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Channel information for #the-office on QuakeNet
Channel: #the-office (Chat Now!)
Bot: ^Legolas^
Joined: 2010-02-17 03:21
QuakeNet service: Q
Channel peak: 23

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+bitch +commandchar -dynamicbans -enforcebans
+flood +greet +google +hidelogs
+image +infobot -massvoice +peak
+quotes -restrictchaninfo -restrictlogs -restrictstats
+showbanby +stats -timedquotes -topic
+userbans -urltitle +vote +weather

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  Warn user on first violation, ban for 2 min. on second violation
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Enforced topic: Fuk u Danny

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Auth/Handle Access level Last seen
IronLung Owner 2018-12-15 04:10
Megadirt Master 2018-12-14 08:27
DaMan69 Master 2018-08-23 04:40
StuntWiz Master 2017-12-21 21:35
Danny- Master 2018-12-14 20:53
NickVsHtml Master 2018-09-16 21:02
xFlood Master 2018-12-14 08:27
DANKFIRE Op 2018-06-28 06:11
StrngZ Op 2018-12-15 08:22
xWhiteWolfx Op 2016-03-10 16:36
Jalek Voice 2010-04-03 21:05
Orloff Voice 2010-06-12 01:06
PhillMitchell Voice 2016-06-20 21:58
trivia Voice 2016-05-19 18:05
1 owner, 6 masters, 3 ops, 4 voices and 0 friends added to the bot

Auth/Handle Greeting
IronLung Look up in the sky.. It's a bird.. It's a plane.. Oh no it's.. Ironman!

ID Quote Added by
#181 [14:13:10] <@|Iron-> I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance DANKFIRE
#202 -05:06:17- (@GoFuckYourself) thepiratebay is some shit from gloms you are egoistic because you Efinitix
#131 <@|Iron-> i mentioned that all of our troublemakers are now in insomnia <@|Iron-> and some dude was like "yeah well our dicks are bigger than theirs in insomnia" <@|Iron-> im like alright cool GoFuckYourself
#147 [20:24:51] <@GiveItToUsRaaaw> why are you guys all butthurt that sub wont come back [20:24:54] <@GiveItToUsRaaaw> you sub lovers [20:25:02] <@|Snake> were not [20:25:06] <@GiveItToUsRaaaw> you are! GoFuckYourself
#144 <@triviabot> Question 1: Which champion will "outsource your face"? GoFuckYourself
#130 xSubZer0x left crew 02/08/2012 GoFuckYourself
#74 <|Snake> goes to the guy who cant even find his own penis GoFuckYourself
#117 <@|Iron-> i like my women how i like my coffee; previously creamed in by GoFuckYourself GoFuckYourself
#39 <@xRampage> my thump <@xRampage> hurts so bad <@^Iron> thump? <@^Iron> thumb? <@xRampage> idk how u call it <@xRampage> yeah' <@xRampage> that thing GoFuckYourself
#51 <@^Iron> hes fucking adorable GoFuckYourself
#79 <@|MuffinMan-> ur crew hates black person. GoFuckYourself
#184 <@ReaverBeaver> My Grandfather once told me that Eating Pizza is like eating Pussy. Eat as much as you can. End of story. ReaverBeaver
#141 <@|Snake> I am controlling you <@|Snake> I am your master <@Zachary> Your brain is stupid man you play outwar player Snipe|HW
#137 <@Zachary> omg im so true nigger without +v Snipe|HW
#138 <@GoFuckYourself> hung <@GoFuckYourself> danny <@Zachary> hi danny is VERY crappy Snipe|HW
#71 <@^Meth^> gook ull like this <@^Meth^> !qoute 78 <@^Meth^> !qoute 70 <@^Meth^> :( <@^Meth^> it wont work * @^Meth^ slaps |Flood| around a bit with a large trout TehGookstuh
#69 <@^Meth^> sex please! * @TehGookstuh puts on my Dan costume TehGookstuh
#82 <@xSubZer0x> but ive ball tagged people in hs <@xSubZer0x> on purpose wicked777
#174 [13:59:43] <@trust|> saying it was they're account WorkinTheSnake
#132 <@GoFuckYourself> ye im supposed to get 6 inches tomorrow <@GoFuckYourself> 3 more inches than what ive got already xDamien
#152 [13:38:01] <@|Panda-> germophobia[13:38:01] <@xDamien> germophobia[13:38:02] <@|Panda-> :< [13:38:03] <@xDamien> :< [13:38:04] <@|Panda-> lol [13:38:04] <@xDamien> LOL xDamien
#94 <@xDamien> you got yourself one weird dude :< <@^Meth^> yep xDamien
#93 <@|MuffinMan-> haha i love penis so fuck yall xDamien
#122 <@xMac|afk> sex is a VERY good work out <@^Meth^> i used to be in AMAZING shape xDamien
#123 xMac| on #the_anal_office xDamien
#115 <@xDamien> im alpha as fuck <@^Meth^> positive xDamien
#210 [14:03:16] <+PhilMitchell> yeah [14:03:18] <+PhilMitchell> 2nd hit [14:03:27] <+PhilMitchell> well 3rd if u include the other xDamien
#128 [17:41] <@xMac|> subby thats guy's emo xDoz
#127 <@xDoz> lol <@xDoz> subby emo? xMac|
#112 * Topic is '1-6 @quiver | im gay and im loving it!' * Set by TokaBong on Wed Jan 25 07:05:01 xMac|
#158 <@|IronMind-> then i guess Luckster sucks dick it is xMac|afk
#157 [04:02:37] <@xMac|afk> ah ok. nvm me lol [04:02:58] <@|Iron-> i had planned to<@xMac|afk> planned what? [01:01] <@|Iron-> i had planned to never mind you xMac|afk
#129 <@xDoz> bet xMac eats the scrotum <@IRNuz> my cat likes it aswell <@xMac|afk> your cat likes your scrotum nuz? <@xMac|afk> eeew xMac|afk
#95 <@xMac|afk> youre sub's gay lover. i knew it! <@xMac|afk> i knew something was fishy between you two <@|Snake> even if i was <@|Snake> at least we dont go public with it xMac|afk
#97 <@xMac|afk> xDamien heeft graag seks met homoseksuele mensen? <@|Panda-> true story <@|Panda-> :> xMac|afk
#100 <xDamien> i did :P <xMac|afk> ok <xMac|afk> your score is now reset to 0 <xMac|afk> lol <xDamien> fuck you <xDamien> -.- xMac|afk
#87 <@xMac|dog-> im not fucking gay you niggers xMac|dog-
#124 -16:28:24- (@xMac|) DEEPER MOTHERFUCKER! xSubZer0x
#205 <|Iron> let the record show that i loved Pitch Perfect Yahweh
#17 [00:42:21] <@YoungMoney> Nigga we are [00:42:22] <@xTEG|bacaba> so ugly YoungMoney
#52 Sailors = 5168 | Jose = 5197 | Lakebane = 5188 | Marsh = 5222 | Soilcharge = 5241 | Davey = 5440 | Angerdash = 5446 | Steven = 5477 | Kobars Vault = 5495 | Kobar = 5489 | Lost Sailors = 5291 | Snake Jones = 5400 | Zapmuck = 5369 | Twistkill = 5387 | Terrorcog = 5354 | Hatesnare = 5524 | Bloodstorm = 5634 | [o_0]
#25 [13:04:21] <@xRampage> ^Iron watch out for foundries! ;p [13:04:28] <@^Iron> always am [13:04:32] <@BotMan|> Nessam has been spotted! ^Iron
#14 [12:47] * +YoungMoney slaps YoungMoney around a bit with a large trout [12:47] * +YoungMoney slaps Taiyed around a bit with a large trout [12:47] <+YoungMoney> Well FU! [12:47] * +YoungMoney ([email protected]) has left #the-office [12:47] <@Tai|around> woah [12:47] <@Tai|around> Sensitive Samuel ^Iron
#50 [18:50:30] <@BotMan|> Samatha has entered its spawn window. [18:50:44] <@Taiyed> SAMATHA GTFO OF MY FACE ^Iron
#41 [17:52:28] <@^Iron> i go to the University of Pittsburgh school of Witchcraft and Wizardry [17:52:40] <@^Iron> and ninjary [17:52:47] <@Taiyed> what's your major? defense against the dark arts? [17:52:56] <@GoFuckYourself> quidditch [17:53:16] <@Taiyed> i have a feeling dan's would be herbology :o [17:53:25] <@Taiyed> ahhh this many harry potter jokes earns me one cigarette. ^Iron
#40 [17:44:13] <@^Iron> Taiyed would put a bandaid on cancer [17:44:15] <@^Iron> and ffs, call it an adhesive strip [17:44:26] <@^Iron> youre advertising right now [17:44:44] <@Taiyed> thats why they pay me the big bucks [17:44:58] <@^Iron> it all makes cents now... ^Iron
#11 [23:48] * MastaG changes topic to 'Run for whenever: xTEG - twist, block, rpt | MastaG - everything else' ^Iron
#34 [02:13:07] <@^Iron> the plot thickens [02:13:13] <@|Jamie-> thickens ^Iron
#35 [16:19:38] <@|COOKIE|> LORD OF THE RINGS [16:19:44] <@|COOKIE|> MARATHON [16:19:46] <@|COOKIE|> FTW [16:20:04] <@Murders> its fucking sunday [16:20:08] <@Murders> watch football ^Iron
#23 [06:04:30] <@BrutalV> i woke up and by the time i figured out what was going on you had 5 in ^Iron
#26 <+BloodyGangsta> fixing typpo is the easiest thing ever for mr. typpo ^Iron
#30 [20:12:29] <@^Cookie|> selling 3yr old child for 700pts ^Iron
#49 [15:44:45] <@Taiyed> heres a thought [15:44:48] <@Taiyed> Dear Outwar [15:44:55] <@Taiyed> "New News" is completely retarded [15:44:58] <@Taiyed> <3 Taiyed ^Iron
#15 [12:48] <@Tai|around> im off to go do something with my life [12:48] <@Tai|around> (LOL not really) ^Iron
#47 [21:59:04] <@Taiyed> everytime you guys do stuff like !WORDHERE [21:59:09] <@Taiyed> im always so surprised [21:59:12] <@Taiyed> to see stuff happen afterwards [21:59:19] <@^Iron> dude botman is the shit [21:59:27] <@Taiyed> !marijuana ^Iron
#46 [17:27:34] <@^WtfMate> why cant beef just be something delicious? [17:27:44] <@^WtfMate> damn you, hip hop artists ^Iron
#16 [12:49] <@Tai|around> wow, im just getting SO quoted now ^Iron
#21 [16:58:09] <Cookie1211> is taiyed a guy or a girl? [16:58:39] <Cookie1211> it seems like a girl to me lol ^Iron
#53 [03:12:56] <BrutalV> why do people say to get your pets spayed or neutered, then say that there is too many of them as the reason for this. but then dont tell chinamen to cut off their balls as well? ^Iron
#9 [20:55] <@triviabot> Question 8: Unscramble the letters of the words "no stamp" into a single english word? [20:55] <@xWhiteWolfx> tampons <@triviabot> Correct xWhiteWolfx, the answer was postman. ^Iron
#24 Recieved: 07-30-2010 12:42pm From: Danny Hey my computer dun broked I'm on my iPhone I have no idea when my comp will be fixed just thought I'd let you know. I love you! ^Iron
#33 [22:42:58] * @Botman| Quit (Ping timeout) [22:43:09] <@|COOKIE|> scared ^Iron
#4 [03:10] <@^Iron> hey guy [3:10] <@^Iron> get neudeus yet? [03:11] <MastaG> nudes ^Iron
#8 <triviabot> Question 3 (chemistry): What is the symbol for iron in chemistry? <@^Iron> fe <triviabot> Correct ^Iron, the answer was Fe. Your channel score is now 3, network score is 222. ^Iron
#29 [15:04:46] <@Taiyed> BRBLAUNDRYRUN HOLYSHIT GOTTA SKILL UP [15:06:20] <@Taiyed> ok im back [15:06:23] <@Taiyed> close call ^Iron
#38 [07:17:26] <@Taiyed> alright well farewell [07:17:31] * Taiyed is now known as Tai|class [07:17:42] <@xRampage> and she dissapears again [07:17:51] <@xRampage> she's like Howldroid ^Iron
#20 [00:18:27] <@^Iron> hes the bassist [00:18:32] <@Taiyed> you are [00:18:32] <@^Iron> no YOU!! [00:18:36] <@Taiyed> fuck i forgot about that ^Iron
#2 [21:27] <+xWhiteWolfx> I was like [21:27] <+xWhiteWolfx> . ^Iron
#3 [21:28] <+xWhiteWolfx> and I was like [21:28] <+xWhiteWolfx> . ^Iron
#1 [00:53] <@MehZiaH> ? ^Iron
#28 <@|Sleep|> WTF?! <@|Sleep|> there was 2 straws on my caprisun ^Iron
#48 [17:00:18] <@Away|> xRampage [17:00:20] <@Away|> find me outwar plus [17:00:35] <@^Iron> say please! [17:00:39] <@xRampage> yeah [17:00:43] <@xRampage> be nicer against me [17:00:45] <@xRampage> or ill rape you ^Iron
#13 [12:42] <@Taiyed> maybe im just not LOL enough to be quoted ^Iron
#6 [01:31] <@MehZiaH> imma do [01:31] <@MehZiaH> biology [01:31] <@MehZiaH> flash cards and reading for bio [01:31] <@^Iron> got 5 hours? [01:31] <@^Iron> oh [01:31] <+PsychoWhiteBoy> u need DC skills [01:31] <@^Iron> i thought you meant biology of the boss [01:31] <@^Iron> god im a nerd ^Iron
#57 [22:33:33] <@Kakarot|> luckys back [22:33:34] * luck|shower ([email protected]) has joined #the-office ^Iron
#10 <Tai|essay> blue screen of death? <Tai|essay> seriously i have no idea what youre talking about <Tai|essay> like the blue screen with the white font? ^IronLung
#18 [01:18] <^IronLung> form this [01:19] <^IronLung> or give me permission to form em [01:19] <@Aaaaples> yea form it [01:19] <^IronLung> i cant :| ^IronLung
#125 <@|IronMind-> ^methy^ was born <@xSubZer0x> by me ^Methy^
#70 <@|Snake> ^Meth^ <@TehGookstuh> how has she become our "mother" <@|Snake> cuz shes the only female presence <@TehGookstuh> I WANT MILK ^Meth^
#45 [17:37:24] * xRampage changes topic to 'Camping - Fuckdroid(Coes, B0-Taiyed B1-Taiyed B2-Taiyed) TEG Chasing Hacker(Coes, B0-Taiyed B1-Taiyed B2-Taiyed) ^Smoke
#44 [18:11:29] <@Taiyed> well, we made around $4,500 in candle sales today [18:11:33] <@Taiyed> wrap your mind around that ^Study
#43 [22:34:09] <@Taiyed> cause if youre a dick to them, they're more likely to be a dick to you in the future [22:34:38] <@Taiyed> though it definitely wouldve been such a total trout in the face ^Study
#37 [00:55:53] <@^Study> whatchu gettin into for the rest of the night [00:56:01] <@Tai|RAGE> your mother's bed [00:56:02] <@Tai|RAGE> DUH ^Study
#167 [05:03:19] <@|Danny-> |Mind- you're a crazy mofo [05:03:25] <@|Mind-> |mind-: is bein a crazy mofo |Class-
#175 [15:45:28] <gangsta> u got black ops on ps3? [15:45:38] <@AcunaMaToka> xbox [15:45:59] <gangsta> u fuckin suck xcock |Danny-
#169 [14:47:09] <@xSubZerOx> tihs fo eceip nmad dog uoy lleh ni nrub |Danny-
#58 <@^Meth^> who is charlie? <@|FoodSnake> MastaG <@^Meth^> idk if i no him <@|FoodSnake> hes not worth knowing tbh |FoodSnake
#77 <@|Gook-SC2|> Bob the builder is the boss <@|MuffinMan-> apparently these guys figured out the boss |Gook-SC2|
#83 <@TokaBong> i thought he quit till other day <@TokaBong> gameover tried to insult him <@TokaBong> went down better than subz without porn |Iron
#198 [01:31:54] <@|Danny-> i just lold at shoutbox [01:32:04] <@|Danny-> ive had at least 10 beers too [01:32:12] <@|Danny-> and i just peed myself a little |Iron-
#183 <@|Iron-> god damn fags <|Mind-> i think he deserved it damn straight |mind- <@|Iron-> you cant give yourself props <|Mind-> what i Go fuck yourself a bit |Iron-
#186 <@|Iron-> we could roast up some jews in this room its so fucking hot |Iron-
#154 <@|Panda-> i wish i had a basement :/ i would order 20 chinese children online and have them raid <@|Panda-> thats where tho and charlie came in |Iron-
#91 <@TehGookstuh> if we feed him the right stuff <@TehGookstuh> he'll be a grown man <@|MuffinMan-> Dicks are the right stuff again |Iron-
#146 * |Danny is now known as KingAshnar * @KingAshnar drops 105 points * @|Iron- casts 4 elementalidations and last stand's * @|Iron- CRITICAL! 1,250,000 * @KingAshnar disappears into the mist... |Iron-
#201 <@Yahweh> btw teg, i hope that wasnt ur real number <@Yahweh> if it is, ur gunna get a shitload of calls about a $250 ps4 ur selling on craigslist |Iron-
#116 <Methy> I miss you iron! <Snipe|studying> I miss you more iron! <@|Panda-> i miss iron the most! <@|Panda-> since i am a panda |Iron-
#197 <@|Iron-> how long do condoms take to expire <+iiBad> shit <+iiBad> just use it for 1 time |Iron-
#168 [18:15:38] <@|Mind-> .b megadirt perm [18:15:39] * ^Legolas^ sets mode: +b *!*[email protected] [18:15:39] * Megadirt was kicked by Q (Banned.) |Iron-
#182 <@ReaverBeaver> You just make me wanna stop sleeping with a whole bunch of guys. |Iron-
#177 <@ReaverBeaver> malt o meal cereals are dank as fuck <@ReaverBeaver> Its like "Were almost lucky charms but not quite" <@|Iron-> wtf u sayin boy? <@ReaverBeaver> but they taste as good <@ReaverBeaver> and you get big bags of it <@|Iron-> dicks? <@ReaverBeaver> its so amazing <@|Iron-> big bags of dicks |Iron-
#195 <@dingirxul> u should do underground quest then that one is fun <@WaypY> underground investigation? <@dingirxul> ya <@|Iron-> cant <@|Iron-> hes only 72 <@dingirxul> what a fuckin sally <@dingirxul> i didnt even know ow had lvl 72 still in the game |Iron-
#165 [02:21:46] <gangsta> ill b more girly and shit [02:21:48] <@|Snake> god dammit gangsta some of us are trying to read about people who fucked there moms [02:21:50] <@|Snake> way to ruin it |Iron-
#166 [03:11:24] <@|Iron-> fishbot [03:11:24] <fishbot> Yes? [03:11:27] <@|Mind-> .k fishbot fuckoff [03:11:27] * fishbot was kicked by ^Legolas^ (fuckoff) |Iron-
#180 [14:13:10] <@DANKFIRE> there homos i even was trying to help them out [14:13:14] <@|Iron-> theyre [14:13:17] <@DANKFIRE> they're [14:13:22] <+MastaG> They're |Iron-
#199 <@|Danny-> !quote find |Iron- is cool <@|Danny-> [00:05:16] -^Legolas^- I didn't find any quotes on #the-office matching |Iron- is cool. |Iron-
#178 <@|Danny-> i need 10 pts <@|Iron-> i can swing that <@|Danny-> 8.52 <@|Iron-> hm <@|Iron-> 8.52 <@|Iron-> well i promised dank that i would leave him 500 points <@|Iron-> Current Balance: 508.51 * @|Iron- pokerface |Iron-
#188 <dingirxul> my wife is like if u wanna get laid u have to mow the lawn so i do i achieved it <dingirxul> and by wife i mean dad |Iron-
#196 <@|CookiE|> ya but love like ours cant be kept secret <|Mind-> stoned watching cartoons with the secret word penis in |Iron-
#189 <@|Danny-> my logic has built in unoutlogicable logic |Iron-
#185 <@DANKFIRE> that's y we need to get on that kappy train lol <@DANKFIRE> I msd him <@DANKFIRE> interested to see what he says <@DANKFIRE> I typed it out all proper in case his roboreader doesn't speak ebonics |Iron-
#204 <@NotSoBright|> vault by him saying strippers love gloms is your gf says the <@Void|> someone call some paramedics i think this guy just had a stroke |Iron-
#179 YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people |Iron-
#200 [06:55:30] <@|Danny-> drinking some fireball right now |Iron-
#209 [71 15:25:08] * m15 prays to the narzhul for prize [71 15:26:22] <@Vengenz> m15, You have won the War of Zhul Giveaway. Please PM me your Outwar Name and Server to claim your prize! You have 2 minutes to reply or it will be rerolled. |Iron-
#161 <@GoFuckYourself> Rearrange these letters: S N I P E <@GoFuckYourself> PENIS <@GoFuckYourself> !!!! |Iron-
#163 <@shawnr0> hey gangsta, trustee me shawnr0 <gangsta_> never <@shawnr0> pweeeese <gangsta_> k done now dont bug me with anything ow related |Iron-
#203 <Blaze__> if we dont get the weapon . . . <Blaze__> tomorow on the news <Blaze__> belgian guys shoots up whole town |Iron-
#118 <triviabot> Question 2: An animal is a fish if it has _________? <@|Panda-> kieuwen <@|Sleep-> gills <triviabot> Correct |Sleep-, the answer was gills. Your channel score is now 113, network score is 117. <@|Panda-> yeah <@|Panda-> :< <@|Panda-> i said dutch word |Iron-
#162 <@|Mind-> Lets speak grammatically correct lol yea haha alright |Iron-
#170 [01:22:50] <@|Iron-> !brain [01:22:50] * @|Mind- knows 1337 lines of text (37.35KB) |Iron-
#187 <@|Snake-> Silly Phone, you cant Computate. You're a phone, you don't even have Linux |Iron-
#190 * @|Snake- takes the dragon helm <@|Snake-> yeah fuck all u, its mine <@|Iron-> have fun wearing a belt as a helm <@|Snake-> SHUT UP <@|Snake-> im still sleepy <@|Snake-> all i saw was a skull |Iron-
#173 <@|Snake> <@^Legolas^> YouTube: Asphyxia - My hatred (04:29), 737.591 views, 2.929 likes, 123 dislikes (by LycanBrothers) <@|Iron-> i love legolas <@|Iron-> i dont even have to open the links to know that i should ignore them <@|Snake> -.- <@|Snake> .chanset -youtube <@|Snake> <@|Snake> there |Iron-
#119 <triviabot> Correct GoFuckYourself, the answer was Marc Antony. * triviabot was kicked by ^Legolas^ (You are not allowed to say that here, you have been warned!) |Iron-
#76 [04:02:01] <@|Iron-> im being realistic [04:02:02] <@MuffinMan> it just cost us being negative [04:02:09] <@MuffinMan> straight to hl for being realistic |Iron-
#121 <@|IronMind-> Top 5 scores for ryan dunn |Iron-
#136 * @GoFuckYourself slaps |IronMind- around a bit with a large trout <@GoFuckYourself> whore <@|IronMind-> thats it, i'm not a whore |IronMind-
#42 9/28 [06:10:12 pm] <@GoFuckYourself> sounds homoXexual 9/28 [06:10:16 pm] <@GoFuckYourself> oh wrong spot |Jamie-
#149 <@|Sleep-> ok im going to get food <@|Sleep-> and then study <@|Sleep-> ill be on tho <@GoFuckYourself> on Tho? <@GoFuckYourself> gross <@|Snake> fag <@|Panda-> No u! :/ |Panda-
#113 <@^Meth^> whats ur major Sn1pe <@Sn1pe> Mech Eng <@Sn1pe> what about you? <@^Meth^> chemistry <@Sn1pe> no your major, not your feelings for me |Panda-
#114 <@^Meth^> appearently i have a relationship with every guy on here <@|RolanD|> how come we dont have 1 then i feel left out <@^Meth^> we can have one |Panda-
#85 QUOTING GAME, it's like russian roulet but instead of dieing, you are the gayest person that has ever lived! basicly everyone says !quote one after the other, if you land on this quote, you sir are the gayest person that has ever walked this planet, yes that's right, you'd be xSubZer0x! |Panda-
#155 [13:13:22] <@TehGookstuh> so I need to Practice BJ [13:14:14] <@|Study-> do i play a 50 point hand to get it back? [13:14:22] <@|Study-> or do i swallow my loss and walk away |Panda-
#99 [10:39:32] * @|Panda- slaps xSubZer0x around a bit with a large trout [10:39:35] <@|Panda-> bend over [10:39:38] <@|Panda-> nao! [10:39:39] * @xSubZer0x bends [10:39:47] * @|Panda- unzips [10:39:53] * @xSubZer0x runs away [10:39:55] * @xSubZer0x lets some gass out [10:39:57] <@|Panda-> :( |Panda-
#108 [22:14:15] <@|TrouserSnake> Standard response message: 100 pts per person, 500 pts per crew, Please direct all inquiries towards these matters to SnakeRomanov or xTheEaterGuy [22:14:33] <@|TrouserSnake> or xSubZer0x but you'll have even less luck there than talking to a chair |Panda-
#101 <@xDamien> roses are red <@xDamien> violets are blue <@xDamien> i can't write poëms <@xDamien> now show me your tits <@^Meth^> HAHAHAHAH |RolanD|
#61 [22:00:49] * GoFuckYourself has joined #the-office [22:00:58] <@TehGookstuh> great [22:00:59] <@TehGookstuh> this guy [22:01:00] * @TehGookstuh Quit (Quit) [22:01:04] <@GoFuckYourself> good [22:01:14] <@GoFuckYourself> he was probably talking about school anyways [22:01:15] <@GoFuckYourself> nerd |Sleep-
#73 [22:00:27] <@|Sleep-> [22:01:15] <@|Sleep-> you never saw this? [22:01:30] <@^Meth^> no [22:01:39] <@^Meth^> is it porn |Sleep-
#75 <+Zach> i got 400 dollars for christmas <+Zach> im callin it a win <@xSubZer0x> that it? <@xSubZer0x> i got 650 <+Zach> sorry subz my family isnt fuckin rich! <+Zach> got a nice blowjob last night <+Zach> so make that 400 dollars and a good bj <+Zach> awwww thanks mom a BJ, just what a wanted |Sleep-
#90 [14:45:59] <@xDamien> haha i love penis so much i could swallow one |Snake
#143 * @NotxSubZer0x ([email protected]) has left #the-office (fucking |Snake always gotta fuck shit up damn chink! *whistles*) |Snake
#142 <@Zachary> GoFuckYourself loves cock and a dick |Snake
#140 <@|Snake> Dan is Zacharys bitch <@Zachary> hes not a bitch slap him! |Snake
#135 <@|Iron-> im so hungry i want to eat a dick <@|IronMind-> ooo damn I am a dick |Snake
#133 <@GoFuckYourself> hey snipe <@GoFuckYourself> you know <@GoFuckYourself> i can change your name around <@GoFuckYourself> to spell penis |Snake
#59 [02:02] <@^Legolas^> ERROR has been spotted! [02:02] <@^Legolas^> Gorganus of the Wood has been killed |Snake
#164 Daniel Murray: Just got the cops called on me, I tried to get him to sign a petition postcard but no luck :< |Snake
#72 [20:56:09] <@GoFuckYourself> the game |Snake
#126 <@|Iron-> wish i had a spotter <@|IronMind-> do that? become a spotter |Snake
#60 [15:20:40] <@|Snake> |Snake
#67 [12:18:35] <@Noivilbo> is it racist when a prostitute turns down a bbc because its too big [12:18:58] <+|Snake> well shes gotta look at the long term [12:19:00] <+|Snake> or he [12:19:13] <+|Snake> it could cause irreversible damage [12:19:19] <+|Snake> then they'd be out of a job |Snake
#176 [17:05:01] * Q ([email protected]) has joined #the-office [17:05:01] * * sets mode: +o Q [17:05:50] * Q sets mode: +l 4 [17:10:02] * @Q ([email protected]) has left #the-office (Empty Channel) |Snake
#63 [1:19:33] <@|Snake> are you stupid? [1:19:33] <@|NotSmoking-> yeah |Snake
#65 [21:03:08] <@GoFuckYourself> you miss 100% of the shots you don't take |Snake
#145 <@|Study-> dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining |Snake
#106 <@|Snake> .chanlev ^Legolas^ op -^HitMan^- For obvious reasons you can't set levels for NordicBots bots. |Snake
#96 <@xDamien> iron did like <@xDamien> 270 mill <@xDamien> can't argue with that :p <@|Snake> i did <@|Snake> and got a shield <@xDamien> ;/ |Snake
#98 <@|Panda-> cuz you are le noob <@|Panda-> :> |Snake
#102 <@^Meth^> wow <@|Snake> .b Slip perm <@^Meth^> he seems like a bitch <@|RolanD|> he is |Snake
#103 New fries at Burger King, remember to go get Burger King Later |Snake
#104 <@|Panda-> !quote delete 104 <@|Panda-> :< <@|Panda-> !quote remove 104 <@|Panda-> :< <@|Snake> It's del dumbass' |Snake
#110 -^Legolas^- There is currently a poll active in #the-office. The question is: Should homosexuals be allowed in RIP? See more status and help with !vote status <@^Legolas^> Vote has ended. No won with 5 votes against 3. |Snake
#111 <@|Snake> Im divorcing you and moving in with Dan! <@|Snake> gonna have sex with his sister instead! <@^Meth^> his sister is hot <@^Meth^> id do her |Snake
#151 [21:54:53] <@GoFuckYourself> |Snake- [21:54:56] <@GoFuckYourself> ill miss you [21:54:58] <@GoFuckYourself> <3 |Snake-
#207 <+triviabot> Hint: p**t**n <@|Snake-> tampons <+triviabot> Correct |Snake-, the answer was postman. Your channel score is now 168, network score is 583. |Snake-
#120 <@triviabot> Question 6 (animals): If you are reading this, then our species has unfortunately gone extinct. This is my last will and testament. Things used to be so nice on the island of Mauritius before you pesky humans came around. I may not have been able to fly but I was a nice bird! Who am I? |Snipe
#66 [23:59:10] <@|Snake-> asshole [23:59:11] <@mgfx> yes? |Study-
#107 <@xSubZer0x> |TrouserSnake
#191 mIRC registration key: Joseph Smith 10038-988528 |Work
#193 [10:54:58] <+dingirxul> i saw two black guys in my town yesterday [10:55:05] <+dingirxul> i amost had a heart attack |Work-
#208 <longandstrong> applesauce is NOT a good lubricant |Work-
#194 * GoFuckYourself has joined #the-office * Q sets mode: +o GoFuckYourself <@GoFuckYourself> stfu |Snake * @GoFuckYourself has left #the-office |Work-
#192 <+Loki_> Anyway, i'm off for the night, see you all tomorrow <+Loki_> .op <+Loki_> .gofuckyourself <+Loki_> lol * Loki_ was kicked by ^Legolas^ (You are not allowed to say that here, you have been warned!) |Work-

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