas> it's more than 3/5ths of a month |
Jessa |
| #183 |
<@hkas> it's a little known fact that Lord Pannick's first name is Don't |
Jessa |
| #184 |
<@hkas> A Slightly Used Hope |
Jessa |
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