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Channel information for #segumisama on QuakeNet
Channel: #segumisama (Chat Now!)
Bot: |Flame|
Joined: 2008-05-04 18:02
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Channel peak: 67

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Segum Owner 2014-12-13 19:18
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DevilNith Op 2013-02-03 20:26
BlazinDavyn Op 2014-10-12 04:40
smuRlik Op 2013-10-08 23:05
Nelon Op 2012-04-18 00:10
aishy Op 2013-07-05 08:21
Brok3n-nARrow Op 2013-08-03 10:48
Metawe Op 2012-11-10 03:02
Nex Op 2011-11-03 14:18
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DarkDeviL Op 2013-03-11 22:47
Mauler Op 2011-03-04 21:13
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Herdin Op 2014-12-20 07:14
joe Op 2014-02-27 21:52
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SunSet Voice 2010-12-12 13:17
qoreQ Voice 2012-11-26 01:53
Dobban Voice 2013-04-06 04:49
Augurk Voice 2013-08-16 13:37
1 owner, 0 masters, 19 ops, 5 voices and 0 friends added to the bot

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Quotes
ID Quote Added by
#1 <@Omar> wtf epikirby^^
#3 * ThLoser nuzzles Seg the shemale Seg
#4 <@Omar> * @Omar straps seggie to aznseal's bed || <@Seg> BONDAGE MAKES ME REFUSE TO TAKE SPERM! Seg
#5 <Omar> ThLoser: I'm lonely sometimes. please marry me Seg
#6 <ThLoser> Omar: Sure thing Seg
#7 * Seg screams for omar to help her || <-- Omar has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) Seg
#8 <Omar> sad because now aznseal willl never experience love Seg
#9 <suama> I dunno how to explain that, I don't wear underwear Seg
#10 <@Omar> Seggie was watching a violent sex scene on TV. :P Seg
#11 <winddrake> I blow hard Seg
#12 <Mauler> yep hes under my table doing naughty things to my dangles Segumisamaa
#13 <Segumi>bottom all the way. Omarish
#14 <xXSyKoXx> Segz likes to be on bottem, rita'd, double-dipped w/ a strapon.. Segumi
#15 Omar> mindstormer isn't as geeky as me Seg
#16 CoconutIsland> I want to be a legal stalker when I grow up :] Seg
#18 [12:13] <Misacorp> I saw binary code and then I saw a 2 Seg
#19 Misacorp> and if I were I'd have to be high, drunk, and extremely tired to give Alternate voice Seg
#20 [13:17] <Alternate> Why can't I have voice Seg? <Seg> because you dont deserve it! <Misacorp> Because 50% of the time you're what causes +m Seg
#21 [ 06:40:02 ] ! winddrake almost nuzzles Seggie Segumisama
#22 <@Seg> my aunts shampoo AND conditioner have the texture of cum...and the look. Omar
#23 [ 12:06:58 ] [ @Segumisama ] bvrb [ 12:07:00 ] [ @DanQnA ] well [ 12:07:06 ] [ @DanQnA ] be very right back [ 12:07:13 ] [ @DanQnA ] that means she's already here Segumisama
#24 [ 06:11:34 ] [ +sano ] im straightb ut i wouldnt mind Alternate sucking me off [ 06:12:01 ] [ +sano ] id love to cum on his cute little face [ 06:12:13 ] [ +sano ] quote that and die Segumisama
#25 [ 06:16:11 ] [ TaquitoLover ] K GONE BACK TO WATCHING PORN [ 06:16:26 ] [ pokegeek ] me2 Segumisama
#26 [ 09:52:00 ] [ Mewy ] Seg? [ 09:52:08 ] [ Mewy ] Why, the only thing I'd let her take is my virginity Segumisama
#27 [ @X-LP ] its a ton of finger giggling Seg
#28 [ 06:38:31 ] [ xakuma ] I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR HOT JAPANESE GUYS.[ 06:38:35 ] [ xakuma ] I WAS LOOKING FOR JIN. [ 06:38:38 ] [ xakuma ] WHO IS A HOT JAPANESE GUY. Cimarron
#29 [ 06:40:18 ] [ winddrake ] so, is Xakuma a guy or a girl? Cimarron
#30 [ 06:40:51 ] [ xakuma ] I DO NOT LIKE JAPANESE HOTTIES. [ 06:40:53 ] [ xakuma ] I LIKE JIN. [ 06:40:57 ] [ xakuma ] WHO IS THE HOTTEST OF JAPANESE HOTTIES? [ 06:40:59 ] [ xakuma ] DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? Cimarron
#31 [ 07:36:13 ] [ @X-LP ] i have eargasms Cimarron
#32 <Omarish> seggie was maturbating with her mic on skype yesterday. she broke it. | <sano> really? | <sano> hot Omar
#33 [ 01:12:17 ] [ @Papichoolo ] Omar is creapy Segumisama
#34 [ 01:19:21 ] [ @Papichoolo ] Omar is a 19 year old Creapy Freaky guy Segumisama
#35 [ 02:14:56 ] [ +shitbreak ] [TH]Tenesean is cute i love him Segumisama
#36 [ 02:15:33 ] [ [TH]Tenesean ] shitbreak is going gay? Segumisama
#37 [ 04:42:28 ] [ xakuma ] I'd totally jump you and rape you Seg
#38 [ 07:33:45 ] ! @DanQnA resurrects DimeCadmium [ 07:33:52 ] [ @DanQnA ] NOW YOU CAN BE MY UNDEAD BIATCH!!! Segumisama
#39 [ 07:36:27 ] [ @DanQnA ] just for the record [ 07:36:29 ] [ @DanQnA ] I HATE YOU ALL Segumisama
#40 [ 07:36:35 ] [ @DimeCadmium ] i fail. Segumisama
#41 [ 08:19:12 ] [ @DanQnA ] MOAR SAUSAGE!!! Seg
#42 [ 08:19:59 ] [ @DanQnA ] one day, when they all start thinking I'm gay... [ 08:20:17 ] [ @DimeCadmium ] we alrdy DO all think that Seg
#43 [ 07:52:04 ] [ @Omar ] lol, my sister called william a perv [ 07:52:22 ] [ @Omar ] cause he like bewbs [ 07:52:59 ] [ winddrake ] Seriously, I do. <3 soczol
#44 <Seggie> The best lap is His lap... | I've been in His lap before. | <Omar> she does more than sleep in his lap | <Seggie> F3 | I wish Omar
#45 <Seggie> Quill | I'll take you with me :D | <Omar> she wants to have fun on the plane >_> | <Seggie> MILE HIGH CLUB BABY1 Omar
#46 Qill says (8:09 PM): For the last time, I like girls Omar says (8:09 PM): and being hugged by girls because they have boobs Qill says (8:09 PM): Well, it most certainly a lot better than getting hugged by you soczol
#47 Qill says: and what exactly is a hard on? Omar says: William is horny for big boobed girls Segumisama says: It's when you get an erection, Qill. Qill says: Oh, so it is what I thought it was Segumisama says: AKA, what omar has 24/7. Omar says: lies Qill says: AH Omar says: I'm actually not hard at all right now soczol
#48 Omar says (8:15 PM): this isn't anything that turns me on soczol
#51 [ 10:22:02 ] [ Biji ] ctrl + T, squiggy [10:22:09 ] [ Squiggy ] thanks bra Seg
#52 [ 02:31:54 ] [ Segumisama ] glitch perhaps? ||[ 02:31:59 ] [ @soczol ] impossible ||[ 02:32:04 ] [ @soczol ] our software has no glitches at all :| ||[ 02:32:09 ] [ @soczol ] just features we never knew about Segumisama
#53 [ 02:39:28 ] [ @DimeCadmium ] "my programs never have bugs, they just develop random features!" ;p Segumisama
#54 [ 06:23:09 ] [ Krinsom3 ] Wait...Simford , are you a he or a she? Segumisama
#55 [ 06:44:47 ] [ Davyn-JDS5 ] Oooh! You're squishing my bewbs! Seg
#56 [ 06:47:52 ] [ Alternate ] HOW DO YOU COPY PASTE? Seg
#57 [ 06:51:36 ] [ Squiggy ] do you guys see color? :/ Seg
#58 [ 10:01:00 ] [ xakuma ] I thought it was only gays that had anal sex. o_o; Segumisama
#59 [ 10:06:57 ] [ xakuma ] But it's a pretty dick|| [ 10:06:58 ] [ AeroMakku ] I even named him Mitchel||[ 10:07:00 ] [ xakuma ] *DUCK|| [ 10:07:01 ] [ xakuma ] OMG.|| [ 10:07:02 ] [ Squiggy ] LMAO ||[ 10:07:03 ] [ AeroMakku ] haha .|| [ 10:07:10 ] [ Squiggy ] wb dicklover ||[ 10:07:10 ] [ xakuma ] WHY IS THE U RIGHT NEXT TO THE I ||[ 10:07:11 ] [ xakuma ] *DUCK Segumisama
#60 [ 11:35:18 ] ! @shitbreak fucks DimeCadmium gently [ 11:35:28 ] ! @DimeCadmium kicks shitbreak's nuts into his head Seg
#61 [ 12:08:22 ] [ ^ThundeR_ ] waNna hear secret? i'm gay. Segumisama
#62 [ 04:53:08 ] [ @xElu ] whenever I go out on the main street I shout "u isral?" ||[ 04:53:21 ] [ @xElu ] strangely enough, I never get any replies Segumisama
#63 [ 05:07:11 ] [ LightinEnemy ] I think misacorp and misa campo are married in Misacorp land Segumisama
#64 ! @puppy np: with himself Segumisama
#65 [ 08:14:28 ]  · · Nick : puppy : [ DanQnA ] [ 08:14:31 ] [ @DanQnA ] that was SOOOOO not me Segumisama
#66 [ @|Flame| ] Added Quote #65: [ 08:14:28 ]  · · Nick : puppy : [ DanQnA ] [ 08:14:31 ] [ @DanQnA ] that was SOOOOO not me Segumisama
#67 [ 08:16:17 ] [ @DanQnA ] I like the way Segumisama screams while I'm doing her O_O Segumisama
#68 [ 08:16:51 ] [ @Segumisama ] If I scream when you're "doing" me then it must have been in my drug-induced haze. Segumisama
#69 [ 12:03:12 ] [ +X-LP5K ] i play with myself a lot Segumisama
#70 /topic #basilmarket Happy birthday soczol and munken!! 7/14/08. Go to #nordicbots to say happy birthday to them ^^ Segumisama
#71 [ 12:27:29 ] [ @Nisha ] X-LP doesnt love me, he's my sex slave! Segumisama
#72 [ 12:42:36 ] [ TaquitoLover ] BRB CASTRATING MYSELF Segumisama
#73 [ 12:44:12 ] [ ali4z ] Psht, I'd rather have chocolate than sex. Segumisama
#74 [ 01:08:45 ] [ @Omarish ] i can't finger myself Segumisama
#75 [ 03:36:42 ] [ @xElu ] cold sex > hot oj Segumisama
#76 <seggie> well. | I have sano!! Omarish
#77 12:59:56 | LightinEnemy: WHERE IS AUSTRALIA?! Segumisama
#78 20:04:44 | @X-LP: ive got 140gb of porn Segumisama
#79 20:07:04 | @DimeCadmium: redtube woohoo! Segumisama
#80 20:07:23 | @X-LP: shockingtube.com Segumisama
#81 20:45:59 | @X-LP: how can u listen to music with no bass? Segumisama
#82 13:08:40 | @Omarish: When Vista stops requiring absurd amounts of RAM just to run the OS decently, I'll stop saying eww Vista and go back to saying eww Windows Segumisama
#83 21:54:27 | +sano: 00:53:07 < Segumisama> I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!|| 21:54:30 | +sano: never thought id hear that Segumisama
#84 21:55:05 | +sano: what the fuck || 01:55:07 | +sano: 00:00:46 < Segumisama> SANO WE NEED YOU AND YOUR PENIS Segumisama
#85 23:18:23 | BagelAlex: nekkid calvinz pic pls Segumisama
#86 23:19:21 | BagelAlex: Oh, a naked icyspell would please me Segumisama
#87 09:37:12 | @X-LP3: i know nothing about computerz Segumisama
#88 21:15:03 | BagelAlex: and someone broke into my car's dad Segumisama
#89 21:17:32 | @X-LP: speaking of pornography ||21:17:33 | @X-LP: brb! Segumisama
#90 08:57:25 | winddrake: I am Melon Lord Segumisama
#91 09:28:07 | @X-LP5K: im pretending to work. srry if i dont answer Segumisama
#92 09:53:31 | @DimeC: and im grounded today 09:53:34 | @DimeC: im @ summer school 09:53:35 | @X-LP5K: lol 09:53:39 | @DimeC: on the teachers computer Segumisama
#93 12:15:05 | stefan812: you can't smack perfection Segumisama
#94 12:19:26 | stefan812: whats with everyone and wanting to touch me Segumisama
#95 12:41:42 | pokegeek: Who the hell is Tiger? Segumisama
#96 10:34:07 •›› Nick: soczol\off_ renamed to soczol ||10:35:57 | Segumisama ambushes soczol! ||10:36:02 •›› Quit: soczol (soc@paradise.bserved.nl) (Read error: EOF from client) Segumisama
#97 15:19:56 | @tiidus: you can't "do" a millionare 15:20:31 | Segumisama: just because you've never "done" a millionair dosent mean you cant Segumisama
#98 05:38… Omarish: ok sweety pie i am OFF Papichoolo
#99 05:36… Omarish: where r u babe? Papichoolo
#100 21:24:43 | ali4z: mrbasil doesn't like sex, only drugs Segumisama
#101 21:26:02 | ali4z: I mean basilmarket... only a guy on drugs would make it. Segumisama
#102 22:08:15 | Etri: I love you Seggie. <3 Segumisama
#103 22:31:23 | Azureskies: Bbl, mommy wants me to practive violin. Segumisama
#104 22:31:45 | BagelAlex: Seg isn't a human, it's an AI from GW which is metal gear RAY's internal system Segumisama
#105 16:42:45 | @Airwave: I DISCONNECT LIKE...23563676 TIMES A MINUTE Segumisama
#106 16:43:14 | @Airwave: MY PARENTS ARE PAINTING THE DAMN HOUSE Segumisama
#107 22:31:31 | pokegeek: IRC isn't popular, really. Segumisama
#108 13:01:24 | Snowilazed: I do not masturbate Segumisama
#109 13:00:56 | Yoshiii: am i the only person on earth who doesn't masturbate >_> ? Segumisama
#110 13:17:40 | MALElilbabyviet: Did I tell you guys that I'm into necrophilia? Segumisama
#111 14:01:47 | Rastlin: Your face has the expression of someone being anal'd for the first time. Segumisama
#112 18:44:35 | @Omarish: it gets you castrated by the night police Segumisama
#113 18:49:07 | @Omarish: and I'll take a shit on him too Segumisama
#114 18:49:23 | @Omarish: I'm seggie's puppy Segumisama
#115 23:38:30 | pokegeek: My name is Joe. 23:38:35 | BagelAlex: REALLY? 23:38:36 | Segumisama: Really 23:38:41 | pokegeek: Yeah. Segumisama
#116 12:04:46 | Azureskies: How the heck do I type? Segumisama
#117 14:56:25 | xakuma: LOL@MASSIVEBOOBS Segumisama
#118 17:31:40 | sano`somewhere: im somewhere in a lablike environment Segumisama
#119 19:01:39 | Rastlin: Uh oh. I hear indian hoots outside my house. Segumisama
#120 20:41:01 | purerange899: MALElilbabyviet IS A GUY? Segumisama
#125 23:08:36 | itsANGiE: ali4z is a girl? Segumisama
#126 10:45:24 | doomsday777: doomsday porn is the best Segumisama
#127 14:11:38 | Krinsom3: True stories are never true! Segumisama
#128 18:31:21 | @Airwave: i talk to hot girl on mnsz Segumisama
#129 22:49:44 | pokegeek: I used to use my laptop's fan as a heater until it overheated... Segumisama
#130 23:00:07 | ali4z: Red bull is only good in vodka. :P Segumisama
#131 11:02:54 | KewlEH: Rastlin's ass is mine. :( Segumisama
#132 11:39:46 | Vusys: except, we all talk in #basilmarket which means we'll never know what a girl is like Segumisama
#133 12:42:58 | doomsday777: I'm 69 years old. Segumisama
#134 17:19:24 | Rastlin: I always thought x-lp was seg. Segumisama
#135 18:12:19 | pokegeek: I got banned for 5 minutes and thought I was going to die. Segumisama
#136 18:12:59 | Snox: I'd just shove her in my van. Segumisama
#137 18:12:43 | Kerpail: i'd offer her candy to get in my van Segumisama
#138 18:13:22 | Snox: Is it a bad thing if my dad told me he lost his virginity to a car muffler? Segumisama
#139 18:14:53 | @X-LP: anyone got a credit card i can use to order a pizza? Segumisama
#140 19:00:34 | KewlEH: I'm in need of a new skank. Segumisama
#141 19:00:37 | purerange899: NO IM FREAKING FAPPING Segumisama
#142 19:13:05 | @shitbreak: np: Dj Fritzy ( Happy Hardcore Rave Techno Trance FUCKIN BANGIN!! ) - Dj Fritzy - 74 75 Is On A Fuckin Mission!! ( FUCKING BANGING!!!! Happy Hardcore Techno Trance Rave ) (0:01/3:39) Segumisama
#143 19:50:16 | @DimeCadmium: my balls itch Segumisama
#144 21:14:17 | FadeToBlack: I suck ass Segumisama
#145 21:45:55 | pokegeek: Really.... brb wal-mart. Segumisama
#146 22:04:30 | @Omarish: i like being straight Segumisama
#147 22:05:23 | xakuma: Omar is gay? Segumisama
#148 22:05:46 | @Omarish: I am heterosexual; get your facts straight or I'll kill you Segumisama
#149 22:37:01 | BagelAlex: Sometimes, I think myself as a female Segumisama
#150 22:43:23 | TaquitoLover: I'm going to fap then fall asleep, night Basil IRC. Segumisama
#151 23:00:45 | Krinsom3: I WANT TO BE ABUSED Segumisama
#152 23:12:19 | Krinsom3: Pinoy is a he-she? Segumisama
#153 23:12:26 | pokegeek: Pinoy has a gender? Segumisama
#154 08:02:56 | @Misacorp: boolean Segumisama /n Segumisama = Knows Finnish /n if(Segumisama = true){system.out.println("No") || 08:03:27 | @Segumisama: Thats what we call a Misacorp No Segumisama
#155 10:44:45 | @Omarish: just because I used a raygun to zap all your clothes off Segumisama
#156 12:13:51 | ChemicalX: ADD ME ON PROFEELAY SO WE COULD HANG OUT LIKE TURDS Segumisama
#157 12:14:51 | @shitbreak: (Currently browsing) http://www.redtube.com/13607 (Micah fingering her pussy 2) Segumisama
#158 16:14:09 | @X-LP5K: brb. driving Segumisama
#159 17:07:07 | @xElu: so X-LP really isn't a bot. D: Segumisama
#160 17:31:41 | Paaaz: Bella is a horrible and annoying weak protagonist Segumisama
#161 12:57:58 | +shitbreak:#Nordicbots: for some reason i have the feeling that Segumisama doesn't sleep, she just speaks :( Segumisama
#162 19:59:00 | @Omarish: if you mess with #nordicbots, #help, or #feds, or any other service channel, you will be prem banned from here 19:59:06 | @Omarish: no exceptions Segumisama
#163 Omar says (8:23 AM): hell, if nukes start flying, I'm heading to Antartica Segumisama
#164 16:32:41 | OneHope: Basil will be mature Segumisama
#165 16:28:26 | @Airwave: X-LP 16:28:26 | @X-LP: yessir 16:28:26 | @Airwave: i just have to say 16:28:26 | @Airwave: i lveo you 16:28:34 | @Airwave: love* 16:28:34 | @X-LP: fuck off Segumisama
#166 16:33:21 | @Segumisama: x-lp i lvoe you, you actually remembered!! 16:33:22 | @Segumisama: :D 16:33:25 | @Segumisama: love 16:33:26 | @Segumisama: xD 16:33:28 | @X-LP: :) Segumisama
#167 20:09:35 | @\DeC\Yoda: i dont exactly have that much experience with telling guys i dont wanna cyber em Segumisama
#168 21:23:32 | @X-LP: how do you show what ur browsing? 21:24:15 | @Segumisama: /surl 21:24:30 | @X-LP: oh goodie21:24:34 | @X-LP: i can show my porns Segumisama
#169 21:33:24 | SevenPlaces: go have sex with a taco Segumisama
#170 08:09:22 | puppy:#X-LP goes to work on Segumisama's mouth and lifts it into a smile -> :) Segumisama
#171 09:28:33 | Krinsom3:#Basilmarket: We all love Segumisama <3 Segumisama
#172 19:40:15 | \DeC\Yoda:#X-LP drags Segumisama into bed with him and starts to snore Segumisama
#173 21:22:15 | Krinsom3:#Basilmarket: HI SEGUMISAMA! WE LOVE YOUR MUSIC Segumisama
#174 X-LP says (9:58 PM): i just quit myself Segumisama
#175 15:13:05 | @Spir^: Level 6: chance of finding a 'Fresh Air' Segumisama
#176 10:29:42 | @Spir^: Seg loves spir <3 Segumisama
#177 09:42:58 | Seg licks Misacorp 09:43:06 | @Misacorp gets a towel Seg
#178 09:46:02 | @Misacorp: The story of Seg ©®™: There is no Seg. Seg
#179 Krinsom3: why does everyone want to tap Rastlin.. Rastlin
#180 22:04:53 | @Gen: getting ahold of Koneko on quakenet is like calling directv and expecting them to end your contract nicely Segumisama
#181 20:49:50 | @puppy: omar is now known as seggie 20:49:54 | @puppy: tranny? Segumisama
#182 17:47:49 | @Omarish: Seggie followed me into a porn convention and now the topic is no longer about your fan club Segumisama
#183 17:53:40 | @Quintosh: my mother says I'm special Segumisama
#184 Segumisama: syko, you me, bed, now Omarish
#185 20:11:30 | @Omarish: hey, she's not legal, but those laws are silly. Segumisama
#186 20:17:08 | KewlEH: Who wants some anal? :/ Segumisama
#187 20:35:45 | @X-LP: Segumisama looks at porn a lot Segumisama
#188 11:04:41 | @tiidus: I've been spending quality time with my bed Segumisama
#189 18:36:21 | KewlEH: Queer is a compliment to me. Segumisama
#190 15:14:09 | @Quintosh: I dont know anything, I just work here Segumisama
#191 20:11:29 | Alternate: my parents were drunk when they named me. Segumisama
#192 Omar: Guys, seggie will cut your penis off if you don't last long enough. It doesn't matter if you weren't even having sex with her. If you don't last long enough will fucking your girlfriend, she will come to your house and cut your penis off. Omar
#193 Omar: Also, seggie will cut your penis off, cook it, and feed it to rats if you try to rape her. | Segumisama: Of course. | Segumisama: Unless.. | Segumisama: the one doing the rapeing is X-LP :D Omar
#194 21:54:56 | @X-LP: im american 21:54:59 | @X-LP: im allowed to be greedy Segumisama
#195 20:57:41 | Kirby: my friend's last name is starbuck Segumisama
#196 00:49:16 | @X-LP: cathouse = my house Segumisama
#197 <Azureskies> The thing with other people's beds. Is that you never know what they did on them. >> || <X-LP> i know what i did on mine || * X-LP remembers || * X-LP relives || <X-LP> two at once! Azureskies
#198 17:59:23 | pokegeek: Okay, I lied again. I'm actually 42 years old. Segumisama
#199 23:44:49 | @X-LP: i just totally forgot how to script Segumisama
#200 15:23:20 | MALElilbabyviet: I'd still make sweet sweet love to segumi even if she were a zombie. Segumisama
#201 19:13:12 | purerange899: no seriously can you draw something interesting that doesn't relate to genitals for my science class? Segumisama
#202 17:55:56 | TaquitoLover: I don't cum a lot because I'm missing my left nut. Segumisama
#203 19:58:20 | TaquitoLover: The things that occur between a male and his hand are sacred. Segumisama
#204 20:29:41 | TaquitoLover: I can't sleep unless I masturbate. Segumisama
#205 20:30:21 | TaquitoLover: All I do is use the computer, eat, shit, watch TV, watch porn, masturbate, repeat Segumisama
#206 20:45:39 | TaquitoLover: Why wouldn't you have nude pictures of Omar? Segumisama
#207 22:24:17 | @Segumisama: Misacorp what type of job do you have o_o 22:24:28 | @Misacorp: I kill people 22:24:31 | @Misacorp: Let's not discuss that Segumisama
#208 12:28:39 | +sano`: alternate 12:28:41 | Alternate: ? 12:28:42 | +sano`: you're cuddly Segumisama
#209 14:35:00 | +sano`: wii 14:35:01 | +sano` giggles Segumisama
#210 15:32:55 | @suama: I've shown my cock to a basiler too Segumisama
#211 <Seg> omar, the bottom is the parcipitant that is recieving the sexual action, not the one giving it, so fuck yeah I'd love to be bottom. Omar
#212 08:49:18 | @vampire_puppy wants \DeC\Yoda's sausage ;P Segumisama
#213 13:11:07 | +TaquitoLover: I don't hit like a girl ;13:11:09 | +TaquitoLover: I hit like a shemale Segumisama
#214 20:26:46 | BagelAlex: When I was younger, I use to say ''THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO CASTRATED'' Segumisama
#215 21:19:35 | pokegeek: Didn't I tell you I'm 42, and a pedophile? Segumisama
#216 21:19:56 | pokegeek: I also live in my parents' basement. Segumisama
#217 14:12:;59 | Krinsom3: So basically...Canada hates pirateS? Segumisama
#218 15:;58:38 | +sano`: i spilled white stuff on isilie :o Segumisama
#219 15:59;:03 | Isilie wipes white stuff off Segumisama
#220 16:29;:08 | xakuma: I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA. Segumisama
#221 09:13:22 | @Misacorp: k I go play Cock of Doody 4 Segumisama
#222 ;http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg188/doomsday7777/theplotthickens.jpg Segumisama
#223 09:49:40 | boonhowX: in the end we're all stupid humans Segumisama
#224 09:50:11 | @Misacorp: Just gets some plasmids and change your race duh Segumisama
#225 09:50:38 | WrathX: Micheal Jackson was awesome when he was black Segumisama
#226 09:52:24 | @Misacorp: Like you know when I saw the "Jump Down" function I was like RAWFL RAWFL 09:52:46 | @Misacorp: Like hooray let's jump 09:52:48 | @Misacorp: DOWN 09:52:57 | @Misacorp: Paradox FTW Segumisama
#227 15:59:15 | BagelAlex: Webaccess isn't a bot, segumisama? Segumisama
#228 17:02:05 | boonhowX: I have the attention span of a rat Segumisama
#229 19:05:57 | +Alternate: i live in nyc queens elmhurst 11373. :] Segumisama
#230 19:13:00 | ali4z: Wait, sano wears clothes? Segumisama
#231 21:17:29 | KewlEH thinks that you should know that KewlEH is still in the closet, hence the non-BFnessness. Segumisama
#232 10:52:00 | @Omar: Don't mess with other channels at all. Even if you don't like them, I don't need people coming in here and spamming complaints 10:52:08 | +Alternate: but its a dif network 10:52:27 | @Omar: I don't care. They can easily connect to this one and bitch at us Segumisama
#233 11:19:32 | pokegeek: I'm so hungry but I can't get up to eat cuz I gotta grind T_T Segumisama
#234 15:53:51 •›› Quit: Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) (Quit: be RIGHT back!) 15:53:54 •›› Join: Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) 15:53:54 •›› Mode: *.quakenet.org › +o Q 15:53:54 | @NB-Service: Information: Q is not allowed to have ops here! Segumisama
#235 16:29:56 | ali4z: Well... depends I guess. If I haven't had sex for 4 years am I a virgin again? :D Segumisama
#236 • @Airwave is now watching: ass_ashley_big_clip1_bigtits_niceass [3.45/12.32] | [@Airwave] ohh fuck | [@Airwave] wrong one Segumisama
#237 18:11:35 •›› Join: sano` (s@security-gw.defense.maitum.gov.ph) Segumisama
#238 13:36:08 | TaquitoLover: Well, I started Treasure Island a month and a half ago 13:36:12 | TaquitoLover: And I'm at page 21. Segumisama
#239 14:39:01 •›› Mode: Segumisama › +b *!*xqr2@*.users.quakenet.org14:39:01 •›› This (*!*xqr2@*.users.quakenet.org) ban affects: (+[Papichoolo], @Segumisama, Ptolemy, BasilMarket) Segumisama
#240 16:13:14 | +sano`: wanna have half asian babies with me Segumisama
#241 16:27:19 | Hamadaub is having temporary insanity over his regular insanity. Do not disturb Segumisama
#242 19:43:45 | +Segumisama: Omar || 19:43:45 •›› Nick: Omar renamed to omar Segumisama
#243 08:40:37 | KewlEH: Incense is hot. Segumisama
#244 10:30:20 | @Misacorp: I need pants too, but why have pants if you can be without them? Segumisama
#245 10:35:10 | +Alternate: oh today is my mom's birthday...but i dont care :P Segumisama
#246 10:55:24 | Krinsom3: It's an orgasm in my mouth xD Segumisama
#247 13:40:50 | +sano`: also, you guys are huge nerds with no life Segumisama
#248 20:28:06 | @X-LP: i have 50GB of porn Segumisama
#249 09:49:35 | +sano`: I'm playing with myself :) Segumisama
#250 09:52:59 | +sano`: can't we just be friends without having to fuck all the time? Segumisama
#251 13:37:41 | ali4z: What? Break from nerding? How does that work? Segumisama
#252 17:26:35 | KewlEH: Gay sex is more interesting. :( Segumisama
#253 17:41:49 | +Kirby: she was slapping your dick Segumisama
#254 12:11:18 | A4NoOb: i think he needs to get hurt. and by hurt, i mean dead. Segumisama
#255 11:49:53 | @X-LP5K: brb. committing suicide 11:49:58 | @Alternate: HF 11:50:59 | @semi: hb Segumisama
#256 18:59:03 | KewlEH: I'm scared to look at porn on my laptop now. Segumisama
#257 19:22:13 | +vampire_puppy: don't ask me what to do with the knife ^^ Segumisama
#258 19:22:31 | @DimeCadmium: no, vampire_puppy, im NOT going to cut off my dick. Segumisama
#259 05:42:52 | ali4z: The smarter you look, the bigger your penis. Segumisama
#260 08:19:01 | KewlEH: It's 'kay, I'm gay. Segumisama
#261 09:10:58 | @KingChaos`: don't mind the smell, you will get used to that Segumisama
#262 "He's like a ripple on the water. If you try to bring it close to you, it pulls away. Though It may brush against your feet, if you try to catch it, it will pull farther away. He’s a man who can’t be caught.” ~ some book Segumisama
#263 15:27:29 | +\DeC\Yoda: seg is a cool female humanoid Segumisama
#264 16:27:43 | TaquitoLover: The first time I watched porn was when I was 8 Segumisama
#265 18:04:43 | ali4z: Knowing programming + girl = ftw on parties Segumisama
#266 19:25:40 | purerange899: <+sano`> i'd rather do mitchy than Hannah 19:25:42 | purerange899: LOL 19:25:44 | +sano`: quote that and die Segumisama
#267 06:26:20 | StealthyLoner: The randomness of this channel exceeds my comprehension segumisama
#268 11:36:59 | xakuma: Like you have any balls in the first place, Hamadaub. :P segumisama
#269 11:45:05 | +sano`: i slept with aznseal once segumisama
#270 12:34:02 | +StealthyLoner: 2girls1cup is the most funniest flick ever Segumisama
#271 12:35:42 | JJoohhnn: I just pooped and it feels like my butts on fire Segumisama
#272 12:36:00 | +StealthyLoner: JJoohhnn, don't have anal sex so often Segumisama
#273 13:56:08 | +sano`: a few million of my manbabies are on your face too Segumisama
#274 15:01:49 | +Nisha: a kilt can actualy make a man look more manly Segumisama
#275 15:02:38 | BagelAlex: I still rather wear a skirt than to use pants Segumisama
#276 15:06:03 | +Nisha: I'm a half-black shemale Segumisama
#277 15:13:12 | +sano`: i love you Skies 15:13:15 | +sano`: lets make out 15:13:19 | Skies: I love you too sano 15:13:20 | @Segumisama: sano` calm down 15:13:21 | Skies: sure Segumisama
#278 15:14:10 | aryama5: Just got back from fapping Segumisama
#279 15:13:53 | +Nisha: fap fap fap Segumisama
#280 15:22:05 | @Webbax: haha i was looking at a newstopic about breast cancer and got thinking of porn.... am i sick then? Segumisama
#281 18:41:13 | @WrathX: Why are there all these quotes about Penises and me? omar
#282 08:58:09 | @xKirby: I'm a prick Segumisama
#283 14:08:32 | TaquitoLover: Inner Peace? You mean the bliss that occurs after an orgasm? Segumisama
#284 18:54:54 | @Kirby: And Nexon's grammar is worse than yours Simford Segumisama
#285 21:43:15 | Cheezay: That whole conversation is a meme Segumisama
#286 21:44:23 | D_Funk: memes were invented before /b/ was shitted out into existence Segumisama
#287 10:35:56 | Snowilazed: I'm sure my teacher won't get upset if I copy this essay from Wikipedia. Segumisama
#288 15:44:01 | WrathX: I GOT OWNED BY A NINJA Segumisama
#289 [20:22.30] * +BlackShroud (shroud@staff.quakenet.org) Quit (G-lined) Segumisama
#290 (GSBOT57) [ET MATCHFIND]: Clan darts-team is looking for ClanWar (3 vs 3 Official). Contact person is |m0o0oo0o|. Extra info: (cbeu/noserv). << Isn't this one of our bots? :|' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#291 <Quintosh> can I ban someone?? | <lau-> Sure | <Quintosh> |Nordic-Help| ban Quintosh 1m YOU AREH TOO LAMEH!! | * |Nordic-Help| sets mode: +b *!toosah@Quintosh.users.quakenet.org | * Quintosh was kicked by |Nordic-Help| (Banned by: Quintosh Duration: 1m Reason: YOU AREH TOO LAMEH!!)' Added by lau- Segumisama
#292 <DragoN^> this Brainless bot is weird :S | <sk|watschifix> well it seems to be that it is brainless ^^' Added by lau- Segumisama
#293 [^WastedBlood^]: NB-Service wanted me to leave home, but i don't want to leave.' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#294 <stalker-> i cant make friends' Added by Proxide^OUT Segumisama
#295 <@Scorcerer> !q | *** Quits: NB-Service (Read error: EOF from client) | [14:42:08] <@soczol> Scorcerer is the new stalker' Added by i|Avatar Segumisama
#296 [20:51:54] [@NH]: soczol (soc@home.soclatez.com) (Handle: soczol) just tried a CTCP hack! Auto-ignored for 30 days!' Added by soczol Segumisama
#297 <TheAvatar> Game-Bots did own nordicbots! thats why we merged! couldnt handle the competition!' Added by [Stalker] Segumisama
#298 <@stalker> whats a memoty leak? | <@stalker> how u fix a memory leak? | <@stalker> buy a plug?' Added by i|Avatar Segumisama
#299 Request Failed: `F1R4T|yok requested Iceman_X for #Csmeydaný, but Iceman_X is not requestable! It's either not online, full, private bot or no such bot exists!' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#300 [01:32:38] <TheAvatar> Imaboyo, in short the thing is TWO people sent a case about me to two different incasso companies | [01:34:09] <lau-> What are the products, Avy? | [01:34:15] <TheAvatar> lau-, fucking G-strings!!!!' Added by lau- Segumisama
#301 [00:12:13] ::: Kick: (soczol) was kicked by (Phoenix_the_II) (free kicking allowed ‹1000›) <-- weee my 1000st ^_^' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#302 [21:36:48] -stalker- lol seirously! i aint that lazy, i do the queue every day, sometimes i might do 1, then again i might do more, check ffs :p..' Added by i|Avatar Segumisama
#303 * TheAvatar (TheAvatar@crew.eushells.com) Quit (G-lined)' Added by [Stalker] Segumisama
#304 (SG`Cyco) -.-- (SG`Cyco) *sing* my bot isn't there, myyyy bot issn't there , mymymymyyyyyy bot, my bot isn't there -.- (SG`Cyco) mhhh (SG`Cyco) the bot was not added to L, because, L has left the channel -.- i don't know why ... (+soczol\afk) what a nice song' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#305 <@[dF]Petyyy> I like do it with my hands ;DD' Added by soczol Segumisama
#306 <@TheAvatar> i just shit my pants' Added by BunnyLuv Segumisama
#307 <@stalker-> partyuartig is my god, i really love him (i like boys alot)' Added by BunnyLuv Segumisama
#308 [00:38:45] * Iceman_X has quit IRC (Killed (*.quakenet.org (No I can't increase your trust limit as an xmas present. :p)))' Added by lau- Segumisama
#309 *** Quits: ^Rohan^ (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Takeover detected.)))' Added by i|Avatar Segumisama
#310 ::: Quit: (NS|Bob) (~t0my@t0MY.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#311 * Quits: fishbot [fish@go.moo.oh.yes.they.do] [Killed (*.quakenet.org (Takeover detected.))]' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#312 (00:40:27) —› nick: (soczol) is now known as (meeb) (00:40:33) (@soczol) likeomfg(00:42:19) —› quit: (soczol) (soc@paradise.bserved.nl) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Nick collision)))' Added by L0rdie Segumisama
#313 <@Phoenix_the_II> im stupid' Added by i|Avatar Segumisama
#314 •›› Nick: [soczol] is now known as [NUBJE]' Added by Augurk Segumisama
#315 * +BlackShroud (shroud@staff.quakenet.org) Quit (G-lined)' Added by soczol Segumisama
#316 <_stalker> i take pics of myself in the shower | <_stalker> and sell em on ebay' Added by kaYjAY Segumisama
#317 [22:13:12] [@Petyyy] who is Augurk?' Added by Augurk Segumisama
#318 (15:36:28) (Fettpro|Qvirre) NB sux >:D haha (15:36:30) —› part: (Fettpro|Qvirre) (~Qvirrebot@h94n1fls34o1017.telia.com) < Woo he dares !' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#319 [01:25:18] •›› Quit: [Q] [TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org] [G-Lined]' Added by ZeroSky Segumisama
#320 (Odinage) excess flood? (Odinage) he jump in the bath?' Added by L0rdie Segumisama
#321 <@[dF]Petyyy> NB-Service is stupid :P' Added by soczol Segumisama
#322 * stalker touches Sexy_Girl_15_uk <-- OMG! :>' Added by kaYjAY Segumisama
#323 <`soLeX-nc> u are admin Nordic Boots?' Added by i|Avatar Segumisama
#324 [23:46:05] ›› Quit: <Barhom><Barhom@bullettimes.com> <Killed (*.quakenet.org (piss off))> Segumisama
#325 [20:22:05] : @soczol is listening to "DJ Mike Llama - Llama Whippin' Intro" .:56kbps / 22kHz / Stereo - 0:02/0:05:.' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#326 <@TheAvatar> I can even bj myself better than that' Added by soczol Segumisama
#327 <@stalker> i talk to myself a lot nowdays' Added by BunnyLuv Segumisama
#328 [17:35.18] [^Samwise^ PING reply]: 1hr 56mins 18secs' Added by soczol Segumisama
#329 <@TheAvatar> Quintosh, I have enough porn at my pc for like 15 years' Added by soczol Segumisama
#330 fishbot has quit IRC (Killed (*.quakenet.org idle deals are forbidden.)) <--- stupid fishbot :p' Added by Xandor Segumisama
#331 <@kayjay> stalker SUCKS in hell' Added by BunnyLuv Segumisama
#332 (23:07:16) • @lordie`hl2 grabs Odinage ass (23:07:21) (+Odinage) oh yes baby :$ (23:07:33) (@lordie`hl2) there might be children in here (23:07:42) (+Odinage) you're lucky i said baby' Added by Odinage Segumisama
#333 [13:23:44] * pure`h3ll is now known as Pure`H3ll | [13:23:55] <^NB-HuB^> Information: ^NB-HuB^ has connected as bot 1 <- he just arrived and broke the bots :|' Added by Petyyy Segumisama
#334 <TheAvatar> soczol, eveyrthing I write is quote-worthy really' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#335 <+TheAvatar> is the channel free op? [17:51:54] * jusa sets mode: +o TheAvatar [17:51:56] <@jusa> yes :P <@TheAvatar> !lockchan add #proskate04 freeop <@NB-Service> Added '#proskate04' with reason 'freeop' to lockchans list!' Added by Di3h4rd Segumisama
#336 [19:54:11] [@soczol]: i fuck sheep' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#337 [19:3712:10] [ThLoser] What´s the clock? || [19:37:24] [Mini-m3`] u mean the time? || [19:37:29] [ThLoser] Yes || [19:37:52] [ThLoser] its 04:37 here =D || [19:38:20] [ThLoser] And iam up || [19:38:21] [Mini-m3`] y dont u sleep? || [19:38:26] [ThLoser] Iam stupid =P' Added by Mini-m3 Segumisama
#338 <NB-Check> licked cunts: 8942' Added by lau- Segumisama
#339 * @Phoenix_the_II sucks Scorcerer's cock' Added by soczol Segumisama
#340 (+NB-Buffer1) Request Failed: masterF`Vi3ri requested h3ll for #masterf-farmer.team, but h3ll is not requestable! It's either not online, full, private bot or no such bot exists!' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#341 <repiV> theres an ircop, mentioning no names, that permanently suspends peoples Q accounts for sending him a pm <-- DECKARD! :D' Added by kaYjAY Segumisama
#342 join: (NH) (TheAvatar@is.a.slave.from.nordicbots.dk)' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#343 (22:23:08) (@soczol`) Phoenix_the_II die // (22:23:18) —› quit: (Phoenix_the_II) (ralph@89.205.172.44) (Signed off)' Added by Gordge Segumisama
#344 [19:20:35] [St`Brian]: hurricane dont scare me! || [19:21:21] [St`Brian]: Only reason people get killed is because cubans keep throwing sharp pieces of wood into them >.<' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#345 [17:34:57] ::: Join: (|Qlogged|) (avatar@shell4.eushells.com) || [17:35:01] [@TheAvatar]: doh || [17:35:12] [@TheAvatar]: stupid oidentd' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#346 <TheAvatar> stalker > Phoenix_the_II' Added by [Stalker] Segumisama
#347 <@lau-> It's not fun when your dad stuffs his cock up my ass, really | <@[dF]Petyyy> no!! | <@[dF]Petyyy> :) | <@[dF]Petyyy> I like it :D' Added by soczol Segumisama
#348 [22:51.50] <@TheAvatar_> we should get a bot that glines unwanted people' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#349 19:27:17 < Quintosh> !move #penis #vagina | 19:27:58 < Quintosh> sadly didnt work :/' Added by Scorek Segumisama
#350 <Robus> !remove #bhclan.soldat Because i dont have owner on bot... | Alert: Robus tried to remove: #bhclan.soldat but he is not an owner!' Added by lau- Segumisama
#351 <P^DERX> I had a girlfriend a while back. I got really sick, and she came over to give me brownies and a tape of the Simpsons. As she left I starting eating the brownies and popped in the tape, about mid-way through, the tape cut to her sucking some other guy off, she looked at the camera and said "You've just been dumped" and then proceeded to spit his cum into a bowl of brownie mix."' Added by Augurk Segumisama
#352 Request Failed: `F1R4T|yok requested Iceman_X for #Csmeydaný, but Iceman_X is not requestable! It's either not online, full, private bot or no such bot exists!' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#353 <soczol> or i just type totally lame' Added by Phoenix_the_II Segumisama
#354 (15:52:07) (@[X-LP]) (15:51:56) —› kick: ([X-LP]) was kicked by (^RoGuE) (unknown bots arent allowd.) Users: 5' Added by X-LP Segumisama
#355 <+proxide> stop QUOTING EVERYTHING!! <+proxide> IM TURNING MAAAD <+lordie`away> hmm im thinking about quoting THAT too :; <+proxide> do that and ill send your ass hell to the statuswindow' Added by Lorvija[away] Segumisama
#356 quit: (Q) Quit: recording messages. leave yours after the tone. *beep*' Added by Petyyy Segumisama
#357 (DH|Cobaltjr) !remove #dh-private.nz can not do scripts, such as kick people, or use certain triggers, hard to understand, would be easier to handle if the bot had a "remote" section where the person who invited the bot can make custom scripts, along with custom names would be awsome also' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#358 <@Petyyy> TheAvatar and Phoenix_the_II should make a private channel where they can kick/ban each other <- so true' Added by H3llf1sh Segumisama
#359 You are mine and I'll be yours forever || You don't know what you got till it's gone || You don't love someone because they'e perfect, you love them in spite of the fact they're not. Segumisama
#360 18:37:29 | triviabot: Time's up! The answer was: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Segumisama
#361 18:50:17 | @snao: oklahoma?? || 18:50:18 | @snao: thats a state? Segumisama
#362 19:22:07 | triviabot: Question 9 (nature): This is the largest of the deer family. 19:22:11 | @snao: bambi 19:22:12 | @snao: !! 19:22:13 | @snao: ^_^ Segumisama
#363 22:09:15 | BagelAlex: Hottest girl = me and ali4z Segumisama
#364 22:10:53 | The_ZaRo: add you and me, minus your clothes, divide your loegs and multiply ;) Segumisama
#365 08:21:53 | +Biji: you'd probably bang the PS1 if you penis could fit in the controller port Segumisama
#366 08:25:44 | +Biji: KEWLEH JUST STOP READING GAY PORN. Segumisama
#367 08:50:28 | +StealthyLoner: /d/ for distrubing, /b/ for banned, /s/ for sexy, /h/ for hot, /e/ for excellent, /u/ for Uber, /y/ for Yucky, /hc/ for hardcore (surprisingly) Segumisama
#368 10:39:21 | @Misacorp: my balls never break Segumisama
#369 10:40:48 | @Misacorp: I bought a pair about 9 months before my 0th birthday and they've been sufficient since then Segumisama
#370 14:52:03 | @Nisha: I got a free Nokia cos i slept with the right people :] Segumisama
#371 16:19:45 | +snao: my bed seems sorta empty without someone else in it Segumisama
#372 18:33:24 | +snao: i'd do alternate, nick, wrath and rastlin Segumisama
#373 21:14:32 | SULTANALAM is listening to T-5903042-15 Yo Schoolgirl With Nice Budding Breasts - Filmed Herself Privately In 2003 For Her Boyfriend - Strips And Masturbates To Orgasm (Real Homemade Stolen Segumisama
#374 × SULTANALAM is listening to xakuma - masturbating SULTANALAM
#375 10:36:25 | +snao: shut up or im gonna rape you tonight Segumisama
#376 14:25:08 | +snao: i did my cousin once. Segumisama
#377 20:08:03 | KnightOFire: gigglypuff shut up and watch porn... Segumisama
#378 22:57:53 | +Simford: since when is upload speed faster than download Segumisama
#379 23:23:00 | @X-LP: Simford not rape, surprise sex! Segumisama
#380 <xXSyKoXx> hey, quote me on it.. gbg threesomes rok Segumisama
#381 07:14:49 | @Misacorp: I'm like yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay linear algebra and matrices Segumisama
#382 17:11:15 | KewlEH: Sano's mouth is glued to my balls. Segumisama
#383 19:29:24 | +Azureskies: i totally forgot how to even multiply over the summer Segumisama
#384 21:25:14 | BagelAlex: I shall go borrow mah mom's credit card now Segumisama
#385 20:35:22 | KewlEH desires Weenieman. Segumisama
#386 09:05:18 •›› Quit: StareX (~StareX@TuT3EmA2.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (the only thing you know access details to is your own ass, grow up))) Seg
#387 <+aznseal> Guys. You're like my second family :3 Segumisama
#388 20:34:36 | @Misacorp: Time for helo kity sesame street breakfast -> Segumisama
#389 16:55:11 | +sano: i'm a girl btw Segumisama
#390 17:49:17 | +aznseal: bbl shave/shower 17:49:19 | +aznseal: might irc in the shower Segumisama
#391 07:22:18 | @Misacorp: Assuming 4-3^(-999) < x < 4. Prove that 2 - squareroot(x) < 3^(-1000) Segumisama
#392 22:18:48 | pokegeek: I guess I'll go read hentai or something Segumisama
#393 17:30:09 | pokegeek: Sex education.. how hard could it be to teach? Segumisama
#394 16:09:55 | BlazinDavyn shoves seggy's head onto his lap (No[?] sexual intent). Segumisama
#395 16:10:34 | BlazinDavyn blushes as he gets a boner and it goes right into Seggy's ear. Segumisama
#396 <Misacorp> My mom > ur mom Segumisama
#397 <Misacorp> If you wanted boobz you'd be playing DoA... Segumisama
#398 20:47:46 | pokegeek: KewlEH: being gay doesn't qualify you as pro at fashion. Segumisama
#399 03:10:52 | @Misacorp: I've used mIRC for over 1337 days! Segumisama
#400 07:29:31 | aryama5: brb, gonna go get horny Segumisama
#401 07:36:03 | LightinEnemy: segumi naked picz pls Segumisama
#402 11:39:50 | @SlasherX : Stick and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! Segumisama
#403 suama: NO OMAR, I WILL NOT HELP YOU TAKE NUDES OF SEGUMI WHILE SHE'S SHOWERING Omar
#404 10:58:21 | @Segumisama: i may have nudes of misa, sano, bobo, simmy, but none of omar.||10:58:32 | @Misacorp: It's just one pic ||10:58:43 | @Misacorp: and you can't see omar 'cos he's behind the candle Segumisama
#405 11:04:46 | @Misacorp: After all the stuff on Thursday there was an after-party at a sauna somewhere (I didn't go) but when the people in my team went there and opened the door, there was a guy standing there, naked, saying "hug me" Segumisama
#406 Segumisama: my brother and his friends encased my wireless mouse in a lubricated condom when i was asleep. Omar
#407 Segumisama: !answer Hell ye, X-LP, Spir, sano, |flame|, hell, I'll have sex with all of the basilers. Omar
#408 Segumisama: !answer I've always wanted to hav sex on top of a house. Don't ask. Omar
#409 <Segumisama> Bobo is my buttercup...Bobo is my buttercup...Bobo is my buttercup...FUCK YOU!!! Segumisama
#410 [[ on #alternate]] <@|Flood|> X-LP5K made X-LP Owner on this channel. Segumisama
#412 <Paaaz> THERE'S A VIBRATING REMOVABLE TOOTHBRUSH HEAD IN MY VAGINA Segumisama
#413 <+triviabot> Question 9 (geography): True Or False: There are only virgins on the Virgin Islands. Segumisama
#414 <kirby> doomsday777, if you can prove that it's not a lie (that i'm leeter than you), then change your nick to [Q]...until then, you're wrong =) | <doomsday777> * doomsday777 is now known as [Q] | * [Q] (~chatzilla@ppp-70-132-144-190.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Reserved Nickname (ID: 417c1275)))) Segumisama
#415 <@Q> * Q has left quakenet (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Nick collision))) Segumisama
#416 <triviabot> Correct Sakana, the answer was Female genitals. Your channel score is now 118, network score is 118. Segumisama
#417 <+Spir^> LMAO @ SMEGA!!!! "Happy Mothers Day Mom! *this smega was bought with ur money* Segumisama
#418 <Johnny-5> i just measured my dick and i was like 'yay ten inches' then i realised i was looking at centimeters. life can be so hard sometimes. Segumisama
#419 <pokegeek> Go ban people or something :D || <@Omarish> okay || * Omarish sets mode: +b pokegeek!*@* || * pokegeek was kicked by |Flame| (Banned) Segumisama
#420 <BarrackObama> LET'S TALK ABOUT CHANGE! | Anyone got 50 cents? Segumisama
#421 Segumisama: (Currently browsing) http://www.pornhub.com Omar
#422 14:46:55 | @Omar: And similarly, I won't admit that I'm female. Segumisama
#423 18:38:22 | KewlEH: Anyone else find Segumisama really sexually arousing? Seg
#424 19:12:58 | +Klrby: lol alternate you're cute Segumisama
#425 19:13:00 | +Klrby: blow me Segumisama
#426 11:35:05 | @soczol: I wouldn't be surprised if Segumisama has a shitload of clones :o soczolsowner
#427 11:27:38 | +pikksel`MunkeN: Well, the more clones you have the bigger is your e-penis ||11:30:57 | +shitbreak: my e-penis is quite minimal then \ Segumisama
#428 20:00:55 | pokegeek: Of course there's waffle porn. There's porn of EVERYTHING Segumisama
#429 20:05:47 | +DimeCadmium: if I werent gay i would Segumisama
#430 21:22:23 | @X-LP: the only reason i passed my webmaster class in high school is cause my friend did it all for me Segumisama
#431 21:37:32 | boonhowX: brush your milk, drink your teeth, stay in drugs and don't do school Segumisama
#432 16:26:55 | +ali4z: I'd be gay for segie. Segumisama
#433 16:54:28 | +ali4z: Ah man, I am not listening to IRC client opinions from a chatzilla user. Segumisama
#434 17:56:46 | KewlEH: Hey, bestiality is OK by me. Segumisama
#435 19:57:13 | BagelAlex: I dreamt... I peeled off my left nipple with a butter knife and another arm came out Segumisama
#436 20:17:29 | +DimeCadmium: i wanna fuck the girl in my p.e. class Segumisama
#437 17:46:57 | pokegeek: Bestiality isn't illegal -everywhere- Segumisama
#439 19:48:07 | +NotAlternate: i want to molest Alternate irl] Segumisama
#440 19:48:40 | +NotAlternate: dude he wont even let me sleep with him anymore Segumisama
#441 19:52:50 | +KewlEH(sano): dont ask why im reading about nerve gas on wikipedia Segumisama
#442 20:08:15 | +KewlEH: i started thinking about sex all day Segumisama
#443 19:22:56 | @X-LP: all my porn is fragmented :< Segumisama
#444 15:53:25 | +Skies: how do you pronounce Alternate Segumisama
#445 16:43:00 | TaquitoLover: I really wish that www.Jason.com was a porn site. || 16:43:09 | pokegeek: TaquitoLover: it would be gay porn || 16:43:32 | TaquitoLover: It doesn't matter. It would be a gay porn with the background music of "Never Gonna Give You Up" Segumisama
#446 16:44:00 | +sano: never gonna give your asshole up either Segumisama
#448 16:59:48 | @Kirby: I got op'd in #lameness Segumisama
#449 17:11:44 | +DimeCadmium: please tell me i didnt just hit you, mr. standby button Segumisama
#450 19:33:12 | TaquitoLover: God dammit, I'm starting to feel horny again. Segumisama
#451 19:56:55 | xakuma: Hello boob Segumisama
#452 22:35:38 | pokegeek: I'm going to guess Azure learned how to use a dictionary. 22:35:54 •›› Topic: New Topic: Gregarious cantankerous undulated basilers are loquacious multifarious quidnuncs that like to cause brouhahas under flection while still trying to ameliorate their copacetic obnoxiousness. - set by Azureskies!~xhatzy@Azureskies.users.quakenet.org Segumisama
#453 10:28:31 | @Misacorp: I found super helo kity barbie adn ken sesame street brotharz braul wallpaper Segumisama
#454 14:44:30 | @Misacorp: My balls http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/Misacorp/Mahballsresized.jpg Segumisama
#455 14:45:35 | +Alternate: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/Misacorp/Maple0067.jpg 14:45:57 | @Misacorp: That was the best day of my life 14:45:59 | @Misacorp: for real 14:46:12 | Segumisama: misacorp will you be my girlfriend? 14:47:33 | @Misacorp: sure thing 14:47:43 | @Misacorp: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl 14:47:50 | @Misacorp: etc Segumisama
#456 15:23:42 | @Misacorp: I should take my chair outside some time, I bet it smells of fart and only fart Segumisama
#457 <Segumisama> You have his reproductive organs. I have his heart. Omar
#458 18:08:22 | +sgunboundtime: i want to rape alternate Segumisama
#459 18:28:52 | +Paaaz: To the point of raping prostitutes Segumisama
#460 19:03:54 | Biji: Let's have a really big orgy Segumisama
#461 19:09:31 | TaquitoLover: My dicktionary has three words in it, they are as follows: Penis, Sex, Vagina. Segumisama
#462 19:17:34 | TaquitoLover: Sano: The Anal Edition, rapes anally with his unnaturally large (Asian) penis Segumisama
#463 19:31:27 | TaquitoLover: And anyway, I wasn't really leaving, I meant I was going to fap Segumisama
#464 [Sat,×Sep×27]×[09:26:11p] (@Segumisama) BECAUSE YOU[dime] SEEM SO INNOCENT D: DimeCadmium
#465 19:52:13 | D_Funk: Alternate=failure at life Segumisama
#466 19:53:05 | Hamadaub: I got hit by a lawnmower Segumisama
#467 21:23:18 | pokegeek: And lechers like me get it for free Segumisama
#468 22:12:46 | pokegeek: I can't type for shit >_> Segumisama
#469 04:20:05 | @Misacorp got rickrolled Segumisama
#470 09:12:26 | @Segumisama: Misacorp what is your obssesion with hello kitty?? 09:12:43 | @Misacorp: You mean Super Helo Kity Barbie Adn Ken Sesame Street Brotharz Braul? Segumisama
#471 10:50:43 | pokegeek: It was so.. epic... I cried... D: Segumisama
#472 11:34:04 | +StealthyLoner: having my own place to live and hopefully my own girl to look at every night 8), and hopefully her last name doesn't end with .jpg :D Segumisama
#473 16:33:42 | Krinsom3: Mr. Basil looks like that crazy guy from that show with the crazy guy Segumisama
#474 19:16:02 | TaquitoLover: Are you implying that I lubricate taquitos? Juped
#475 17:31:19 | KewlEH: Linux is easy to use. 17:31:28 | KewlEH: But I prefer Opera. Segumisama
#476 18:03:21 | JJoohhnn: there are scary mexicans outside of my house Segumisama
#477 20:22:34 | +Alternate: my parents got mad at me for killing my sisters -.- Segumisama
#478 09:28:45 | +Alternate: my own bot banned me Segumisama
#479 18:20:26 | @dusti: cd ~/bed is teh nerd way of telling that you're going to bed Segumisama
#480 18:28:19 | MunkN: touch /home/MunkN/bed/Segumisama Segumisama
#481 18:30:51 | MunkN: for x in `cat /home/Segumisama/touchable_parts`; do `touch $x`; done; Segumisama
#482 18:40:57 | MunkN: someone has the hots for quintosh Segumisama
#483 22:04:40 | pokegeek: Oh wow. I just read the creepiest hentai ever x_x Segumisama
#484 <sano> 666 is the number of the beast.. 6667 is the number of losing your social life Segumisama
#485 18:48:53 •›› Nick: Adria renamed to tits Segumisama
#486 18:48:48 | @Adria: <3 tits Segumisama
#487 18:50:50 | Krinsom3: Hot, pms = epic? Segumisama
#488 21:07:30 | pokegeek: Social.. life.... ? Segumisama
#489 17:38:19 | TaquitoLover: My real name is Jason Hugh Sam. :O Segumisama
#490 22:00:59 | @Kirby: my friend fapped to herro kitty 22:01:03 | cheezay: wow 22:01:04 | pokegeek: Kirby: who hasn't? 22:01:05 | Azureskies: lol 22:01:07 | cheezay: LOL Segumisama
#491 12:30:09 | @MunkeN`: That's almost like what i have around my special place 12:30:51 | @MunkeN`: i can't find the picture Segumisama
#492 20:47:09 | pokegeek: pokegeek uses torrents. 20:47:21 | pokegeek: What do you expect me to do? STREAM my anime? Segumisama
#493 16:30:22 | Alternate: like \/\/\/\/ but less curvey than that... Segumisama
#494 18:31:50 | Alternate: Segumisama can you please tell Blitzjager that I still love him? Segumisama
#495 18:35:31 | @Kirby: I just noticed that my laptop gets hot when it's plugged in Segumisama
#496 15:15:27 | @Misacorp has no pants l-kx
#497 20:20:45 | JJoohhnn: sodomize me Segumisama
#498 16:44:39 | Alternate: Fine I lied. Sano isn't my brother :( he's my dad :( Segumisama
#499 20:20:49 | @stalker: im always on irc!" <-- he says after being offline for weeks. Segumisama
#500 15:57:04 | @Segumisama: ½¼¾»º§¦©«¬®¯±²³µ¶¤£¢¡¿ƒ?S?O?fß?? 15:57:15 | ali4z: Mmm, symbolsoup 15:57:22 | @Segumisama: needs moar copypasta. 15:57:27 | Azureskies: rofl Segumisama
#501 Segumisama: aznseal is mine. omaasensei
#502 06:45:49 | +MunkeN`: dead chicks don't say no, Azurelands Segumisama
#503 18:53:50 | @X-LP: i like mine a bit harder and faster Segumisama
#504 19:01:30 | @dusti: thats too fast 19:01:35 | @X-LP: nono! <-- you set yourself up for that one this time.. lol :D Segumisama
#505 17:20:05 | Weenieman: Holy crap, Brad pitt is sexy. Segumisama
#506 17:20:41 | Simford: even id go for him Segumisama
#507 17:20:44 | Weenieman: I'm a guy and I think he's sexy. Segumisama
#508 17:39:10 | @omaasensei: we need more girls in this IRC channel. you guys keep fapping to poor seggie Segumisama
#509 17:39:25 | Chatzilla: I don't masturbate to Seggie, I masturbate to Omar. <3 || 17:39:35 | Chatzilla: Actually, I take that back, I don't awnna get banned. || 17:39:35 •›› Kick: omaasensei › Chatzilla (Chatzilla) Segumisama
#510 17:45:52 | BlazinDavyn: I'll see you in bed, Omar. Segumisama
#511 17:46:53 | Chatzilla: Omar, why don't you ever kick me? I think it's kinky. <3 17:47:03 •›› Mode: omaasensei › +b *!*@Chatzilla.users.quakenet.org 17:47:03 •›› Kick: omaasensei › Chatzilla (Chatzilla) Segumisama
#513 x-lp likcs to suck cock yaya :D Segumisama
#514 16:14:57 | Alternate: Ew who takes showers nowadays. Segumisama
#515 |Flame|'s faithful follower, Segumisama, kicked about 696 people. Segumisama
#516 14:58:01 | @Nisha: yeah i'd do seg if i wasnt married to a portuguese girl Segumisama
#517 21:17:52 | @X-LP: im american 21:17:55 | @X-LP: i dont need to know anything Segumisama
#518 Segumisama licks xsOFF|raaikoN omaasensei
#519 19:59:57 | Simford: red rover red rover, WE WANT SANO TO BEND OVER! Segumisama
#520 18:25:10 •›› Join: Segumisama- (jake@nexon-america-combatarms.privatedns.org) Segumisama
#521 20:53:18 | itsANGiE: i was exposed to profanity for the first time on yahoo messenger Segumisama
#522 16:53:33 | Alternate: I have to wear a toga to school tomorrow :| Segumisama
#523 19:54:18 | @omaasensei nuzzles seggie 19:54:29 | @omaasensei: oh wait 19:54:32 | @omaasensei: fake seggie 19:54:34 | @omaasensei: >_> 19:54:53 | segumisana smiles Segumisama
#524 18:06:54 | Weenieman: IF you like porn on the front page of Basil, then elect Sano! 18:06:59 | @Kirbysama: nah 18:07:00 | @Kirbysama: i'd be like hitler Segumisama
#525 16:12:15 | Alternate: Whoops. Accidently used an axe and chopped my chicken :X Segumisama
#526 16:12:59 | Alternate: Shit! I just chopped both my chickens :( Segumisama
#527 16:13:04 | Alternate: but it doesnt kill them they just hate me Segumisama
#528 21:02:40 | @omaasensei shoves a vibrating dildo up Segumisama's ass, forces a chastity belt on her, and grinds the key to dust. Segumisama
#529 09:58:57 | @Kirby: i am lame 09:59:04 | @Kirby: i'm on the lameness channel too segu
#530 (@soczol) I always made it so that it would !kick %1, and then I would !kick munken, and then quickly change to !kick %n, so, he'd retalliate, write !kick soczol, and get pwned || 12:20:37 | @BG|MegMaN: you son of a bitch || 12:20:40 | @soczol: HAHA || 12:21:33 | @soczol: that was fun tho :| || 12:21:33 | @soczol: admit it itsSEGUMiSAMA
#531 omaasensei: well, gummified girls still have vaginas, they just taste a lot better as candy ;) omaasensei
#532 15:44:30 | +itsSEGUMiSAMA: http://www.profil3.com/pic/55744/0/Seg.html 15:44:46 | @X-LP: TITS OR GTFO 15:44:49 | @Kirby: LOL 15:46:01 | +itsSEGUMiSAMA: X-LP THEN GTFO 15:46:09 | @X-LP: i did 15:46:12 | @X-LP: :> itsSEGUMiSAMA
#533 !quote add 18:16:38 | @X-LP: i sitll have a ton of thomas the tank engine vhs tapes || 18:16:39 | @X-LP: <3 Segumisama
#534 18:38:34 | +ali4z: Friends are for people with lives. Screw that. Segumisama
#535 19:53:13 | segu: so if you bite me on the neck I'll become a vampire? D: 19:55:42 | Quintosh: we can test that biting thing after 5-6 more years and after you move to finland 19:59:49 | segu: and why wait 5-6 years? :P 20:02:27 | Quintosh: because if I did it earlier, the local law enforcement might not like it :p segu
#536 18:57:16 | TaquitoLover: Dammit, some of my cum went on my pants Segumisama
#537 omar: I stopped storing porn for space reasons seggie
#538 10:55:14 | +MunkeN`: i'm equipped to rape on different languages Segumisama
#539 17:58:08 | @DevilNith: miel I'm bi seggie
#540 18:00:31 | Weenieman: The only person that can touch me like that is Sano. || 18:00:33 | Weenieman: So screw off. Segumisama
#541 18:41:10 | +DimeCadmium: hmm speaking of dirty phrases *rapes seg* >:D Segumisama
#542 19:15:01 | pokegeek: Maybe you should take your conversation to #cybersex :| Segumisama
#543 19:16:13 | +Miel: Segumisama...young enough to fuck you til you scream..old enough not to care Segumisama
#544 20:34:03 | AngraMainyu: I'm gonna go outside and hump the closest person's elbow. Segumisama
#545 09:22:22 | @omaasensei sends seggie the porn link he sent to Jen Segumisama
#546 11:04:32 | @Misacorp: 77% chance of me and Mindstormer hooking up on the interwebs. 14% chance in real life Segumisama
#547 15:38:26 | Quintosh: well, it's 1:40am, and my only option is to go whore myself on the street, which I dont find so interesting atm Segumisama
#548 15:43:35 | Quintosh: well, I'm happy with my 2 current ones atm, even though I'm sometimes too homosexual, anything over 2 balls is just too gay Segumisama
#549 <Segumisama> Quintosh go into #Segumisama asnd say the following: "Omar, you need to give seggie and jenny nudes or a big black guy will rape you" Pures
#550 16:35:58 | @omaasensei: I'll trade [ my nudes ] for nudes of Jen :P Segumisama
#551 12:52:21 | @DarkDeviL: Q is an irc operator, last time I didn't listen to an ircop, I got raped | :< | my asshole still hurts Segumisama
#552 13:47:19 | @Kirby2: i'm not white || 13:47:20 | @Kirby2: i'm asian || 13:47:21 | @Kirby2: :\ || 13:47:28 | @Kirby2: I sound like sano || 13:47:30 | @Kirby2: ffs Segumisama
#553 15:08:48 •›› Quit: Desolate (c@lm.down.dear) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (HAPPY BIRTHDAY))) Segumisama
#554 19:25:50 | @MunkeN`: time to do like pornstars and fuck off || 19:25:53 | @MunkeN`: talk to you guys later || 19:26:35 •›› Nick: MunkeN` renamed to munken` Segumisama
#555 20:14:14 | @X-LP: i just found some nice porn! Segumisama
#556 20:35:09 | @X-LP: why dont me seg and Blossom just have our own 3some Segumisama
#557 17:03:57 | Krinsom3: Uhh...do I have to become a slave of your unusual pleasure to pay off random debt for saying ham? [[ to segumisama ]] Segumisama
#558 17:04:16 | Krinsom3: I'd still do that for free :X Segumisama
#559 17:08:26 | Krinsom3: Hurray, that means Segu can abuse me all she wants <3 Segumisama
#560 18:21:18 | Krinsom3: I am not horny really...I AM horny, but not horny towards you specifically Segumisama
#561 18:21:32 | KewlEH: Is SeePastHer a boy or a girl? Segumisama
#562 18:21:45 | SeePastHer: I'm a girl, you jackass. || 18:21:46 | Blitzjager: SeePastHer is a boy. Segumisama
#563 18:22:54 | Krinsom3: If SeePastHer is a he...then Sano fapped for nothing ;( Segumisama
#564 17:54:04 | @|Flame|: New channel peak: 29 by Krinsom3. Last peak was 35 minutes 23 seconds ago. || 17:54:20 | Krinsom3: woah o.o || 17:54:30 | Krinsom3: Amazing Segumisama, did you offer them porn? || 17:54:48 | @DimeCadmium: Krinsom3, no, she offered us sex || 17:54:51 | @DimeCadmium: you missed out on the orgy Segumisama
#565 18:30:50 | Krinsom3: Be a good...semi-human thing and settle down Segumisama
#566 18:33:29 | Krinsom3: Pures: ...so do you wanna get dry fucked? || 18:33:50 | @Pures: maybe Segumisama
#567 <@DimeCadmium> sano jerks too much, his is like .1" Pures
#568 [@Segumisama]: TheAvatar :( || [@Segumisama]: can i collect you? :( Blady
#569 15:58:57 | @Pkr: [« Blady: you are 87% Gay - (10 seconds till next question) »] Segumisama
#570 <+DimeCadmium> DimeMan | <+DimeCadmium> kick me | * DimeMan was kicked by DimeMan (cunt) DimeCadmium
#571 <PedoBear> [« Kirby has just found the correct word ( ALTERNATE ) in 32.90 secs . He won 6'750$ ! - A definition of the term: substitute, especially a person who covers in someone's absence - (antispam 10s) »] Segumisama
#572 PedoBear> [« DevilNith pwn'd `^` in his winning streak! ( +41 ) »] Segumisama
#573 |Dice|>» DevilNith, you have 99% a chance of having sex with Segumisama. - (5 seconds till next question) « Segumisama
#574 10:09:07 * Connect retry #9999 bnc1.xqr2.net (6667) 10:09:28 * Unable to connect to server (Connection timed out) Segumisama
#575 20:39:05 | @Kirby: i just came BroK3n-ARrow
#577 !quote add 20:40:48 | xakuma: #penis || 20:41:14 | @Kirby: xakuma loves to be there || 20:41:27 | xakuma: I do BroK3n-ARrow
#578 16:21:31 | @Blady: I'm a girl Segumisama .. Segumisama
#579 17:57:25 | Krinsom3: Segumisama: Do you wanna go on a picnic? http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-condom-picnic-supply-fail.jpg Segumisama
#580 18:18:38 | Krinsom3: If they are wet before-hand it just slips right in <3 BroK3n-ARrow
#581 <@Kirby> ChemicalX's school is filled with horny kids | <@Kirby> they draw penises on her forearm || * @X-LP enrolls at chemicalX's school protector
#582 17:32:57 | @PedoBear: Information about Seg: Value: 6'495'668$ - Owner: MunkeN` - Pets list: <none> - Nickname: Sexslave of munken Seg
#583 18:30:17 | @PedoBear: Information about soczol\off: Value: 2'987'935$ - Owner: BroK3n-ARrow - Pets list: #tiidus - Nickname: Seggie's Sexy Sex slave Seg
#584 18:57:27 | @Alternate: fuck ME Seg
#585 18:58:08 | •›› Segumisama is "No fear, no limits." (seg@is.a.cute-asian-girl.com) Seg
#586 19:42:50 | @dusti: one of the sickest things I've watched was one guy with his penis cut in half, like from the top to the base Segumisama
#587 21:25:18 | @Spir^: if i cant fap.. i might as well just die :P Segumisama
#588 21:42:24 | @Spir^ moves to japan and drags seg with Segumisama
#589 18:09:17 | Krinsom3: o.o I am interested in Segumisama's Vagina...I guess Segumisama
#590 18:30:16 | Krinsom3: Segumisama: Do you want to play with my switch?: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jesusfail.jpg?w=207&h=400 Segumisama
#591 18:32:03 | Krinsom3: I found the Sano Logo! http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/logodesignfail.jpg?w=400&h=648 Segumisama
#592 14:47:25 | @soczol\off: and no - that's not a typo, it's actually intentional, orly? yarly! seggiez
#593 [@Segumisama]: ugh i need to take a shower || [@Segumisama]: but i need finish unfreezing my comp up Blady
#594 15:52:55 | @mrbasil: BBBJTCWS: bareback bblow job to completion with swallow BroK3n-ARrow
#595 16:25:02 | BagelAlex: my boobs are D cups seg
#596 !quote add 16:22:25 •›› Quit: Q (TheQBot@CServe.staynet.org) (After 26 days, and 2 hours. X-LP decide me to die because of an update. /msg X-LP with your hate.) || 16:25:14 | @X-LP: 17:24:51-7 •›› (Webbax)/(Webb@x) opened a query with you on (StayNet): with your hate || 16:25:56 •›› Quit: Q (TheQBot@CServe.staynet.org) (X-LP wanted me to die one more time. Now, show your hate with /msg X-LP you smell) || 16:26:17 | @X-LP: 17:26:03-7 | We Segumisama
#597 19:41:10 | @Kirby: sleep with him Segumisama
#598 !quote add 21:15:01 | JJoohhnn: I lick my snot all the time anyway though || 21:15:22 | JJoohhnn: I sneeze in my hands and just lick it all up || 21:15:28 | JJoohhnn: it's sort of like a little treat BroK3n-ARrow
#599 16:11:54 | Krinsom3: Segumisama: Damn you Asian girls...and your general intoxicating cuteness that clouds the mind of the beholder in a daze of lust and futile dreams of infiltration of the barb wired fence of lost virginity @_@ Segumisama
#600 16:57:23 | +MunkN: i like to be the one giving RITA BroK3n-ARrow
#601 17:31:00 | @BroK3n-ARrow: whatcha want for christmas? || 18:07:47 | @Spir^: SEX BroK3n-ARrow
#602 18:22:54 | @Spir^: DimeCadmium... you rather wanna get buttfcked by me then by 3 big black guys? BroK3n-ARrow
#603 18:24:46 | @Spir^: I WANT TO SEE YOU HAVE HOT LESBIAN SEX!... BUT, i wanna join it seg :P BroK3n-ARrow
#604 19:56:29 | Alternate: I'm in like 14th grade. Segumisama
#605 20:47:27 | BagelAlex: Brb, having sex with hand Segumisama
#606 !quote add 16:29:35 | Alternate: I'm a girl. || 16:29:46 | Krinsom3: ...since when were you a girl Alternate ? ||16:29:54 | Alternate: Krinsom3: since when i was born... ||16:29:59 | Krinsom3: Alternate: Did you have a kidsexchange or something? ||16:30:07 | Krinsom3: ...I thought you were a he since I met you... ||16:30:13 | Alternate: err no...im a girl ;_; ||16:30:24 | WrathX: WHAT?! ||16:30:31 | WrathX: I've been lied to. Brok3n-Arrow
#607 17:07:32 | ali4z: Do you talk from experiance? Oh wait, you're like 5 Segumisama
#608 <Segumisama> spir^ it's a camera when rigth after you take the pic you get the picture, like this <Segumisama> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414C6YT0RML.jpg <Segumisama> it's commenly used for sex <Segumisama> well er <Segumisama> not <Segumisama> FOR <Segumisama> sex <Segumisama> but.. eh.. Segumisama
#609 <Segumisama> ouch... dammit that hurt my throat >_< <Segumisama> It's s big tho... i cant take all of it in my mouth w/o hurting my thoat Segumisama
#610 * xpoisonx steals misacorp's guide to cooking with (Mr)basil <Misacorp> :( <xpoisonx> Tonight we're having fried moron :D Segumisama
#611 <omaasensei> Seggie loves SM then <Segumisama> nah <Segumisama> i love BDSM Segumisama
#612 22:22:21 | @Azureskies: i have mine once a month Segumisama
#613 22:24:24 | ali4z: Except for my sister, she has taken so many p-pills she doesn't menstuate anymore. Luzl Segumisama
#614 <Simford> 4 large ones inside of me Azureskies
#615 14:10:41 | +Krinsom3: DoA is for squares, Rapelay is where it's at for creepy rape a whole family of asian girls that get mad at you and throw you infront of a train action! seggie
#616 <Bre>: Hey, how do you open the pop machine? <me>: you just turn the handle. <Bre>: ohh, ok. Will you go and get me some pop? Segumisama
#617 19:11:40 | Alterskies: One time I had a male roommate come out to me as being gay. Not a big deal, however, a year later when he told me that he couldn't sleep at night cause he was in love with me, it got awkward. Fast. Segumisama
#618 19:13:21 | @dusti: everything is soo much more fun when you're drunk Segumisama
#619 19:29:18 | +jakeypoo: I have gobs of money flowing out of my asshole. Segumisama
#620 <red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. Segumisama
#621 07:17:44 | •›› peer is "I reset you all !!" (peer@85.183.249.201) Segumisama
#622 17:30:45 | Krinsom3: Segumisama: Beat that pussy >=3 Segumisama
#623 | @Webbax spanks Segumisama | @Segumisama: ooohhh ;) | @Segumisama whips Webbax | @Segumisama settles down on Webbax's lap and suck on a long, hard peni- er, penCIL she found in his pocket. | @Webbax: heh | @Webbax: you can taste on another wood:D^^ | @Webbax: if you want | @Segumisama: You wish. :D | @Webbax: i could:D | @Segumisama: what're you doing? | @Webbax: taking on my peni... er pencil and thinking about you Segumisama
#624 !quote add 14:57:14 | aryama5: mrbasil: What is better? aryama5 or Segumisama? |14:57:18 | @mrbasil: aryama5: segumisama Segumisama
#625 14:57:39 | aryama5: mrbasil: You're a dumbass. ||14:57:42 | @mrbasil: so's your face Segumisama
#626 17:15:10 | Krinsom3: Segumisama: Strap on dildos anyone? Segumisama
#627 [[ saying this to Segumisama]]17:15:12 | @DimeCadmium: hmmmm so i can rape you and no one will know? Segumisama
#628 17:32:59 | Krinsom3: ...darn you weakness to unbelievably hot fetishes @_@ Segumisama
#629 17:31:56 | Krinsom3: woah there partner, why are you in the Adult toy section :o Segumisama
#630 <PedoBear> [« Azureskies, you have 78% a chance of having sex with DimeCadmium, Krinsom3, Segumisama, Pedobear, Spir^. - (5 seconds till next question) »] Azureskies
#631 17:50:16 | Spir^: L is mine -.- Segumisama
#632 17:48:32 | @PedoBear: [« Azureskies, you have 69% a chance of having sex with Spir^. - (5 seconds till next question) »] Segumisama
#633 17:48:50 | Spir^: i'd rather do 69 with seg -.- Segumisama
#634 17:49:05 | @PedoBear: [« Segumisama, you have 87% a chance of having sex with Spir^. - (5 seconds till next question) »] Segumisama
#635 17:52:23 | @PedoBear: [« Azureskies: you are 98% Gay - (10 seconds till next question) »] Segumisama
#636 17:57:47 | Krinsom3: Azureskies: Don't do oral, the girl might choke D: Segumisama
#637 18:00:11 | @Pkr: ••• Azureskies, you have 84% a chance of having sex with X-LP. - (5 seconds till next question) ••• Segumisama
#638 18:04:52 | @Pkr: ••• Segumisama, you have 92% a chance of having sex with webbaccess, Webbax, webbis, X-LP, Azureskies. - (5 seconds till next question) ••• Segumisama
#639 18:08:28 | Krinsom3: A new 60% Sex scroll, if failed there is a 100% chance of masturbation? Segumisama
#640 <tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord Segumisama
#641 11:01:38 | pokegeek: it's hard to stalk people discreetly when their clients tell them you whois and versioned them Saltlick
#642 13:28:41 | @DarkDeviL: X-LP means Xtra-LaggyPenis Segumisama
#643 14:24:10 | Webbax: okey i am evil Segumisama
#644 17:28:38 | +DimeCadmium: #dimec for a sex Segumisama
#645 18:45:21 | @mrbasil: Segumisama is a shrub Segumisama
#646 18:56:41 | +dimecadmium: mrbasil is a bot. || 18:56:44 | @mrbasil: go fuck yourself danny% i'm a human mortal ||18:56:52 | +dimecadmium: ...what Segumisama
#647 23:27:14 | ali4z: It's not the size of the penis that matters, it's the level on maplestory. Segumisama
#648 23:38:38 | pokegeek: not that kid i picked up in my van last week, he didn't call me uncle Segumisama
#649 23:38:48 | Simford: UNLESS IVE BEEN SPYING ON THE WRONG PESON AGAIN Segumisama
#650 23:39:25 | Blitzjager: I know because I spy on you spying on other people Segumisama
#651 <BroK3n-ARrow> any one freee for sex? || * @|Flame| (bots@|Flame|.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) Segumisama
#652 11:51:29 | +NB-Support: 0 bots are online, 0 are down out of a total of 0 bots Segumisama
#653 [@Blady]: .8ball will Segumisama becomes my gf soon ? || [@PedoBear]: [« Fuck Yourself. - (5 seconds till next question) »] Blady
#654 15:59:53 | @PedoBear: [« Segumisama pulls the handle... The slots are ( 7 )( 7 )( 7 ) - !!!!JACKPOT!!!! - You won 235'000$ Segumisama!!! »] Segumisama
#655 16:16:43 | @Blady: .top10 || 16:16:46 | @PedoBear: [« Top10 of Casino users (ie: N: auth (nick) money) : 1: Segum (Segumisama) 9'999'999'999'999$ - 2: susu-lanjut (??) 729'058'970$ - 3: sharpness (??) 339'347'453$ - 4: Al-khafi (Kotaro) 269'648'752$ - 5: lieda (??) 102'771'196$ - 6: cacophony (tsukushi) 100'673'939$ - 7: PembaluT (??) 68'460'692$ - 8: jembot (jembot) 66'666'666$ - 9: sENDALjepit (z3z) 66'452'305$ - 10: BahluLL (??) Segumisama
#656 [01:48:02] [@|Flame|]: 2. How to French Kiss - wikiHow - http://www.wikihow.com/French-Kiss Blady
#657 <PedoBear> [« Simford, you have 92% a chance of having sex with X-LP. - (5 seconds till next question) »] seg
#658 17:30:04 | @PedoBear: [« Segumisama pulls the handle... The slots are ( 7 )( 7 )( 7 ) - !!!!JACKPOT!!!! - You won 337'000$ Segumisama!!! »] Segumisama
#659 22:51:02 | Simford: AND I WAS WEARING MY SEXY PURPLE SHORTS Segumisama
#660 !quote add 17:09:06 | @Segumisama gets a vmapire to cut off MunkN's penis || 17:09:27 | +MunkN: ah ||17:09:29 | +MunkN: vampire blowjobs ||17:09:32 | +MunkN: gotta love those Segumisama
#661 17:35:41 | Simford: ALTERNATE IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR BUMBUM Segumisama
#662 18:09:10 | +Krinsom3: I want Segumisama to rape me d: Segumisama
#663 <@Segumisama> .gangbang X-LP _stalker omaasensei | <@PedoBear> [« Segumisama, you have 72% a chance of having sex with X-LP, _stalker, omaasensei. - (5 seconds till next question) »] omaasensei
#664 !quote add 23:25:10 •›› Mode: NB-Service › +o Petyyy || 23:25:11 •›› Mode: NB-Service › -o Petyyy || 23:25:13 | @NB-Service: Information: Petyyy is not allowed to have ops here! Segumisama
#665 <@Segumisama> You wish you were inside me >:P omaasensei
#666 12:23:53 | +Krinsom3: Segumisama: It feels good inside Segumisama :o Segumisama
#667 14:24:59 | Kerpail faps to the thought of Weenieman fapping Segumisama
#668 14:40:50 •›› Mode: Segumisama › +o QISSLOW ||14:40:50 •›› Mode: Q › -o QISSLOW ||14:40:50 •›› Quit: QISSLOW (jake@uzumaki.naru.to) (Excess Flood) ||14:40:53 | @Korby: HAHAHA ||14:40:53 | @Segumisama: LMAO Segumisama
#669 14:50:38 | Krinsom3: /me chases Segumisama and takes her to places she has never gone before :3 Segumisama
#670 <Webbax> where the hell is my pants?! || where is my phone?! || i cant find my pants || omg || where the hell is my pants?! || <X-LP> you only have one pair? || <Webbax> no but i got my phone in my pants || <X-LP> call it! || and listen for a vibration || <Webbax> i have || need to call my boss and ask him if i had my pants on when i walked home || <X-LP> heh || "webbax, your fired" || <Webbax> FOUND MY PANTS! Azureskies
#671 <Krinsom3> <3 boobies are nice...but I wonder how a non-male nipple is D: DimeCadmium
#672 <PedoBear> [« Krinsom3, you have 92% a chance of having sex with DimeCadmium. - (5 seconds till next question) »] DimeCadmium
#673 <@kanye> omar used to rap || <@kanye> his life dream was to be a rapper when he was in high school DimeCadmium
#674 20:58:59 | @pokeaussie: i'm in bed with a laptop practically inserting my penis in it Segumisama
#675 22:05:09 | @omaasensei: seggie, i'll send you a plastic hand next time Segumisama
#676 22:20:52 | @pokeaussie: i want to sneak into alternate's room and lick his nipples. Segumisama
#677 00:27:27 | TaquitoLover: Sorry, I don't speak English. Segumisama
#678 00:31:18 | TaquitoLover: Eargasm is the sound a female makes during an orgasm, right? Segumisama
#679 00:32:20 | TaquitoLover: Segumisama: Or is it when wax comes out of your ears due to insertion and removal of penis several times? Segumisama
#680 01:02:21 | TaquitoLover: Sciko is such a wimp. I could break him in half with a cocksmack Segumisama
#681 01:00:56 | TaquitoLover: I'd bet I'd be pretty pissed off if some guy came and shot a warm pile of sperm on me while I'm on my period. Segumisama
#682 01:07:57 | TaquitoLover: Or, I might as well take a metal stick and shove it where my penis is supposed to be. Segumisama
#683 14:08:07 | Kerpail: I am having sex with your sister as I type this Segumisama
#684 15:21:35 | +BisexualBritney: i lick Alternate's nipples when he's sleeping Segumisama
#685 16:11:51 | @Segumisama: I'm not a lesbian :P || 16:12:11 | @Segumisama: and no, i not going to give you pics of me with another girl. ||16:12:17 | @Segumisama: so get rid of that boner you have. ||16:14:32 | @MunkeN`: brb ! 16:14:36 •›› Nick: MunkeN` renamed to munken` Segumisama
#686 08:12:23 | @Webbax: stand on your knees and make him hit you Segumisama
#687 10:14:22 | MALElilbabyviet: I want to pop at least seven babies out of Segumisama Segumisama_
#688 17:12:04 | @PedoBear: [« Azureskies, you have 99% a chance of having sex with Segumisama, DimeCadmium, MunkN. - (5 seconds till next question) »] || 17:12:08 | @Azureskies: HOLY SHIT. ||17:12:12 | @Segumisama: HAHA ||17:12:16 | @DimeCadmium: FUCK YEs Segumisama
#689 17:58:03 | @Desolate: why the hell does everyone in here know what the fuck goes on in #help and #feds Segumisama
#690 00:33:09 | Simford: pokegeek i got a video of you sucking a massive cock ||00:33:23 | pokegeek: Simford: that's not possible ||00:33:26 | pokegeek: i burned all the videos sanq
#691 04:27:24 | @Pkr: ••• soxxy, you have 100% a chance of having sex with Nisha, Webbax. - (5 seconds till next question) ••• soxxy
#692 11:04:26 | LightinEnemy: www.1segumi200legos.com Segumisama
#693 11:04:55 | +DimeCadmium: sano, join the chan for a sex Segumisama
#694 11:11:11 | Jjojhohjononhon: blow me seg Segumisama
#695 11:59:28 | Alternate: Klrby: GET OFF KERPHAIL Segumisama
#696 12:30:26 | @Azureskies: i dunno what the hell i should do with these hands. Segumisama
#697 12:56:37 | @Misacorp: I tell my bro to go eat, he doesn't, I pull his internet cord out Segumisama
#698 13:00:56 | @Misacorp: "My pronz softwarez" "My sex4y pr0nz" and "Pr0nz from fr3nds" - my system HDD, storage HDD and external HDD respectively Segumisama
#699 13:01:16 | @cum: "secret gay porn" - misa's usb drive ||13:01:26 | @Misacorp: That'd be my iPod :D ||13:01:40 | @Misacorp: You wouldn't want to know what my USB drive contains Segumisama
#700 http://www.qdb.us/36182 :D Segumisama
#701 19:03:06 | Simford: k lets go on our date now sano sanq
#702 19:15:01 | @Klrby: I HATE IRC. Segumisama
#703 [05:14:44] <@Klrby> Stop adding random quotes shitbreak
#704 * Segumisama chains everyone to her | <@Segumisama> bondage to da max. omar
#705 18:13:33 | @qoreQ: fuck the rain || 18:13:52 | +Segumisama: can't. it's not solid enough. || 18:14:04 | @qoreQ: fair enough Segumisama
#706 20:47:22 | +Weenieman: Brb, looking for jailbait pictures Segumisama
#707 <omaasensei> jailbait picture: http://www.profil3.com/pic/55744 omaasensei
#708 13:56:34 | soczol: but stalker is just the guy we blame everything on Segumisama
#709 06:47:08 | @X-LP: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE CUMSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Segumisama
#710 * @Segumisama chains soccy to IRC and thretens hi9m with a chainsaw if he tries to leave | <@soczol> poor hi9m | <@Segumisama> him ** >:( | <@soczol> threatens ** | <@Segumisama> This is IRC, not grammar school! Segumisama
#711 17:10:03 | @DimeCadmium plays with balls in his mouth Segumisama
#712 18:12:34 | BlazinDavyn: Omar is Segumisama's girlfriend. Duh Segumisama
#713 18:57:09 | @dusti: "oh tease me, oh please me, I want you to be my love toy" Segumisama
#714 !quote add 18:57:35 | @dusti: "oooh you touched my talala" || 18:57:40 | @dusti: "my ding ding dong" Segumisama
#715 <BagelAlex> i got banned on basil because i said mexico sucks K|rby
#716 (Segmumisama) i want you to give it to me hard, munken <3 MunkN
#717 17:21:53 | +BlazinDavyn: Strap-ons work too, so gtfo. Segumisama
#718 18:23:43 | Kazum: i was fapping soooo hard that the tape broke Segumisama
#719 18:29:48 | @K|rby: KEEL IS NOT A WORD. || 18:30:28 | @|Flame|: Web search results for 'define: keel': 1. a projection or ridge that suggests a keel Segumisama
#720 18:58:33 | @K|rby: /me parts | 18:58:37 | @K|rby: wait there's a bot | 18:58:38 | @K|rby: .slots Segumisama
#721 19:28:15 -Q- [#4chan] WELCOME FAPMATES ! ENJOY UR STAY IN SOVIET4CHAN WHERE ALL THE FAPCOMRADS FAP TOGETHER ! GIRLS GET +ao IF THEY PROVIDE NEKKID PIX ! Segumisama
#722 19:12:52 | @X-LP: my sister textd me asking me to call her bf to see if he answered. i called and he didnt answer. i sent her a msg back "hes prolly taking a shit. leave him alone" she says back "since 2:30?" and i said "true, i usually give up after 20 mins" || 19:12:57 | @X-LP: she goes "fuck off you sick fuck" Segumisama
#723 19:37:10 | SeePastHer: Night guys. I go touch myself now. Segumisama
#724 20:03:48 | @DimeCadmium: lets get freaky now, lets get fuckin freaky now seg <-- you set yourself up for that one :) Segumisama
#725 20:30:18 | @omaasensei: I have a pic of seggie when she was drunk Segumisama
#726 20:31:09 | @BlazinDavyn: you slowly take off your pants every sip she takes of that hard liquor. Segumisama
#727 21:00:04 | @omaasensei: Seggie stole my teddy bear's virginity D: Segumisama
#728 21:08:44 | Nousjan: master? || 21:08:59 | +X-LP: most call me god, but master will suffice || 21:09:02 | +X-LP: how can i help you? Segumisama
#729 21:44:40 | @Webbax wants to have sex with myself every time i passes a mirror || 21:45:06 | @K|rby: The mirror breaks. || 21:45:19 | @Webbax: ye of the cuteness Segumisama
#730 (20:21:15) (Segumisama) oh you know i like to have it in my mouth, MunkN ;) MunkN
#731 18:02:52 | Kerpail: my sister is running around with no pants Segumisama
#732 17:14:06 •›› Quit: sanobound (~chatzirra@EKLYPSE.users.quakenet.org) (Ping timeout) Segumisama
#733 17:28:06 •›› Quit: digigeek (~chatzirra@EKLYPSE.users.quakenet.org) (Ping timeout) Segumisama
#734 03:10:01 <@Segumisama> sex | 03:10:03 <@Segumisama> ? | 03:10:06 <@MunkN> no, not now Segumisama MunkN
#735 18:07:00 | @MunkN: how do you spell the letter after five? | 18:07:05 | @MunkN: the number* | 18:07:59 | @Segumisama: seven | no | six 18:08:03 | @MunkN: do you know how we spell it in SWEDISH, Segumisama? | 18:08:07 | @Segumisama: sex? 18:08:13 | @MunkN: no, not now Segumisama Segumisama
#736 18:12:06 | MunkN: Hey dont blame ito n me - I didn't ask for sex || 18:12:07 | MunkN: this time || 18:12:23 | pokegeek: sarah palin is really ugly || 18:12:28 | MunkN: i'd nail her Segumisama
#737 18:48:39 | Blitzjager: pokegeek lost his sense of humour after all those anal rapings || 18:49:02 | Blitzjager: Some people just get so many dicks inside them they start to become one || 18:49:16 | pokegeek: well yelling "surprise buttsex!" twice a day then raping me can only be funny for so long, ok? || 18:49:30 | Blitzjager: Nah that's always funny Segumisama
#738 19:00:32 | SeePastHer: I'm going to go fist myself. Good night, guys. Segumisama
#739 19:06:15 | Kerpail: pokegeek: when I was 11 I had already lost my virginity Segumisama
#740 19:51:57 | @|Flame|: Quote #413: <+triviabot> Question 9 (geography): True Or False: There are only virgins on the Virgin Islands. || 19:52:25 | @MunkN: give me || 19:52:27 | @MunkN: 4 days || 19:52:32 | @MunkN: and they'll have to rename the island ||19:53:00 | @MunkN: i wonder where it is Segumisama
#741 20:27:18 | Simford: by "SHIIITTTTt" i meant petting my cat because he was rolling around on the floor with his lil mouse toy Segumisama
#742 17:28:37 | @PedoBear: [« tiidus (dusti) is ranked 69th with 742'210$ - NEW: WebRank Page @ http://www.FunBots.org/webrank.php »] Segumisama
#743 18:54:53 | ChemicalX: BOSS STAGE! - SUprrise anal the female boss! Fast, before the time (your boner) runs out! Segumisama
#744 19:40:16 | @crwdcntrl: i'd rather do anal with you jenny | ily. Segumisama
#745 19:49:07 | @crwdcntrl: On the bus, I was complimented on how sexy my butt was by a gay man. I awkwardly said thanks and he proceeded to describe my buttocks in vivid detail and what he wanted to do with it. Segumisama
#746 <@mrbasil> Jewish men need no sex. BlazinDavyn
#747 20:26:51 | ali4z: Because I have an exceptionally large internet penis Segumisama
#748 04:59:30 | pokegeek: uh, wtf || 04:59:38 | pokegeek: i was torrenting || 04:59:44 | pokegeek: then i was connected to 666 seeds || 04:59:49 | pokegeek: then my torrent stopped || 04:59:53 | pokegeek: this is surely the work of the devil Segumisama
#749 10:05:49 | SeePastHer: Because he seemed to know about my Hello Kitty thong. Segumisama
#750 13:16:33 | Simford: if (Segumisama == horny){ %touch Segumisama } else { %hug Segumisama } Segumisama
#751 13:21:18 | Krinsom3: SHE TOTALLY IS! <33 even without seeing her sexyness her personality makes something stand up D: | 13:21:32 | Krinsom3: I won't crush on you, but you are hot ;3 Segumisama
#752 13:18:03 | +Segumisama: What do i look like, a nerd? ;p || 13:18:29 | @MunkeN: you expect an answer to that? Segumisama
#753 13:22:58 | @MunkeN: if ( Segumisama == horny) nail Segumisama; else rape Segumisama; || 13:23:47 | @MunkeN: Would you like to run that program, Segumisama? || 13:24:04 | +Segumisama: You wish I wanted to run that program :P || 13:24:36 | @MunkeN: i bet you're already running it || 13:24:53 | @MunkeN: waiting for handcuffs 'n such Segumisama
#754 13:46:51 | Blitzjager sucks off mrbasil under the bleachers || 13:46:55 | @mrbasil: thanks Segumisama
#755 15:40:30 | azureskies: THE RAIN IS KILLING THE SNOW. | 15:40:31 | @Segumisama: :( | 15:40:35 | @mrbasil STARTS SHUFFLING CARDS Segumisama
#756 18:05:40 | @dusti: come again? || 18:06:50 | @Segumisama: I'd love to, but I'm a bit busy atm. -pets dusti- || 18:07:04 | @dusti: :| Segumisama
#757 19:43:28 | @kitty: yes, I love random butt-sex Segumisama
#758 16:11:49 | @||PedoBear||: [« CYBORG - X.L.P.: Xperimental Lifelike Person - (10s antispam) »] Segumisama
#759 16:10:20 | @Kirby`: *** [ GOOGLE ]: Top google result for "bitch": http://www.profil3.com/Segumisama Segumisama
#760 <+Krinsom3> I want to tell you stuff DimeCadmium
#761 [21:44:58] <@Segumisama> I want X-LP :( in bed. DimeCadmium
#762 18:45:07 | sd: one time i invited two of my friends (well, my only two friends) over for dinner at my apartment. i was in a bad mood that day and while they were in the living room playing sword quest 4, i masturbated into the milk in the measuring cup before making the mashed potatoes. all three of us enjoyed the meal, myself doubly so... in part because i secretly knew my friends now have my seed in them Segumisama
#763 19:32:42 | @^Donkey^: dusti made dusti Owner on this channel. Segumisama
#764 14:49:27 •›› Quit: james (~i@know.your.name) (G-lined) Segumisama
#765 <Weenieman> i’m systematically stuffing grapenuts cereal into the head of my erect penis. i’m going to attempt to jack off, have my load mix with the grapenuts, and shoot a granola bar out when i cum Segumisama
#766 <MrCoffee> Your mom is such a whore, if she was a chmod she'd be 777 because everyone has access Segumisama
#767 16:43:50 | @TheAvatar: Luber|afk, I only joined to check the channel, but dusti came first :P || 16:44:00 | Segumisama: does dusti always come first? || 16:44:06 | @TheAvatar: shush Segumisama || 16:44:09 | @TheAvatar: it was a once in a lifetime || 16:44:11 | @TheAvatar: Im ALWAYS first :P || 16:44:17 | @TheAvatar: but dont tell anyone Segumisama
#768 [20:17:48] <@Azureskies> i hammered it too hard DimeCadmium
#769 <@DimeCadmium> i'm a dirty slut shitbreak
#770 17:42:35 | Krinsom3: Once you are inside me you can be whatever you want Pudding :DD <-- i never knew he was gay :( Segumisama
#771 21:09:03 | pokegeek: Contains: 69,669 Files, 13,599 Folders || 21:09:16 | pokegeek: Size on disk: 16.9 GB || 21:09:27 | pokegeek: Dunno, I think my computer is perverted. Segumisama
#772 15:40:16 | +SANOPLAYINGGB: i've jerked off to gingerkamal Segumisama
#773 19:06:16 -Q- Current forced modes on #Basilmarket: +CuNT Segumisama
#774 19:09:58 | Kerbucket: i wanna have sex with my politics teacher Segumisama
#775 19:10:13 | pokegeek: i wanna have sex with Kerbucket's politics teacher Segumisama
#776 21:36:54 | @X-LP touches DimeCadmium Segumisama
#777 13:03:15 •›› Join: avatar__ (avatar@thinks.Segumisama.is.the.best.because.she.is.so.c00l.info) || 13:03:22 | avatar__: see! I r nice Segumisama
#778 13:36:10 | @Blady`: moment, I have to send a nude pic of me to my g/f || 13:36:26 | +GoLdEnToWeReX: seg tell me when you get it Segumisama
#779 13:35:07 | Webbaccess: wanna look at a hot chick? http://webbax.se/pics/hotgirl.jpg Segumisama
#780 18:53:54 •›› Quit: LBobo (~chatzilla@LBobo.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) || 18:54:09 | pokegeek: peer is pretty much raping bobo in the ass Segumisama
#781 19:55:49 | +sanogunbound`: trust me i can get hard with alternate every night Segumisama
#782 04:37:43 | +Phoenix_the_II: Nigete kore Segumisama da! || 04:37:45 | @Phoenix_the_II runs 04:38:03 | Segumisama: wait, hatd diid you say? || 04:38:22 | @Phoenix_the_II: Run it's Segumisama! 04:38:41 | @Phoenix_the_II: it's japanese | -_- | Segumisama
#783 [23:16:30] [@suomihanzu]: np: Seksitreffit - Kotivideo 20 ( Finnish Home Made Porn Movie - XXX ).wmv Blady\
#784 ::: Mode: (NB-Service) sets (-o X-LP) || ::: Mode: (NB-Service) sets (-o NB-Support) || ::: Mode: (NB-Service) sets (-o TheAvatar) || ::: Kick: (NB-Service) was kicked by (NH) (Mass deop. Go sit in a corner.) Blady\
#785 15:40:34 | @Webbax: im acting queer cause Segumisama isnt here || 15:40:53 | @Webbax: so get her or i will be stroking more penises || 15:42:30 | @Webbax is treatening DimeCadmium with a stroke... || 15:42:44 | @Webbax: get Segumisama or i will do it! Segumisama
#786 10:55:00 | @TheAvatar: Segumisama! I broke up with MunkeN` - wanna be my new girlfriend? :D Segumisama
#787 16:19:46 •›› Join: Gay (Kirby@Kirby.users.quakenet.org) Segumisama
#788 16:37:20 | +soczol: ah well, nn (: || 16:37:44 | @Blady\: nn ! (sox) || 16:37:52 | +soczol\off: Blady\: die || 16:38:16 | +soczol\off: ^Donkey^ addbadword soxxy Segumisama
#789 17:49:19 | @Webbax: haha azureskies i read it "speaking of hookers"" Segumisama
#790 In 1993 total Internet traffic was around 100 terabytes for the year.[5] As of June 2008[update], Cisco Systems estimated Internet traffic at 160 terabytes per second. [6] Segumisama
#791 21:06:32 •›› Kick: Kirby › Kirby (ass) Segumisama
#792 18:51:30 | +lowrider: remind me to ban all of kirby's bots Segumisama
#793 [22:53:45] <@K|rby> i'm bi. not gay. Segumisama
#794 15:06:41 | @X-LP: my throat hurts from yelling <-- right... "yelling" Segumisama
#795 19:30:24 | @SlntLife: X-lp || 19:30:26 | @SlntLife: Whats up ! || 19:30:34 | @X-LP: my penis || 19:30:37 | @X-LP: now leave me alone || 19:30:41 | @X-LP: or better yet, help me || 19:30:43 | @X-LP: :) Segumisama
#796 22:07:33 | @|PedoBear|: [« Segumisama has just found the correct word ( LIGHTS ) in 4.75 secs . She won 4'500$ ! - A definition of the term: the lungs of an animal, used as food - (antispam 10s) »] Segumisama
#797 11:24:34 | @|PedoBear|: [« Segumisama pulls the handle... The slots are ( 7 )( 7 )( 7 ) - !!!!JACKPOT!!!! - You won 330'000$ Segumisama!!! »] Segumisama
#798 12:59:25 | @Misacorp: I'm naked || 13:00:39 | @Kirby: that's awesome Segumisama
#799 17:20:25 | +jake vanishes in a smokescreen of dried ejaculate Segumisama
#800 18:35:07 | @sano-: me puts a coin in the Segumisama vagina Segumisama
#801 16:22:38 | @|PedoBear|: Top10 of Casino users (ie: N: auth (nick) money) : 1: Kirby (Kirby`) 3'006'998$ - 2: Segum (Segumisama) 413'000$ - 3: ayank (??) 316'750$ - 4: Al-khafi (??) 250'000$ - 5: Hwuanh (??) 136'250$ - 6: Tyk0sBNC (??) 126'502$ - 7: xScxhmog (Schmog) 125'750$ - 8: dhea (??) 109'000$ - 9: bblossom (Blossom^) 102'000$ - 10: BuzZZZzz (??) 96'240$ Segumisama
#802 12:00:07 | +jake___: so soc || 12:00:09 | +jake___: have you banged seg yeT? || 12:00:14 | @soczol: .. :o || 12:00:15 | @soczol: riightg si
#803 10:51:54 | @Segumisama curls up on soccys lap contentedly || 10:52:07 | @soczol: ;o || 11:01:04 | @jake: great job making soczol a registered sex offender, seg || 11:01:14 | @soczol: ;p si
#804 07:28:53 •›› Quit: SaintMatticus (rithy@0.percent.downtime.at.darkserv.org) (Ping timeout) Segumisama
#805 [17:49:34] ::: Nick: (seg) is now known as (Segumisama) || [17:49:34] ::: Quit: (Segumisama) (nnscript@evilcoders.eu) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (overruled by older nick))) <<< pwn'd Blady
#806 (23:57:02)  -› +snailbot was kicked by |Flame| (You are not allowed to flood here!) StealthyLoner
#807 17:13:06 •›› Join: jake_ (jake@kerpail.stolemybike.org) Segumiisama
#808 18:58:27 | X-LP-6: i ride the short bus! Segumiisama
#809 [22:08:10] <@X-LP> change his diaper? i need mine changed more than that a day! DimeCadmium
#810 06:32:19 | @X-LP: i get all gushy inside Segumisama
#811 16:33:24 | Weenieman: I'm gonna put duct tape over her ass. Segumisama
#812 17:32:01 | @XW: thats why dime was licking you all the time :P || 17:32:08 | @XW: i thought he was gay seg
#813 18:24:55 | @Gay: i'm straight seg
#814 17:06:29 | @X-LP: fucker im not going to play with you if you cant even drive the damn car Segumisama
#815 18:06:13 | @XW: X-LP is my bitch Segumisama
#816 15:56:30 | MALElilbabyviet: MY NUT JUST POPPED belikov
#817 16:11:30 | ChemicalX_: i give yaoi 3 hairy thumbs up belikov
#818 11:32:10 | •›› enh is "no carrier" (jake@kerpail.stolemybike.org) belikov
#819 16:38:59 •›› Query with (-sBNC)/ opened on (Saturday, February 14th 2009, 16:38:59). || 16:38:59 •›› Total queries: (1234)/(~4.3 per day) Segumisama
#820 06:46:56 | @Misacorp: Nigga didn't want to los the bike he stole http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/Misacorp/Anythingforthebike.jpg belikov
#821 16:49:36 | Kerpail: i get highlighted when you say negro DollarCadmium
#822 08:20:16 | @FaKy: momy says i am special! Segumisama
#823 08:35:45 •›› Topic: ONLY QUEERS IDLE HERE || 08:35:45 •›› Topic set by: X-LP.users.staynet.org on Mon Feb 16 08:27:49 2009 belikov
#824 10:05:16 •›› Quit: Saggysama (~devon2ag@EKLYPSE.users.quakenet.org) (Ping timeout) belikov
#825 [00:03:58] *** Quits: Misacorp (misajoki@myntti.helsinki.fi) (Read error: Operation timed out) <-- he had a 9week uptime T_T belikov
#826 <Segumisama> you fckign little ism goign to kil you anthraxc! omaasensei
#827 <Segumisama> perky-boobed-segu omaasensei
#828 11:37:30 | @Misacorp: Determining the distance between {(x,y) E R² | xy=0} and {(x,y) E R² | xy=1} belikov
#829 14:48:48 | @genesis gently rubs Segumisama belikov
#830 19:18:12 | @X-LP: IM GAY belikov
#831 19:40:53 | @Spir^: IM LESBIAN! belikov
#832 BagelAlex> Wow, this is the biggest universe in the entire world Spir^
#833 17:12:46 | Kerpail: i actually fell asleep while masterbating belikov
#835 19:51:20 | @DimeCadmium: but its fun to finger little girls, seggie! belikov
#836 [18:17:13] [@trance]: how does Q right click so fast Blady
#837 20:50:19 | DarkDeviL: I did NOT spam you with Q debug || 20:50:22 | DarkDeviL: Q did. belikov
#838 [23:08:43] <Munk7> i loves you, TheAvatar || [23:08:50] <TheAvatar> u shouldn't || [23:08:54] <TheAvatar> trust me - u rly shouldn't || [23:08:58] <TheAvatar> if u just knew... belikov
#839 19:24:19 •›› Topic: noob › Ahem, Df(g(x)) = f'(g(x))*g'(x) - - YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE FUNCTIONS SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YO FUNCTION SO YOU CAN DERIVE WHILE YOU DERIVE belikov
#840 23:08:34 | @Misacorp: I'm a nigga belikov
#841 07:39:44 | @belikov: hey soczol why is |Nordicbots| rebelling against NH2? || 07:40:28 | @soczol: because nh2 is being an ass belikov
#842 14:36:42 | @soczol: shitbreak_ accepted it, but it somehow failed <-- key words "shitbreak_ accepted it" stalker
#843 15:52:26 | @Kerbucket: brb my little sister wants to use my lappy to get on some runescape irc chan stalker
#844 <+xXAzNgANgStA69X> if i'm pg-13, kewleh is rated x noob
#845 <@Weeniewoman> me and my sister flushed our pet hamster down the toilet just to see what'd happen. it was alive. Simford
#846 (09:44:32pm) * @Segumisama curls up on dimes lap and yawns ||| (09:44:50pm) <DimeCadmium> that might be hard, btw stalker
#847 22:05:45 | @DimeCadmium munchies StealthyLoner || 22:05:47 | @DimeCadmium: stalker* stalker
#848 22:32:47 | @shade_: Ive always liked it behind.. stalker
#849 22:38:32 | @shade_ sets mode -pants stalker stalker
#850 22:42:01 | @shade_: if (%stalker == horny) touch stalker || 22:42:05 | @shade_: else cry stalker
#851 22:45:10 | @shade_: !google porn || 22:45:11 | @|Flame|: No results found for 'porn'.. || 22:45:17 | @shade_: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY stalker
#852 23:05:07 | @Blitzfaust: Virus or not I will watch my porn. stalker
#853 23:08:39 | @shade_: (Currently browsing) gayporn.com stalker
#854 00:07:26 | @shade_: i came || 00:07:38 | @DimeCadmium: oh god that reminded me of sano stalker
#855 00:08:21 •›› Topic: DimeCadmium › DimeCadmium loves stalker <3 || 00:08:55 •›› Topic: shade_ › shade_ loves stalker <3 || 00:09:03 | @stalker feels loved stalker
#856 13:26:31 | @NB-Request: There is 1 request waiting to be processed.. || 13:26:39 | Segumisama: slackers... || 13:26:58 | @Quintosh: busy browsing porn Segumisama
#857 16:11:37 | @DimeCadmium gathers up a snowball ;) || 16:11:44 | @DimeCadmium chunks 2 at Azureskies and Shinu || 16:11:52 •›› Quit: Azureskies (~rawrsus@Azureskies.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) stalker
#858 16:14:41 | @DimeCadmium licks StealthyLoner stalker
#859 16:23:07 | @DimeCadmium spreads whipped cream on StealthyLoner stalker
#860 ( 10:36:36p ) •• @Spir^ eats DimeCadmium's candy | ( 10:36:46p ) (@DimeCadmium) you no can haz my lollipop Spir^ DimeCadmium
#861 21:36:37 | Spir^: <DimeCadmium> omaasensei: he doesnt like female dominance <-- lies, i like it XD stalker
#862 22:50:10 | @stalker: Spir^: take a pic || 22:50:32 | @Spir^: NO :D || 22:50:42 | @stalker: you have big black dildos lying around? || 22:50:48 | @Spir^: ye stalker
#863 14:26:28 | @Misacorp: I have aids, now you have it too stalker
#864 <@BlackJack> :::: Done. Your current money is : -2'615'250$ (Wait 1h before next request) :::: || <@noob> WOOT noob
#865 [19:00:14] <@Shinu> i forget my vps provicders name. DimeCadmium
#866 16:16:49 •›› Join: [--Shinu (~Ophec@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x-y-zebra.info) stalker
#867 17:12:52 | @TheAvatar hugs ^Donkey^ intimately stalker
#868 [22:31:51] [@NightChild]: .iynb Blady || [22:31:52] [@Donkey]: :::: Blady kills a kitten every time you masturbate (10s antispam) :::: Blady
#869 (04:38:11pm) <@Weeniewoman> omg icarly is on | (04:38:12pm) <@Weeniewoman> gonna go jerk off sarin
#870 <@sarin> BlazinDavyn: Spir^ is a guy. | <@BlazinDavyn> When has this happened? | <@sarin> when the "s" was taken from "she" BlazinDavyn
#871 13:18:49 | @MunkeN: the n in nbounce stands for nerds sarin
#873 18:25:49 | @Shinu: OffTopic: What is better? Shinu or sarin? || 18:25:51 | +OffTopic: Shinu: sarin sarin
#874 19:11:26 | @Shinu: sarin you will always be #1 in my heart <--- ADORABLE! :D sarin
#875 08:09:31 | @sarin: i thought you hayted the nick segumisama, genesis? :P || 08:09:38 | @genesis: i do || 08:09:42 | @genesis: but i hate 'sarin' more Segumisama
#876 <omaasensei> oh, I see, she justs wants to be fucked while dangling from a tree | <Segumisama> shh. no one is supposed to know that! omaasensei
#877 12:55:29 | KewlEH: uncleralph is a sex GOD. Segumisama
#878 20:20:20 | +ElJefe: We should all have a great big orgy. You guys can go homo for eachother while I take Seggy Segumisama
#879 [-10:26:26p-] <@Segumisama> it'll be fun in bed DimeCadmium
#880 (09:25:04pm) <@Segumisama> im not really looking forward to it in bed || (09:25:11pm) <@Segumisama> because everytime i practice in bed || (09:25:18pm) <@Segumisama> my mouth gets soo dry afterwards iin bed || (09:25:28pm) <@Segumisama> no, seriously in bed || (09:25:35pm) <@Segumisama> i blow so fucking hard in bed || (09:25:41pm) <@Segumisama> for an hour and a half straight in bed Segumisama
#881 (05:09:25pm) <@noob> Gamebots rox0rz my b0x0rz Shinu
#882 (04:00:21pm) <+OffTopic> I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig! Shinu
#883 (03:55:00pm) <+OffTopic> I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own... but it's been three hours now, kitty... THREE HOURS~*~^$!%@$^#^ Shinu
#884 18:54:56 | @Shinu: 2g1c isnt tht bad. cantabile
#885 16:29:39 | @stalker: OffTopic: who's better omaasensei or X-LP? | 16:29:45 | +OffTopic: stalker: omaasensei | 16:30:48 | @stalker: OffTopic: Who's better at anal sex omaasensei or X-LP? | 16:30:54 | +OffTopic: Stalker: omaasensei. 16:31:17 | @stalker: OffTopic: who has more porn omaasensei or X-LP? | 16:31:24 | +OffTopic: stalker: omaasensei | 16:31:34 | @omaasensei: okay, that might be true :P stalker
#886 <Metawe> DimeCardmium likes black men gg || <+DimeCadmium> inorite! noob
#887 18:23:29 | @Spir^: wtf=want to fuck dominatrix
#888 (12:51:56pm) <+OffTopic> everyone look at Shinu, they're up to date on all internet memes! || (12:51:58pm) <+OffTopic> For example, <Shinu> all your base are belong to us. || (12:52:00pm) <+OffTopic> Fantastic. Shinu
#889 <@Neptune> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK | <@Neptune> FOR 3 HOURS IVE WORKED | <@Neptune> I WAS MISSING A . IN SETTING THE VAR noob
#890 [13:18:26] * cantabile chews on TheAvatar || [13:18:35] <@TheAvatar> u are mean today || [13:18:56] * cantabile nibbles on TheAvatar. || [13:19:15] <@TheAvatar> err - now its getting just a tad too kinky cantabile
#891 [15:38:25] <@Shinu> Who made YOU the op? || [15:38:39] <@abyss> uhhhh || [15:38:39] <@abyss> you? || [15:38:46] <@Shinu> oh right.. abyss
#892 http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1104/dimeseg.png StealthyLoner
#893 [16:38:06] <Weenieman> I gave Kerpail a Boston Steamroller seg
#894 <@Nemesis> yur black, your existence offends me || <@Sonny> ROFL || <@Nemesis> stfu || <@Sonny> stfu || <@Eugene> ROFL || <@Sonny> ;p || <@Eugene> LMFAO || <@Eugene> fucking slaughter the boi || <@Nemesis> i hope i do too fuck gay || * @Eugene crip-walkz || <@Nemesis> id slaughter you and yur lil fuckin gang of soccer homos || <@Sonny> ROFLMFAO noob
#895 jake is nnscript@Segumisama.users.quakenet.org * shroudBNC User jake
#896 [20:25:07] <JJoohhnn> my tits aren't THAT big jake
#897 ( 06:36:19p ) •• @DimeCadmium licklicks jake | ( 06:37:07p ) (@DimeCadmium) that sounded so gay. DimeCadmium
#898 [02:11:11] [@Blady]: .draw 12345 || [02:11:12] [@PedoBear]: ••• POKER - Blady: your hand: Qc | 8s | Ks | Qs | Qh : is a Three-Headed-Monkey! erm no, a Three of a Kind!! You've won 25'000$ !! (antispam 15s) ••• Blady
#899 [17:44:52] <@Simford> LOL SEG IS A GIRL? jake
#900 <@PedoBear> Global ANAGRAM Record: Fastest user: #Simford (Simford) with 1.546 secs. Longest streak: #vuzz (??) with +50 Simford
#901 <Andrey> every time i see asian women it suddenly reminds me of japanese porn | <Andrey> seriously like they are screaming while being raped by cartoon figures noob
#902 (April 4 2009 - 8:04:35) <@seg> In the context of BDSM, bondage involves people being tied up or otherwise restrained for pleasure. Bondage is usually, but not always, a sexual practice. The paraphilia of being sexually aroused by bondage is sometimes known as vincilagnia (from Latin vincio, to bind or fetter with chains, and lagneia, lust). || (April 4 2009 - 8:04:37) <@seg> shit || (April 4 2009 - 8:04:38) <@seg> wrong paste || (April 4 2009 - Shinu
#903 08:56:38 [ +ElJefe ] I LOVE IT WHEN I MASTURBATE BEFORE SCHOOL AND THEN SHAKE MY WORLD HISTORY TEACHER'S HAND seg
#904 08:55:49 [ @seg ] Do you wash your hands after masterbateing? || 08:55:54 [ @DimeCadmium ] nope || 08:55:58 [ +ElJefe ] nope || 08:55:58 [ @Shinu ] no seg
#905 ( Sat@09:57:36p ) (+ElJefe) ANAL IS NASTY | ( Sat@09:57:45p ) (@Shinu) its quite enjoyable with a pen DimeCadmium
#906 08:59:06 [ +ElJefe ] One time, at a little activity/gymnastics place we (like, 70+ kids) were in trouble and had to be quiet. I accidentally farted :( seg
#907 ( Sat@10:03:26p ) (@seg) If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? || ( Sat@10:03:37p ) (@DimeCadmium) seg, you would be it || ( Sat@10:03:41p ) (@DimeCadmium) and i think you know whatr DimeCadmium
#908 09:06:43 [ +ElJefe ] Hell, that'd be a great excuse to get the key. "Hey dad, can I get the key to my chastity belt? I need to shave my vagina." seg
#909 ( Sat@10:08:17p ) (+ElJefe) Nah, just give me some vaseline and some tissue and I'd be good to go. DimeCadmium
#910 09:20:08 [ +ElJefe ] OMG! YEAH! I PUT MY PENIS IN A BOTTLE AND GOT A BONER (on purpose) JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! I couldn't get it out :( I started going hysterical. seg
#911 09:34:52 [ +ElJefe ] I've gotten one of my favorite fap pics off of wikimedia commons seg
#912 09:39:38 [ +ElJefe ] I didn't whip my dick out and start playing with in front of him. I had pants on and was humping a giant pillow. seg
#913 [12:53] <@sarin> now it's all gone [12:53] <@Shinu> heh [12:53] <@Shinu> i wonder where it all went. sarin
#914 [12:52] <@sarin> you knew tyour lies would divide us but you lied anyways [12:52] <@Shinu> LIES sarin
#915 15:13:40 •›› Kick: mrbasil › smiles1337 (Requested by impulzee (Kick Num. 10f)) || 15:13:46 | impulzee: 10f? | the hell? | it's going into hex now? shay
#916 (03:18:04pm) * @Shinu gives shay a dildo || (03:18:16pm) <@shay> ew :x || (03:18:25pm) * @shay shoves the dildo down shay's throat. [Fail2Tab <3 ] Shinu
#917 (03:21:05pm) * shay was kicked by shay (f u (687)) Shinu
#918 <Charm> like fresh wet lettuce || <Charm> <3~ || <Charm> i can't really explain it but it feels really refreshing to bite into D; || <Simford> .ud lettuce || <@mrbasil> lettuce: A lady's genitals ("I am going to shake my lettuce" I am going to urinate in the lavatory) Simford
#919 <@PedoBear> Simford has just found the correct word ( DENT ) in 1.343 secs A new Personal Record has been set!. Simford
#920 20:38:27 | @JJoohhnn: I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. cantabile
#921 21:46:45 | @PedoBear: ••• Global ANAGRAM Record: Fastest user: #Simford (Simford) with 1.25 secs. Longest streak: #Simford (Simford) with +166 ••• cantabile
#922 22:26:39 | si: Simford: boxers or briefs? || 22:26:57 | @Simford: thong si
#923 17:15:10 | si: if articuno was real I'd rape it :( || 17:15:25 | @Simford: metoo | lolol si
#924 21:48:26 | +Iceabeam__: who took my nick? 21:48:41 | si: Iceabeam | that’s... you... || 21:48:49 | +Iceabeam__: No, someone took it. || 21:48:51 | +Iceabeam__: oh || 21:48:52 | si: no... thats you. || 21:48:53 | +Iceabeam__: LOL si
#925 21:54:27 •›› Topic: If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that! || 21:54:27 •›› Topic set by: Misacorp on Mon Apr 06 07:42:36 2009 si
#926 16:14:35 | @Metawe: Ive always wanted to fuck a dime si
#927 <@DimeCadmn> abuse is fun! :D | <@DimeCadmn> especially physical. noob
#928 * +DimeCadmn (Yoda@DimeCadmium.users.quakenet.org) has left #Basilmarket || <pokegeek> ah, NOW the fags are gone =D noob
#929 19:22:12 | pokegeek: if kirby is getting +gov can I get +senator? si
#930 19:37:00 | SeePastHer: Seriously though... I want to experience lesbian sex. si
#931 20:05:57 | @noob: ali4z won't come. si
#932 <+triviabot> Hint: flax noob
#933 21:18:53 | +triviabot: Hint: flax || 21:18:53 | @Simford: flax || 21:18:54 | +triviabot: Correct Simford, the answer was flax. Your channel score is now 9, network score is 230. || 21:18:57 | @Simford: LOL || 21:18:57 | @Blitzjager: LOL || 21:18:58 | @noob: LOL si
#934 <+Mystique> Channel Removed: #Segumisama is a lame channel noob
#935 12:39:30 | @Misacorp: I like big butts and I cannot lie Segumisama
#936 13:11:59 | KewlEH: Metawe screams so hard when I try to enter him, sano. Segumisama
#937 [19:33] <@Simford> lul means penis in dutch Metawe
#938 [22:51] <Metawe> stfu [22:51] <Metawe> youre tiny [22:51] <Simford> IN THE PANTS [22:51] <Simford> shit Metawe
#939 * Iceabeam is now known as Azureskies || <Simford> calvinnn :D || <Azureskies> hi simmy || <Azureskies> :) || <Simford> Game over || <Azureskies> k || * Azureskies is now known as Iceabeam Simford
#940 DIE OCD'ERS http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc224/Simford/hehehe.jpg Simford
#941 [-04:02:32p-] <@DimeCadmium> you suck! [-04:03:49p-] <Segumisama> yes, yes i do. DimeCadmium
#942 16:58:23 •›› Mode: X-LP › +m || 16:58:25 | @X-LP: wait || 16:58:26 | @Segumisama: ... || 16:58:27 | @Segumisama: LOL || 16:58:27 | @X-LP: that doesnt affect you Segumisama
#943 <+Lucius> ¯\(¤_¤)/¯ What The Fuck ¯\(©_©)/¯ noob
#944 [17:41] <FemaleLBV> my ass [17:41] <Simford> is red [17:41] <Simford> from sano... [17:41] <Simford> nvm added by Metawe Metawe
#945 17:54:08 | pokegeek: I don't show my pokemons to *just anyone* seg
#946 17:55:05 | +ElJefe: But I'd feel so nerdy || 17:55:13 | +ElJefe: I mean, I am but I'm in the closet about it seg
#947 18:11:16 | pokegeek: KewlEH: you have a large piece of vietnamese currency in your pants? || 18:11:28 | KewlEH: pokegeek: You guessed it. Segumisama
#948 19:14:29 | +noob summons misacampo || 19:14:36 | +noob: strip attack1 Segumisama
#949 19:15:10 | pokegeek: at least once a week i masturbate to my 1st edition mint condition dark magician girl yugioh card Segumisama
#950 19:20:49 | @DimeCadmium: fuck parents! :D || 19:21:10 | @omaasensei: no, don't fuck parents || 19:21:15 | @omaasensei: that's nasty Segumisama
#951 [-09:25:14p-] <Segumisama> tell will you need to have cybersex reeeally fast, and he'll be so disgusted he'll get off DimeCadmium
#952 19:30:04 | +ElJefe: I've raped Seg in my head before. Can't quite recall how it ended but I'm almost positive there were marshmallows. Segumisama
#953 19:32:25 | @omaasensei: like I said, I'll be getting off soon Segumisama
#954 19:50:51 | ElJefe: Well, I'm going to release the kids from they're testicular prisons. BBL Segumisama
#955 20:51:21 | KewlEH: I mix up simford and azure because they're both so tiny and asian. Segumisama
#956 06:38:27p°» * DimeCadmium rubs Segumisama's... err nvm, she'd kill me DimeCadmium
#957 19:42:49 | •›› zveobdpQ| is "luiz" (KnaeWs_@tinif2verc3oxfhm-aeu8mojhouvbzzigb.lpfsiubwfxxlu9e4qe9vufxxilyk) Segumisama
#958 19:48:53 •›› Join: yqDbvky0s5u (e0h-bnc@lohf8jmwpqjjxmuqulcewckzu.vj6naw1gwggci-fpl-jdjqtbtzpstr.1ctmjd) Segumisama
#959 (07:58:02pm) <+OffTopic> I say. || (07:58:07pm) <+OffTopic> I say, umm.. || (07:58:09pm) * +OffTopic CONSIDERS SEXCHANGE OPERATION || (07:58:11pm) * +OffTopic looks at Shinu || (07:58:12pm) <+OffTopic> Maybe not. Shinu
#960 21:47:13 | @omaasensei: lol, seggie, there's nothing wrong with a little nudity :P Segumisama
#961 [22:02] <pokegeek> YOUR SO CUTE =D [22:02] <Metawe> You're* [22:02] <Cuteness> and it scared the crap out of me and i started crying [22:02] <Cuteness> ..... [22:02] == Cuteness [~chatzilla@adsl-75-36-233-188.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net] has left #Basilmarket [] Segumisama
#962 22:25:18 | pokegeek: i'd rather fap to japanese cartoons anyway Segumisama
#963 23:05:20 | @omaasensei: syko, how do we convince her not to buy bondage wear? || 23:05:38 | +SyKo: why would you try to convince someone of that? Segumisama
#964 23:07:59 | +Segumisama: do you mind if i marry you and eric? || 23:08:12 | +SyKo: i don't care hun. xD do what you do. || 23:08:18 | +SyKo: long as eric's on bottom. Segumisama
#965 23:44:25 | omaasensei: in seggie's dreams, pedobears don't rape her, she rapes pedobears Segumisama
#966 <FemaleLBV> NO || <FemaleLBV> BLACK PEOPLE || <FemaleLBV> MY EYES Simford
#967 14:22:43 | +Devilnith: God DimeCadmium, stop fantasizing about Shinu Segumisama
#968 14:29:02 | @iWin: [Lag] My lag on wineasy2.se.quakenet.org is 2563 ms. Segumisama
#969 15:56:46 | Segumisama: isnt it dutch. || 15:56:54 | +sano`mapleings: no its douche Segumisama
#970 16:27:40 | @PedoBear: <- Segumisama pulls the handle... The slots are ( 7 )( 7 )( 7 ) - !!!!JACKPOT!!!! - You won 213'000$$ Segumisama!!! -> <-- first time i did it all day :d Segumisama
#971 16:29:58 | MALElilbabyviet beandips Segumisama Segumisama
#972 16:39:31 | @Misacorp: I'mma go off to sleep and dream of asteroid belts full of Dense Veldspar Segumisama
#973 16:56:59 | Weenieman: That sandwich isn't going to make itself || 16:57:09 | ali4z: Then you better hurry manwhore. ;) Segumisama
#974 [[ when they were arguing about Mac being good or not]] 19:05:19 | @omaasensei: now, if you're gonna just run free software for the rest of your life, then yeah, don't bother with a mac || 19:05:25 | @Segumisama: umm, omar? || 19:05:29 | @Segumisama: he left. || 19:05:34 | @omaasensei: oh lol || 19:05:34 | @Segumisama: like five mins ago. o-o Segumisama
#975 21:30:30 | @Shinu licks DimeCadmium || 21:30:32 | @Shinu: :) Segumisama
#976 22:34:08 | @Shinu: DimeCadmium || 22:34:09 | @Shinu: cam me || 22:34:10 | @Shinu: NOW || 22:34:13 | @DimeCadmium: cant || 22:34:21 | @Shinu: WHY | D: 22:34:31 | @Shinu creams alone Segumisama
#978 22:43:14 | @DimeCadmium secretes cum || 22:43:27 | @Shinu: dude || 22:43:34 | @Shinu: hot. Segumisama
#979 22:44:29 | +goodbye: ?? segabuse || 22:44:29 | AuxBot: (segabuse) Please note seg might abuse you. Ignore it. Segumisama
#980 22:46:59 | +Segumisama: ?? shinuabuse || 22:47:00 | AuxBot: (shinuabuse) Only if it's DimeCadmium. <3 Segumisama
#981 12:56:10a°» <+Segumisama> a giant toe that secretes a foul tasteing liquid || 12:56:38a°» <+UIC|JFR> you would know. || 12:56:46a°» <+Segumisama> yeah. DimeCadmium
#982 23:06:07 | +UIC|JFR: ?? licks UIC|JFR's cock || 23:06:17 | +goodbye: Yes. yes I would. Segumisama
#983 23:58:27 | +TaquitoLover: brb watching porn Segumisama
#984 09:50:12 | EKLYPSE: wtf russia is in asia? Segumisama
#985 17:46:30 | Weenieman: Kerpail is my girlfriend Segumisama
#986 18:45:55 | @MunkN: si, roses are red, violets are twisted. please bend over, you're about to get fisted<3 si
#987 20:18:53 | +Poontine: i've jerked off with lemons || 20:19:03 | +Poontine: i probably shouldn't have said that Segumisama
#988 <OffTopic> say, you're full of organs aren't you? and you wouldn't notice if you were missing a few? DimeCadmium
#989 18:26:31 | @X-LP: i'd be more frustrated than a legless ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill Segumisama
#990 19:53:38 | +Shinu-Phone2: Dime did you get my msg || 19:54:37 | +ElJefe: You accidentally sent it to me and I have to say that's absolutely disgusting. I didn't even know you could get warts there. Segumisama
#991 22:21:54 | Segumisama: grrr || 22:21:59 | SeePastHim: growl more || 22:22:00 | SeePastHim: i'm masturbating Segumisama
#992 22:42:27 | Simford: somebody tried to correct somebody who said "luckless" by saying "lukless" Segumisama
#993 17:27:38 | +SeePastIt: i am going to go masturbate on neopets || 17:27:39 | +SeePastIt: bye~ Segumisama
#994 17:49:53 | @svs: my penis will win all over your face TaquitoLover || 17:50:05 | TaquitoLover: Win as in ejaculate? If so, then go ahead. <3 || 17:50:47 | Simford: yummy || 17:52:03 | Metawe: graphic Segumisama
#995 18:07:22 | Weenieman: I should get Misacorp to op me || 18:07:28 | Weenieman: All I need to do is seduce him a lil || 18:07:31 | Weenieman: Show him some skin || 18:07:46 | Weenieman: He'll give me op if I show him my chest Segumisama
#996 18:17:40 | @X-LP: the hell || 18:17:45 | @X-LP: if i had 4 kids i'd kill them Segumisama
#997 18:26:46 | Weenieman: Kerpail wishes that his tongue is wrapped around your tongue Segumisama
#998 18:26:51 | slowpoke: if you go on myspace and search gay faggot emo | there arent any results | but i beg to differ || 18:27:01 | Weenieman: So do I || 18:27:07 | FemaleLBV: I second that statement. Segumisama
#999 18:45:15 | EKLYPSE: Segumisama: u know thissen is blitzjager right || 18:45:29 | Weenieman: Thiessen is Blitzjager? | WTF ||18:45:34 | EKLYPSE: um | yes || 18:45:43 | Weenieman: Why hasn't anyone told me this | I remember when I was starting out on Basil | A frail little boy | Naked in a snowstorm | Then I saw all these famous people | and I was like | Cool I wanna be just like them | Fast foward to present day Segumisama
#1000 <@Segumisama> i am a ddos bot qoreQ
#1001 20:23:14 | @Simford: oh segggiee <33 Segumisama
#1002 20:34:32 | +ElJefe: WHAT IS WITH HENTAI ARTISTS AND TENTACLE DICKS!? Segumisama
#1003 20:34:46 | @Shinu: i love yaoi Segumisama
#1004 20:43:14 | @Shinu rapes DimeCadmium || 20:43:22 | @DimeCadmium shoots Shinu Segumisama
#1005 21:19:35 | Metawe: I want to abuse Simford || 21:20:01 | Simford: i want to be abused by metawe || 21:20:02 | Metawe: (awkward silence) || 21:20:09 | Simford: (awkwarder silence) Segumisama
#1006 21:38:29 | Metawe: Krispy is hella sexy, I'll do him... maybe even with sano Segumisama
#1007 23:41:20 | @Shinu: !uptime || 23:41:20 •› Quit: PerlBot3 (~PerlBot@199.247.238.29) (Quit: Leaving) Segumisama
#1008 23:41:35 | @UnknownSoldier: I'm not allowed to say how hot Shinu is? Segumisama
#1009 23:46:52 | @Shinu: !ebay chastity belt -photo -print -dvd -Leather -poster -1971 -postcard || 23:47:00 | +PerlBot8: Title: Birdlocked Male Chastity Denial Cage Bondage Belt Lock Desc: Item #260395555606; 8 bids; current bid $117.50 URL: http://tinyurl.com/dafz65 || 23:47:11 | @qoreQ: cage | what | no || 23:47:18 | @qoreQ: no caging this beast Segumisama
#1010 23:58:57 | @noob: <@Munk> you're all a bounch of assramming uncle fuckers || 23:58:58 | @noob: damn right Segumisama
#1011 (07:51:18am) * Quits: G-Lined (uic@dont.packet.my.56kbps.net) (G-lined) Segumisama
#1012 15:59:06 | @Shinu: I wish i could 69 DimeCadmium. Segumisama
#1013 <@Simford> FUCK DONT FUCKING HIGHLIGHT ME YOU FUCKING DRY CUNT noob
#1014 16:04:19 | @Simford: Sorry, I'm just so gay for Shinu I can't help it! :( Segumisama
#1015 16:11:19 | +Shinu: HI NOOB || 16:11:25 | +Shinu: WNT TO ANAL? || 16:11:29 | +Shinu: PM ME Segumisama
#1016 (06:10:34pm) <@Segumisama> Simford: dude. you're like, tiny Shinu
#1017 18:11:58 | @Shinu: Simford: send me nudes of YOU cyanide
#1018 <qoreQ> i'm uh <qoreQ> like doing 30 things <DimeCadmium> like fapping? <qoreQ> no that's later on the agenda DimeCadmium
#1019 21:24:06 | @Segumisama: genny | cum back :( || 21:24:15 | @genesis cums on to Segumisama | oops 21:24:23 | @Segumisama wipes it off on qore || 21:24:35 | @genesis: i'm sure he appreciates that || 21:24:49 | @Segumisama: it's so he can tell his friends he got some action :P || 21:24:50 | @Segumisama RUNS || 21:24:51 | @qoreQ: you sick fucks sarin
#1020 22:02:30 | Metawe: I like touching small boys. Segumisama
#1021 <Kirby>: like, triangles are triangles because they're triangles Segumisama
#1022 22:58:57 | @Shinu: I wIlL dDoS yOu SeG !!!!! || 22:59:13 * Disconnected Segumisama
#1023 <@Munk> why the fuck am i being quoted for everything i say | <@X-LP> stop whining you big baby | <@Munk> shut it | <@X-LP> no you shut it i will shoot you | <@X-LP> pew pew Mattimeo
#1024 <+Weeniemein> i dont fap Simford
#1025 <Shinu> you can always make a fist :) DimeCadmium
#1026 20:58:11 | @Shinu: 80inches? || 20:58:12 | @Shinu: ouch Segumisama
#1027 20:18:52 | ElJefe: Saying masturbate more to me is like saying be dead more to a corpse Segumisama
#1028 20:23:44 | Weenieman: Another kid hung himself because he was called gay. || 20:24:05 | ali4z: Natural selection at work. Segumisama
#1029 09:00:01 | @PedoBear: ••• Munk: you are 100% Gay - (10 seconds till next question) ••• Segumisama
#1030 21:40:11 | @shade: You are so ______ in the ______ and you c_m on my __________ || 21:40:33 | DimeCadmium: you are so crazy in the interwebz and you com on my domain? Segumisama
#1031 15:20:42 | Segumisama: get out of the closet, simmy ||| 15:21:57 | Simford: IM NOT COMIN OUT Segumisama
#1032 05:28:05 | +`Amir|Syntax: sun sucks || 05:29:28 | +sarin: but it's pretty when you get to see it rise :D || 05:31:22 | +`Amir|Syntax: sarin , u believe in gay statements? Segumisama
#1033 08:47:11 | +Davuzz: sW|wasteful cause i dont feel like being in private right now || 08:47:15 | @Imogene: Not without lubricant. || 08:47:19 | +Davuzz: exactly Imogene Segumisama
#1034 12:42:00 | ElJefe: Finland is a state in Sweden so stfu || 12:42:05 | ElJefe: I know my geometry Segumisama
#1035 * @Davuzz (Dav@vuzz.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (HELLO))) noob
#1036 * @Segumisama (seg@spirit.apotheosis.dk) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Please stop hassling staff with kill begging. Thank you very much for your consideration.))) Munk
#1037 (09:10:05pm) <@PedoBear> ••• Global ANAGRAM Record: Fastest user: #DimeCadmium (DimeCadmium) with 0.625 secs. Longest streak: #Simford (Simford) with +166 ••• Segumisama
#1038 21:11:18 | @qoreQ: texas is just tennessee with more mexicans Segumisama
#1039 21:20:57 | @Shinu: Shinu owns you || 21:21:15 * Disconnected si
#1040 (09:27:09pm) * Shinu was kicked by *.quakenet.org (hello) Segumisama
#1041 <@Kirby> join #0,0 || * Datbot (GoldenT@GoLdEnToWeReX.users.quakenet.org) has left #Basilmarket (Left all channels) noob
#1042 18:37:49 | Walnutmang: i think having 2 dicks is the most awesome thing ever Segumisama
#1043 <&NIGathan> Password must be between 8 and 30 characters long, must contain letters in mixed case and must contain numbers. | <&NIGathan> FFS | <&NIGathan> I HATE SITES LIKE THAT | <&NIGathan> I DONT WANT NUMBERS AND LETTERS IN MY PASS OR ILL FORGET THE PASS YOU FAGGOT | <&NIGathan> PICK ONE OR THE OTHER FFS | <&NIGathan> I can even handle a symbol noob
#1044 19:14:34 | MALElilbabyviet: SEGUMISAMA IS SEXY || 19:14:57 | Metawe: DimeCadmium IS SEXY TOO || 19:15:03 | Metawe: ID TAP HIM || 19:15:33 | Metawe: ID DO HIM WHILE HES SLEEPING Segumisama
#1045 20:03:29 | ElJefe stabs Metawe until he bleeds semen. Segumisama
#1046 <@Firstmate> why? canadians are a bunch of pussies noob
#1047 (04:06:17pm) * @Shinu fucks DimeCadmium || (04:06:17pm) <@DimeCadmium> :D noob
#1048 23:29 <@ElJefe> Holy shit. Watching this chick queef seriously almost made me throw up. It wasn't a little poot, they were full fledged farts out the vagina qoreQ
#1049 <pokegeek_> Simford: check aeries please || <Simford> Aries: A certain subject will be on your mind all day. That is, until you do something about it. || <pokegeek_> that describes every day of my life || <pokegeek_> and that subject is masturbating || <pokegeek_> brb, doing something about it || <Simford> nice Simford
#1050 07:12:24 | @X-LP: i have to protect my goatporn Segumisama
#1051 07:14:24 | @Davuzz: rhinoporn! <3 Segumisama
#1052 [09:41] <+Imogene> great, now how am i going to kickban people who i hate (e.g. Davuzz)? seg|school
#1053 16:00:34 | pokegeek: chatzilla is what the pros use Segumisama
#1054 19:13:16 | @Simford: seg nudes? || 19:13:20 | @Simford: eww || 19:13:23 | @Simford vomits Segumisama
#1055 20:51:23 | Imogene: I wonder what happens when I put that in here.. || 20:51:25 | Imogene: Oooooooh! Segumisama
#1056 10:17:04 | purerange899: I'm straight but I wouldn't mind Misacorp in my bed *wink wink nudge nudge* Segumisama
#1057 <@omaasensei> you raped my teddy bear | <@Segumisama> that teddy deserved it damnit. omaasensei
#1058 <@Spir^> but nakid cam after :P? | <@Segumisama> okies omaasensei
#1059 14:19:57 | @Segumisama pets genny. || 14:20:53 | @genesis orgasms Segumisama
#1060 12:52:18 | @genesis: 13:41 #Segumisama: * seggie gets on my knees and opens my mouth liek xgenesis told me to || 12:52:21 | @genesis: woah woah || 12:52:22 | @genesis: where was i || 12:53:03 | @Segumisama: genesis: i dunno :P || 12:53:09 | @genesis: :( || 12:53:21 | @genesis: i missed out on the hot IRC sex || 12:53:22 | @genesis: darn Segumisama
#1061 14:35:29 | @genesis: Segumisama: my cum tastes good Segumisama
#1062 07:39:13p°» * Spir^ wants dime too ;) Segumisama
#1063 05/02-11:11:36p // <ElJefe> I'VE HIT MY NECK [with cum] BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT" DimeCadmium
#1064 10:21:24 | Imogene: I have an enormous battery operated vibrator. || 10:23:08 | @Segumisama steals Imogene's vibrator. || 10:23:17 | Imogene smacks Segumisama || 10:23:21 | @Segumisama: DDD:!! || 10:23:25 | @Segumisama gives it back Segumisama
#1065 11:00:14 | @MilkEH: let's be nice || 11:00:16 | @MilkEH: and molest the new guy Segumisama
#1066 13:23:34 | Imogene: This one time, at band camp, I put some idlers.. Segumisama
#1067 13:50:12 •›› Part: SeePastHer (~Succotash@ip68-98-180-236.dc.dc.cox.net) (Segumisama fists hard. ]:) Segumisama
#1068 13:58:30 | pokegeek: i never got to walk in on my parents having sex || 13:58:36 | pokegeek: either that, or i was a REALLY oblivious child || 13:58:43 | pokegeek: both are likely possibilities Segumisama
#1069 <@Lucius> @fortune || <&Sick0> [Lucius Here Is Your Random Fortune:] You will get skin cancer. || <@Lucius> ¬_¬ | <@Lucius> ¯\(¤_¤)/¯ What The Fuck ¯\(©_©)/¯ | <@Lucius> ¯\(©_¤)/¯??? ¯\(°_©)/¯??? ¯\(°_o)/¯??? ¯\(¤_©)/¯?? noob
#1070 14:18:56 | @ElJefe: No I will not show you my penis Dime. Stop private messaging me about it. Segumisama
#1071 07:54:40 •›› Join: Desolate (~desolate@quakenet.org) || 07:55:14 •›› Kick: *.quakenet.org › Desolate (Net Rider) Segumisama
#1072 15:12:32 •›› Quit: qoreQ (~greg@kekeke.org) (Ping timeout) Segumisama
#1073 [00:16:30] * qoreQ (~greg@68.142.141.230) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Protected nick.))) Segumisama
#1074 16:16:48 | @Segumisama steals dusti's cookies. Mwahaha! || 16:17:04 | @dusti: I didn't have cookies anyways || 16:17:18 | @Segumisama whips dusti with a mouse cord || 16:17:24 | @dusti: too short || 16:17:28 | @Segumisama smacks dusti with a red Swingline stapler || 16:17:32 | @dusti: o_O || 16:17:32 | @Segumisama: evade THAT one Segumisama
#1075 21:52:19 | Metawe: has anybody else in here fapped to the powerpuff girls? Segumisama
#1076 16:20:54 | @genesis: gay > * || 16:21:09 | @Segumisama: genesis.... so you're gay? || 16:21:20 | @genesis: only on thursdays Segumisama
#1077 [16:34:22] <@Misacorp> My rhymes and records they don't get played 'cos my records and rhymes they don't get made and if you rap like me you don't get paid and if you roll like me you don't get laid || [16:35:13] <@Misacorp> My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies on #basilmarket pregnant Segumisama
#1078 17:01:21 | @genesis: ignore my penis entering your rectum || 17:01:22 | @genesis: oops || 17:01:26 | @genesis: i missed Segumisama
#1079 19:08:34 •›› Part: SeePastHer (~Succotash@ip68-98-180-236.dc.dc.cox.net) (Segumisama makes my nipples hard.) Segumisama
#1080 18:50:50 | @qoreQ: /wrists Segumisama
#1081 (05:23:00pm) <@Segumisama> OMFG I HAVE TO GO EXTRACT FECAL MATTER OUT OF MY ANUS, BEE ARR BEE. Shinu
#1082 (05:41:48pm) * @Shinu feels DimeCadmium || (05:42:01pm) <@DimeCadmium> ;p Shinu
#1083 18:29:46 | Metawe: cats turn me on Segumisama
#1084 18:29:24 | @weeniekid: twincest is hot || 18:29:27 | @weeniekid: turns me on Segumisama
#1085 (07:11:19) * Segumisama was kicked by Segumisama (stop spamming damnit (756)) Shinu
#1086 19:42:19 | Shinu: OffTopic: would you fuck Segumisama? || 19:42:25 | OffTopic: Love to. || 19:42:27 | OffTopic: i have had enough of your smelly mouth filled with corn Segumisama
#1087 19:55:56 | @ElJefe gets sexually excited by yawning Segumisama
#1088 20:19:33 | +Shinu: OffTopic: are you horny? || 20:19:38 | +OffTopic: yes and i wont stop till my groin bounces off! Segumisama
#1089 21:31:36 | @qoreQ: that's not emo || 21:31:39 | @qoreQ: that's hella BDSM Segumisama
#1090 05/06-06:03:05p // <@Shinu> you do waht with your cum now? DimeCadmium
#1091 (04:04:43pm) <@Shinu> cum. || (04:04:46pm) <@Shinu> salty goodness. || (04:04:47pm) <@DimeCadmium> truths || (04:04:48pm) <@DimeCadmium> =D Shinu
#1092 "~/rand/random.pl" 1123L, 44100C DimeCadmium
#1093 05/06-07:31:12p // <@Shinu> i like my ass hole small tbh DimeCadmium
#1094 18:07:37 | @stalks: i sneezed when i came. Segumisama
#1095 17:42:39 | @Segumisama rips stalks's clothing off and shoves him in front of a live camera || 17:42:48 | Shinu: hot. || 17:43:02 | @stalks: im not wearing anything tho Segumisama
#1096 17:43:31 | @Segumisama shoves shinu's clothing off, shoves his penis into stalkers ass and shoves them in front of a live camera that is shoing to redtube || 17:43:32 | @Segumisama: HAPPY?! || 17:43:58 | @stalks: mm || 17:43:59 | Shinu: I’m happy with that. || 17:44:03 | @stalks: yea thats ok Segumisama
#1097 17:48:06 | @SeePastHer: I just had a dirty random thought about lesbian sex. Segumisama
#1098 17:48:23 | @Segumisama: i love him more than watching stalks and soczol getting it on with theavatar filming! || 17:48:33 | @stalks: shhh || 17:48:36 | @stalks: noone is suppose to know Segumisama
#1099 17:52:09 | Shinu: but im horny! || 17:52:15 | @stalks: me too Shinu || 17:52:19 | @stalks: lets take this to pm Segumisama
#1100 17:55:08 | @Segumisama: dead guys don't say no, shinu. || 17:55:13 | Shinu: yup. || 17:55:20 | @stalks: they also give you worms || 17:55:24 | @stalks: i should know Segumisama
#1101 17:57:35 | OffTopic downloads some porn for shinu || 17:57:45 | @stalks: what type of porn? Segumisama
#1102 17:57:35 | OffTopic downloads some porn for shinu || 17:57:45 | @stalks: what type of porn? || 17:57:54 | @Segumisama: horseporn || 17:57:55 | Shinu: gay anime tentacle || 17:58:00 | Shinu: and that || 17:58:01 | @Segumisama: or that. Segumisama
#1103 18:02:20 | |Shinu|: stalks: I will yank off tonight || 18:02:26 | @stalks: |Shinu| so will i || 18:02:40 | @stalks: all over the monitor || Segumisama
#1104 18:02:31 | |Shinu|: Segumisama || 18:02:34 | |Shinu|: i was in bed with you || 18:02:43 | |Shinu|: and i masturbated while i was talking to u on irc || 18:02:57 | @stalks: im doing it right now |Shinu| || 18:03:01 | |Shinu|: hot. Segumisama
#1105 18:09:06 | @Segumisama: You wish my face sucked. || 18:09:19 | @stalks: are you a girl? || 18:09:26 | @Segumisama: Yeah. || 18:09:28 | @stalks: in that case, i do Segumisama
#1106 18:18:51 | @Mattimeo: I pissed in a bottle. Segumisama
#1107 18:36:36 | @Mattimeo: Dog porn > horse porn || 18:36:59 | @stalks: pig porn > * || 18:37:07 | @Mattimeo: Pig dicks are funny lol Segumisama
#1108 15:59:38 •›› Quit: sano (~secure@mrbasil.users.quakenet.org) (Ping timeout) || 15:59:54 | •›› sano is "uid0 (:" (~shaken@exodus.dreamhost.com) Segumisama
#1109 (05:37:46pm) <-sBNC> Error received for user Shinu: Closing Link: Shinu by servercentral.il.us.quakenet.org (Killed (*.quakenet.org (HELLO))) Shinu
#1110 Private message from eSm-mtnsty|E received. Message: Query blocked denided. <-- learn 2 spell in scripts! Shinu
#1111 14:02:46 | @Misacorp: Lanique is a man stalker
#1112 14:03:46 | @Misacorp: Little girls living by Pittsburgh road eating Roiskeläppä will be beheaded and fed to three headed russian crows. stalker
#1113 17:34:32 | ChemicalX_: So like, I just farted, and it was the apocalypse in my room. || 17:34:36 | ChemicalX_: I saw all the things dying || 17:34:42 | ChemicalX_: The little germs were shriveling || 17:34:49 | ChemicalX_: And my water just dried up Segumisama
#1114 18:20:53 •›› Part: SeePastHer (~Succotash@ip68-98-180-236.dc.dc.cox.net) (Pussy.. yum.) Segumisama
#1116 22:33:39 | Shinu makes love to qoreQ || 22:33:46 •›› Quit: Shinu (Shinu@Shinu.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (no))) || 22:34:13 •›› Quit: |shinu| (Shinu-@Shinu-.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: EOF from client) || 22:35:15 •›› Join: |Shinu| (~Shinu-@199.247.238.29) || 22:35:17 | |Shinu|: qoreQ | wtf | You crashed my server || 22:35:29 | @qoreQ: hahahahahahahahahahahaha Segumisama
#1117 <DimeCadmium> she had a nice ass, boobs, body, and most importanly fat Azureskies
#1118 [Tue,May12]×[08:15:03p] (@DimeCadmium) (tho i couldnt see most of it, as she wasnt slutty like Segumisama >:D) | [Tue,May12]×[08:15:15p] (@DimeCadmium) i wish. DimeCadmium
#1119 19:28:51 | SeePastHer: Lol. I just farted out of my vagina again. Segumisama
#1120 20:30:00 | @qoreQ: shit i'm always +kX Segumisama
#1121 22:32:06 •›› Quit: purerange899 (~wearemage@purerange899.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Segumisama told you so.))) || 22:32:25 | purerange899: wtf seg who did you tell to kline me Segumisama
#1122 (11:01:26pm) <@Segumisama> im bi-saxual Shinu
#1123 23:27:51 | @Segumisama: qoreQ what do you live for? || 23:27:58 | @qoreQ: boobies? || 23:28:01 | @qoreQ: i dunno Segumisama
#1124 23:49:44 | @ChemicalX: isnt gline a kind of underwear || 23:49:45 | @ChemicalX: wait wtf i think i got that wrong Segumisama
#1125 20:23:37 | MALElilbabyviet: OMG FIGHTING OVER ME? || 20:23:42 | @X-LP: nono || 20:23:44 | @X-LP: she can have you segumisama
#1126 (07:45:39am) <Imogene> very flickable considering its length and bulk Shinu
#1127 12:25:43 | @sano: Look one way or another you're leaving here covered in semen. Might as well have some fun. segz
#1128 14:24:27 | @MunkN: !google porn || 14:24:28 | @|Flame|: No results found for "porn" (in web). || 14:24:30 | @MunkN: WHAT || 14:24:32 | @MunkN: I HATE MY LIFE segz
#1129 14:29:13 | @TheAvatar: I just have highlight on TheAvatar and semen || 14:29:18 | @TheAvatar: pretty sure they just showed up in the same sentence segz
#1130 17:36:16 | +Weenieman: He uses cream cheese as the lubricant segz
#1131 17:46:25 | SeePastHer: Because I ate a booger and it was actually his booger || 17:46:32 | nerdbomer: SeePastHer: im aroused, go on segz
#1132 18:48:32 | TaquitoLover: I got banned until TOMORROW for saying that Seggie's a bisexual dominatrix stalker. || 18:48:41 | pokegeek: but that's a fact segz
#1133 18:59:48 | TaquitoLover: It would be a bit much if I cut a slit in her cheek to try get deep throat without going through her mouth or vagina. segz
#1134 19:05:49 •›› Part: SeePastHer (~Succotash@ip68-98-180-236.dc.dc.cox.net) (OMG. SEGUMISAMA'S STRAP-ON IS BANGING MY ASS.) segz
#1135 -07:20:40- <NB-Buffer1> Request Failed: yoyo` requested Quintosh for #yoyo, but Quintosh is not requestable: There is no bot called Quintosh. segz
#1136 (06:28:34pm) * @ElJefe pets Carol. || (06:28:45pm) <@ElJefe> I'ma go masturbate now. Shinu
#1137 <OffTopic> i have a battery operated tree o/ Shinu
#1138 19:19:53 | @ElJefe: THERE ONCE WAS DAVUZZ WITH A 8 INCH WEENIE SHOVED IN THE MOUTH OF A WHORE (NOT YOU SEG!). SHE SAW SHE WAS BEING RAPED, BIT LIKE A SNAKE. DAVUZZ HAS A WEENIE NO MOOOOORE! segz
#1139 19:39:55 | @DimeCadmium: segz || 19:40:10 | @ElJefe: Is being fondled by me at the moment. segz
#1140 19:39:55 | @DimeCadmium: segz || 19:40:10 | @ElJefe: Is being fondled by me at the moment. || 19:40:12 | @ElJefe: Leave us alone segz
#1141 21:16:15 | TaquitoLover: Bah, I got banned from #Germany again. || 21:16:24 | TaquitoLover: Apparently spamming sieg hiel hitler isn't too great with them. :O segz
#1142 13:52:04 | @triviabot: Hint: 1872 segz
#1143 17:33:23 | @ElJefe: I don't want to keep you from fulfilling your dreams. I just want to fuck your brains out. segz
#1144 19:09:28 | @mrbasil: i am a BISEXUAL dominatrix stalker. || 19:09:32 | @sano: ...what || 19:09:39 | @stalker: i remember saying that || 19:09:41 | @sano: good job teaching it BDSM seg stalker
#1145 20:55:48 | @qoreQ: and yeah i don't care badquestion it all you want segz
#1146 21:14:14 | @triviabot: Correct qoreQ, the answer was 1981. Your channel score is now 52, network score is 84. || 21:14:20 | @qoreQ: year i was born || 21:14:26 | @DimeCadmium: you oldass nigga | :D 21:14:38 •›› Quit: DimeCadmium (Yoda@DimeCadmium.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (mirc sucks))) segz
#1147 23:32:07 | +Salt: and you're saying Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't sound good though segz? || 23:32:26 | +segz: I'm a girl, so lesbians don't turn me on sadly :( || 23:32:36 | +Salt: ah || 23:32:47 | +Salt: yeah, can see an issue there then segz
#1148 05/17-12:49:28p // <@omaasensei> segz loves bongage yes? | 05/17-12:49:34p // <@segz> maybe. DimeCadmium
#1149 -21:03:29- <@segz> lol DimeCadmium you love bananas segz
#1150 05/17-01:16:13p // <@segz> (Currently browsing) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automated_erotic_stimulation_device (Automated erotic stimulation device - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) DimeCadmium
#1151 05/17-03:02:44p // <@SeePastHer> My tongue could only reach my left nipple, but I can't suck on it. DimeCadmium
#1152 -23:51:55- <@MunkN> I use my cum as moisturizer StealthyLoner
#1153 !quote add 18:42:18 | @X-LP: they threw my pokemon cards all over my desk || 18:43:06 | @X-LP: i have like 4 charmanders next to me :< segz
#1154 19:28:38 | @X-LP: waiting for my dad to get home t osee if he has eaten a car yet segz
#1155 -09:58:42- <pokegeek> bacon is delicious. if bacon was a woman, i'd marry it || -09:59:03- <pokegeek> then i'd eat it for breakfast, then i'd cheat on it with some french toast || -09:59:35- <pokegeek> french toast would invite some eggs and we'd have the best 3-way ever StealthyLoner
#1156 (02:48:28am) <Imogene> I made a poopy. Shinu
#1157 07:38:50 | @sano: japan closes 4432 schools because of 200 cases of swine flu || 07:39:00 | @sano: the US is hitting 6000 and everything is open || 07:39:14 | Biji: because || 07:39:20 | Biji: US can't afford to get any dumber || segz
#1158 (02:06) Quintosh [chat]: bah grammar and grannys, you fuck around with both but you still dont learn how to do it properly segz
#1159 16:20:24 | @Quintosh: mature is almost as good as under-aged || 16:20:32 | @Quintosh: it's a bit so-so segz
#1160 <+Shinu> my god || <+Shinu> i was sitting there || <+Shinu> and i just started feeling myself || <+Shinu> :| Simford
#1161 17:37:09 | @BlazinDavyn: I'd get it BDSM-69 segz
#1162 18:08:58 | @SeePastHer: I want to have a wet dream someday || 18:09:07 | @SeePastHer: where me and segz are like at a playground || 18:09:11 | @SeePastHer: and at some point || 18:09:14 | @SeePastHer: we get naked segz
#1163 21:12:39 | Simford: we want you in our cult || 21:15:43 | @sano rams into Simford's cunt full force || 21:16:38 | Pinoy videotapes from afar segz
#1164 <ChemicalX> sano i love you Simford
#1165 21:57:56 | joe`: is quakenet down segz
#1166 (10:33:08pm) <stuuf> require Life unless $IRC; Shinu
#1167 (07:52:30am) <+OffTopic> Life is goooood! || (07:52:34am) <+OffTopic> This is fun! || (07:52:38am) <+OffTopic> My anus is bleeding. || (07:52:42am) <+OffTopic> MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Shinu
#1168 (02:58:55) <@StealthyLoner> and dude its hard when you have as long and thick as mine Davuzz
#1169 -17:28:16- <@segz> because they stay up longer StealthyLoner
#1170 [16:28:39] <@Imogene> if you don't relax your face muscles, you're going to invert your skull! Davuzz
#1171 16:06:44 •›› Joined: #Basilmarket || 16:06:44 •›› Topic: CURRENT LIST OF HOT GIRLS: sano, Weenieman, pokegeek || 16:06:44 •›› Topic set by: Misacorp!misajoki@myntti.helsinki.fi on Wednesday, May 20th 2009, 16:35:02 segz
#1172 07:08:44 | despradoo: salt means Senior Awesome Leadership Team|| 07:09:26 | @Urokhtor: salt means NaCl || 07:09:51 | +Salt: salt means stfu or get a gline :p segz
#1173 <@sano> jenny || <Simford> loves sano || <ChemicalX> Yes? Simford
#1174 <ElJefe> My penis bends to the right Simford
#1175 <ElJefe> it's bent because I masturbate so much Simford
#1176 (10:12:56pm) <+ElJefe> I'm glad you're so interested in my cock || (10:13:00pm) <+Imogene> I feel like I'm about to vomit everywhere. Shinu
#1177 (10:14:58pm) <+Imogene> stalker needs to master the fact that 'teasing' != 'shoving it all in your mouth in one go' Shinu
#1178 [13:17:07] <@Imogene> Mmm. | [13:17:14] * @Davuzz shows Imogene some sweet sweet love | [13:17:17] * @Imogene replaces the sweet sweet love with a cheap shining grey plastic copy | [13:17:19] <@Imogene> bwahahaha Davuzz
#1179 <Milk> i hate weeaboo's ):< Simford
#1180 (05:26:36pm) <@segz> :D || (05:26:42pm) <@segz> man im all hot and sweaty Shinu
#1181 21:42:05 | @sano: oh wait you remember when frodo was dry humping bilbo up the ass in a classroom at gryffendorf then harry potter walked in and started tossing frodo's salad HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE segz
#1182 <some-girl-in-my-math-class> Mr.Janke, this calculator has run out of batteries! || <Mr.Janke> How...? it's solar powered... segz
#1183 17:33:17 | @FaceBook: :::: (Anagram-Game) stalker : HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! - she's WICKED SICK!!!!!! (+60) :::: stalker
#1184 (06:14:03pm) <@|Flame|> Quote #1136: (06:28:34pm) * @ElJefe pets Carol. || (06:28:45pm) <@ElJefe> I'ma go masturbate now. || (06:14:06pm) <+OffTopic> Oh shut up! you don't even have fingers incest
#1185 19:53:34 •›› Quit: kirby0 (~kirby@166.193.177.101) (Signed off) || 19:53:40 | @sano: okay the bitch is gone || 19:53:44 | @sano: break out the clowns/hookers/cocaine stalker
#1186 [11:17] <@StealthyLoner> .su = soviet union || [11:18] <@Davuzz> .uk united kingdom :P || [11:18] <@StealthyLoner> .com = commercial || [11:18] <@DevilNith> .moo = fish || [11:18] <@Davuzz> .seg = kinky || [11:18] <@Davuzz> eh whoops || [11:18] <@StealthyLoner> mm true || seg|school
#1187 16:47:30 | @Shinu: SeePastHer: ROUSOKU GA TOMOSARETERU !!!!! || 16:47:39 | @SeePastHer: Sorry, I don't speak weeaboo. stalker
#1188 (05:00:31pm) <Tomoe> 'I like watching children play', how would you translate that Shinu
#1189 (05:14:56pm) <+OffTopic> go away || (05:17:38pm) * Quits: @UncleRalph (~Not_A_Ped@UncleRalph.users.quakenet.org) Shinu
#1190 (09:50:46am) <+OffTopic> I'd be in a lot of "trouble" if I was allergic to semen Shinu
#1191 (12:01:55pm) <@Shinu> OffTopic rape Urokhtor with a 1200in dildo || (12:02:00pm) <+OffTopic> heads i will, tails i won't || (12:02:02pm) <+OffTopic> *flip* || (12:02:04pm) <+OffTopic> Heads! oh yeah! oh yeah! || (12:02:05pm) <+OffTopic> I mean, alrighty then. Shinu
#1192 <Valtiel> hi guys :). suppose if you got a bush and somebody breaks their leg on your lawn, could they sue you for that? || <Simford> is this some sexual remark Simford
#1193 18:12:39 | Metawe: Hello. I am interested in various things, which include: Finding out your real life info(s), prank calling you every day, stealing your IRC nickname(s), and finding flaws in your website (i.e. loading popups, etc). || 18:12:56 | Metawe: that describes sano | except it needs | "being white and pedoing people" segz
#1194 07:11:25 | @PedoBear: ••• POKER - stalker: your hand: Kc | 9h | 9c | 9d | 9s : is full of luck! You got a Four of a Kind !!!!! You've won 250'000$ !! (antispam 15s) ••• segz
#1195 13:50:02 | @Misacorp: I'm naked || 13:50:13 | SeePastHer: You're always naked, Misacorp || 13:50:17 | @Misacorp: So why ask? segz
#1196 (02:16:27pm) <@MunkN> i was just thinking of you || (02:16:34pm) <@Shinu> <3 Shinu
#1197 (06:25:35pm) <+OffTopic> er, not that far in, would be really painful at this time of night Shinu
#1198 (08:12:54pm) <+OffTopic> You're "watching" the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry tics fly out of my nipples! Shinu
#1199 15:56:51 | @StealthyLoner: I bet imma do MunkN soon segz
#1200 [Fri,Jun05]×[06:18:51p] (+SeePastHer) Well, I just pooped.. so.. || [Fri,Jun05]×[06:19:22p] (+OffTopic) Yeah baby yeah! DimeCadmium
#1201 [Fri,Jun05]×[06:22:18p] (+SeePastHer) I like bananas. || [Fri,Jun05]×[06:22:25p] (@DimeCadmium) me too DimeCadmium
#1202 00:33:18 | @qoreQ: Davuzz: yes i ahve a huge one segz
#1203 00:53:50 | @qoreQ: glining isn't as fun || 00:53:54 | @qoreQ: kill the shit out of them segz
#1204 [Sat,Jun06]×[03:54:33p] •ו @Shinu sticks it in DimeCadmium || [Sat,Jun06]×[03:54:42p] (+OffTopic) Woah cool, let me try that! DimeCadmium
#1205 * @sano tickles Simford's penis || <Simford> kekekeke Simford
#1206 (04:58:12pm) <@Shinu> i bet i can fit this 1l pepsi bottle.. || (04:58:17pm) <+OffTopic> not without lubricant Shinu
#1207 09:53:21 | @Urokhtor: finland is really the only proper sauna country || 09:53:27 | @Urokhtor: others are sauna pussies segz
#1208 13:20:53 | Aevian: !remove #the.kings the bot is highlighting me, and i don't like it. stalker
#1209 16:57:27 | Subz|: i need 2 get a chan unsuspended || 16:58:01 | +dusti begins to read minds || 16:58:04 | +dusti: #ESChat ? || 16:58:40 | Subz|: ye eschat || 16:58:48 | +dusti: I'm quite skilled already stalker
#1210 [21:28:22] <Metawe> I'll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. Forever. segz
#1211 06:40:33 | @Davuzz: +v & +o = safe || 06:40:33 •›› Kick: Imogene › Davuzz (flood) segz
#1212 18:18:43 | @X-LP: BlazinDavyn thats like throwing a toothpick into a hallway segz
#1213 18:14:04 •›› Topic: Simford › You will always remember the night you were FISTED TEN TIMES || 18:14:28 | @SeePastHer: Sadly, that got me horny. segz
#1214 18:16:10 | @segz: X-LP stop fisting people. :| || 18:16:21 | @SeePastHer: I didn't get fisted :( || 18:16:28 | @segz fists Carol <3 || 18:16:29 | @BlazinDavyn fists SeePastHer. || 18:16:34 | @BlazinDavyn: Double penetration? || 18:16:36 | @segz: GET YOUR FIRST OUT OF HERE | I FISTED HER FIRST! || 18:16:40 | @X-LP: tripple is better segz
#1215 18:16:42 | @SeePastHer: I like segz's hand better. || 18:16:53 | @BlazinDavyn: :O Just because it's smaller? || 18:16:58 | @SeePastHer: No | She's more rough || 18:17:08 | @SeePastHer: Your hand is fat. segz
#1216 18:32:38 | @X-LP: the fuck || 18:32:45 | @X-LP: you are one fucked up kid BlazinDavyn segz
#1217 18:34:32 | @Quintosh: and me, I'm only into dead girls :I segz
#1218 06:18:23 | @X-LP: 06:17:37 | @MunkN: now i'm off to try to get some lame girls msn and show her some skin @ cam <--- dont msg me again plz -.- segz
#1219 20:42:12 | JJoohhnn: back from the gym || 20:42:17 | JJoohhnn: think I pulled something || 20:42:46 | KewlEH: Jjoohhnn: did you pull off your penis again? || 20:43:09 | JJoohhnn: yeah, I pulled off my penis =\ || 20:46:34 | KewlEH: pokegeek: That's the price you pay for having an attachable penis for your vagina. segz
#1220 <@BlazinDavyn> DAS BECAUZE I WAS WITH ANOTHER MAN DimeCadmium
#1221 18:17:22 | @DimeCadmium: incest is hawt bish segz
#1222 <Nelon> clinteastwood: give it to me BlazinDavyn
#1223 22:27:34 | @OMGWTFBBQ: Poker started! The bet is: 5'000$ . segz's hand: 7h | 9s | 9h | 9c | 7c. Use .draw [#cards] (ie: .draw 245) segz
#1224 06:13:20 | +triviabot: Question 10 (quotations): Who said, "I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going"? segz
#1225 15:27:54 | @MunkN: "OMG MUNKEN ONLY HAS ONE TESTICLE TIME TO QUOTE IT" segz
#1226 15:40:07 | @SeePastHer: I SMELL CUM. || 15:41:02 | @Simford: did somebody cum in your chair || 15:41:16 | @Azureskies: carol, i did? segz
#1227 15:45:03 | @Azureskies: SAM WENT ALL PEDO AND FOUND MY CELL # AND NOW HES TEXTING ME. segz
#1228 17:02:39 | @X-LP: id take it in the butt segz
#1229 19:36:47 •›› Quit: Salt (salt@127.0.0.1) (Ping timeout) segz
#1230 19:56:48 | Alternate: sano voice pls || 19:56:56 | Alternate: ill let you rape me tonight segz
#1231 16:41:29 | Nelon: his mom was probably yelling at him or something || 16:41:34 | Nelon: that's why he left so abruptly || 16:41:50 | +nerdbomer: or he realized doomsday probably wasn't gonna give him a blowjob || 16:42:24 | +nerdbomer: either way, we just dont even tell doomsday this happened || 16:42:33 | +nerdbomer: because then he'll feel less successful segz
#1232 18:21:33 | Simford: bill nye the nazi spy segz
#1233 <@segz> I don't liek guys... Mattimeo
#1234 20:20:37 | @segz: come out of the closet, josh! || 20:20:42 | @Xenolithic: No! | .___. segz
#1235 <@xXSyKoXx> Pinquen segz
#1236 20:38:34 | @omarevans: hmm, grant fucking himself || 20:38:38 | @omarevans: I might pay to see that segz
#1237 20:38:34 | @omarevans: hmm, grant fucking himself || 20:38:38 | @omarevans: I might pay to see that | 20:39:12 | @omarevans: that would be fun to watch segz
#1238 21:53:48 | @qoreQ: i take bribes segz
#1239 <@Xenolithic> What's would be or is your favourite sex position? | <@segz> http://www.spaceandmotion.com/Images/sexology/tantra-sexual-positions.jpg <--- #4 on this chart. omarevans
#1240 <@segz> If you had to have sex with an animal, what animal would it be and why? | <@segz> A wolf. omarevans
#1241 <@omarevans> I'd buy a 4inch dildo to use to teach kids how to put on a condom in sex ed, without making them feel bad because the dildo is larger than their penis Xenolithic
#1242 20:00:16 | @omarevans: only segz is supposed to do that segz
#1243 21:38:39 | Mattimeo: I don't deny them, I'm just saying I'm not into that || 21:38:49 | Mattimeo: bestiality is segz
#1244 <pokegeek> eh.. i had no idea erections were bad. :\ Simford
#1245 18:45:39 <ixiion> is fishbot a bot ? || 18:46:23 <+Sorcerer> Is Coca Cola cola? segz
#1246 21:46:52 | +segz: I can't swallow that! X-LP
#1247 21:50:19 | @segz: X-LP: weird, i didn't think i chocked on small objects :o || 21:50:29 | @X-LP: yo usaid anything || 21:50:33 | @X-LP: doesnt have to be my dick! || 21:51:03 | @segz: you admit that your dick is small, then? :) || 21:51:17 | @X-LP: yes || 21:51:24 | @X-LP: its 2in || 21:51:26 | @X-LP: ERECT || 21:51:30 | @X-LP: FULL MAST segz
#1248 09:59:34 •›› Topic: FROM SANO: simford pm me when you're back please! It's important! || 09:59:34 •›› Topic set by: X-LP on Mon Jun 22 07:31:41 2009 Segumisama
#1249 13:38:40 | @MunkN: i love you soczol. || 13:38:49 | @MunkN puts soczol into the care-box too Segumisama
#1250 14:35:08 | LightinEnemy: Misacorp 's breakfast, yes! http://fukung.net/v/1643/leet1.jpg :D Segumisama
#1251 14:56:15 | @Quintosh: you can fuck me in the ass with a strapon if you like || 14:57:09 | @Quintosh: it happens sometimes || 14:57:20 | @Quintosh: nobody sits next to me in a crowded bus either Segumisama
#1252 15:07:31 | @Quintosh: michael jackson is dead, kids can be safe again || 15:08:15 | @sano: Impossible. Plastic takes forever to break down, and at this point he's primarily made of plastic. Segumisama
#1253 15:42:17 | @DimeCadmium: i would so stalk seg by camping in front of her *insert location here* Segumisama
#1254 15:47 -!- MichaelJackson [cho@vt.edu] has quit [Killed (synapze (ITS HARD TO MOLEST LITTLE BOYS WHILE U'RE IN A COMA ISNT IT?!))] Segumisama
#1255 17:15:49 | •›› A is "Control bot for QuakeNet's armed forces in Germany" (armed@forces) Segumisama
#1256 20:41:07 | @Segumisama: DO YOU DELIGHT IN GIVING CHILDREN NIGHTMARES?! || 20:41:17 | @dusti: perhaps || 20:41:45 | @Segumisama: you're a sick twisted man || 20:41:50 | @dusti: ty Segumisama
#1257 <+dot100|phil> it doesnt auto voice me Blady | <@dot100|phil> can you fix? || <@Blady> well | <@Blady> -chanlev dot100|phil +gb | <@Blady> oops :D segumisama
#1258 <@triviabot> Question 6: Why are we playing trivia? || <@noob> because we are bored || <@triviabot> Correct noob, the answer was because we are bored. Your channel score is now 22, network score is 75. segumisama
#1259 14:59:20 | @Quintosh: I'm personally going to kill the next person who links anything related to jackson || 14:59:39 | +kewleh: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1246048659827.jpg segumisama
#1260 15:07:46 | @X-LP: im just retarded :P segumisama
#1261 18:55:39 | @BlazinDavyn: my roommates walked in with a 9 yaer old little girl segumisama
#1262 <@triviabot> Hint: butt BlazinDavyn
#1263 ( Sat@04:47:55p ) (@triviabot) Question 7: Nosocomephobia is the fear of? | ( Sat@04:48:05p ) (@triviabot) Hint: hos****** | ( Sat@04:48:09p ) (@DimeCadmium) hosiery | ( Sat@04:48:09p ) (+BlazinDavyn) hosiery <-- SAME SECOND! DimeCadmium
#1264 06:44:22 | @X-LP gets off || 06:44:42 | @X-LP: « Soulja Boy - Crank That Soulja Boy »« 256kbps » || 06:44:53 | @X-LP: getting off to soulja boy lmao segz
#1265 16:07:34 | +KewlEH: segz: It's okay, I like chubby girls. || 16:07:41 | +KewlEH: Why do you think I fuck lightinenemy? segz
#1266 ( Wed@03:00:23p ) (@segz) SeePastHer may i chew on your clit? | ( Wed@03:00:29p ) (@SeePastHer) Go on ahead. DimeCadmium
#1267 ( Wed@03:02:23p ) (@segz) girl on girl guy on guy | ( Wed@03:02:32p ) •• @DimeCadmium joins the 2 together | ( Wed@03:02:34p ) •• @DimeCadmium jumps in DimeCadmium
#1268 13:07:25 | @DevilNith: I masturbated in almost all Asia. :P || 13:07:31 | @DevilNith: Now to conquer EUROPE! segz
#1269 13:24:59 | @Quintosh: roleplaying is no fun unless you RP a bearded midget and a horse segz
#1270 13:35:03 | @Quintosh: |Flame| knows how to translate, oh yes he does segz
#1271 06:22:46 | LightinEnemy: pokegeek: would you rather fap while looking porn, or looking at 40stat earrings? :D || 06:23:02 | pokegeek: depends. are the earrings mine or someone else's || 06:23:14 | pokegeek: if they're mine i would already be changing my pants :| segz
#1272 06:29:36 | @snaos: PLEASE STOP! LITTLE BOYS SHOULD NOT LICK THEIR MOTHER'S PUSSY (MOAN!*) || 06:30:26 | @snaos: NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT FEELS YOU SHOULD NOT FUCK MOMMY || 06:30:51 | @X-LP: hey i saw that movie segz
#1273 [22:12:06] <^PLSKTHXGGBI^> (^Area-51^) Suspending channel #xxx: Other bots (^Area-51^) are not allowed.. Suspended by: shitbreak, suspend expires on: 2009-07-09 21:12 segz
#1274 12:58:26 | @segz: Touch me you die. || 12:58:30 | +KewlEH touches segz. || 12:58:52 •›› Quit: KewlEH (kvirc@KewlEH.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (poop))) segz
#1275 16:27:59 | @DimeCadmium: fuck clothes :D segz
#1276 16:32:52 | @shitbreak: i'm 17 years old my name is linda and i'm finnish || 16:32:54 | @shitbreak: sup guys? || 16:32:56 | @shitbreak: i'm fucking horny || 16:32:56 | @shitbreak: :( segz
#1277 ( Fri@05:10:41p ) (@segz) all my pics are fake. im actually a guy. even the pics ivsent you, dime :( DimeCadmium
#1278 15:52:32 •›› Join: segz (seg@spirit.apotheosis.dk) || 15:52:35 | @NB-Request: #NordicBots Service friend(segz) entered the channel. || 15:48:18 -NB-Request- You have been granted access level 2(Service friend) stalker
#1279 [06:16:58] *** [fb]kirby (webchat@d66-183-44-126.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #channel || 12:55:03] *** jake sets mode: +b *!*Kirby@*.the.latest.glitch.on.funbots.org || [12:55:03] *** [fb]kirby was kicked by jake ( sup piece of shit packetkiddie?) segz
#1280 23:26:53 | @segz pokes X-LP with a 12in black strapon || 23:26:54 | @X-LP: sweet! segz
#1281 [22:31] <@X-LP> accidents happen then || [22:31] <@X-LP> i mean, look at me! zell
#1282 [16:52:49] <maru> my friend is an idiot... asked me to get him somewhere Win Vista, I get him one, and warn him it's copied and pirate version of vista. After a week, he calls Microsoft Customer Support cause he got problem with his OS... Davuzz
#1283 11:03:37 | @DevilNith: Stealing some free internet :P segz
#1284 15:40:32 -Webbax- I'm away: getting laid with zNigel- for 2 hours segz
#1285 15:46:18 -zNigel-- I'm away: banging webbax for the next 2 hours segz
#1286 -01:49:19- * @segz bangs with the rest zNigel-
#1287 ‹@Webbax› I LOVE THAT BUGGON! ||| ‹@Webbax› BUTTON* zNigel-
#1288 [00:38] <@segz> DimeCadmium, Xenolithic, i have a confession to make. | [00:39] <@segz> I'm a lesbian. DimeCadmium
#1289 20:21:26 | @omar: segz fell asleep :( || 20:25:49 | +KewlEH: Let's have our way with her before she wakes up. || 20:28:26 | @omar: i put the key to her chastity belt inside her vagina so I wouldn't lose it || 20:28:36 | @omar: although, now I can't get it out :( segz
#1290 12:57:31 | @X-LP: i only go to 4chan for the tentacle porn segz
#1291 14:20:35 | @Xenolithic: Damnit, segz, you make things so hard for me. xP segz
#1292 13:20:14 | @qoreQ: if it wasn't for abuse this wouldn't be worth it segz
#1293 13:25:36 | @qoreQ: most helpers are only helpers to try to get to be an operator || 13:25:59 | @qoreQ: so they can be abusive assholes too segz
#1294 18:18:45 | @X-LP: Segumisama so? if theres no grass on the field, turn them over and play in the mud! segz
#1295 [7:18] <@segz> my penis is 8in \o/ Xenolithic
#1296 18:26:29 | @segz: X-LP you scare me sometimes. || 18:26:42 | @X-LP: my friends say that too =\ segz
#1297 18:43:10 | @qoreQ: speaking of hairy anus || 18:43:11 | @qoreQ: i'm hungry segz
#1298 14:38:04 | @kirbz`: Is sano in process of modifying the captcha? || 14:39:21 | @Sakano: No || 14:39:24 | @Sakano: sano is masturbating furiously || 14:39:26 | @kirbz`: k || 14:39:42 | tokyoaok: when is sano not masturbating furiously segz
#1299 16:29:46 | +LightinEnemy: yea cz wins your client || 16:29:49 | +LightinEnemy: nooooobs segz
#1300 12:41:13 | +Quintosh: I wish I was a little bar of soap, I'd go slippy slippy, slimy over everybody's heinie <3 segz
#1301 15:25:26 | +BlazinDavyn: ghosts || 15:25:26 | @triviabot: Correct BlazinDavyn, the answer was specters. Your channel score is now 102, network score is 168. segz
#1302 sano is ~SamRWinRA@Simford.users.quakenet.org * Sam sano
#1303 18:20:05 | @segz: qoreQ: /wallop You just lost the game. || 18:20:32 | Wallop: (qoreQ) YOU JUST LOST THE GAME. segz
#1304 20:16:36 | @segz: sorry greggiepoo || 20:16:40 | @segz: but i cant picture you with kids || 20:16:48 | @segz: their first language would be C++ then english || 20:17:35 | @qoreQ: more like perl segz
#1305 <@triviabot> Question 9: Name The Year: Queen Mother Wilhelmina Netherlands (1890-1948), born. | <@triviabot> Time's up! The answer was: 1880 BlazinDavyn
#1306 18:01:17 | @segz: ANY1 WNT 2 SEE MY BIG COCK PM ME X-LP
#1307 +zNigel-: I've already told you I'm gay.. I love girls... zNigel-
#1308 15:51:47 | +rottencreep: ssmmdd: Gigi D'Agostino - L'Amour Toujours || 15:52:38 | +ssmmdd: What the crap is that, and why the Hell do I have it?! segz
#1309 17:25:17 | +LightinEnemy: THE NEW HALO 3: ODST WEAPON LOOKS SO ORGASMATIC THAT I WOULD SO DO IT || 17:25:37 | @Phil^: wow your standards are high segz
#1310 19:04:23 | @Urokhtor: segz is my new weapon of (m)ass destruction segz
#1311 12:47:29 | @shitbreak: but yer, the truth is that Phil^ is newbie :( || 12:47:37 | @Phil^: and truth is shitbreak sucked my dick || 12:47:44 | @shitbreak: well ||12:47:52 | @shitbreak: does that matter :| || 12:47:58 | @shitbreak: yes i did | several times segz
#1312 10:16:11 | @sano: i would fuck aznseal || 10:16:13 | @sano: wrong window segz
#1313 10:19:26 | @segz: i mean, im in to bdsm and kinky shit but that woulf fucking HURT (DISCLAIMER: if you quote this, fuck you. ) || 10:19:36 •›› Topic: sano › <@segz> i mean, im in to bdsm and kinky shit but that woulf fucking HURT segz
#1314 (when seggie and Xeno were talking about Michael J. Fox) 00:58:05 | segz: sucks to be him || 00:58:24 | Xenolithic: Nah. He's an Internet meme guy. It's okay. segz
#1315 @segz: segumisama@hotmail.com zNigel-
#1316 <iceabeam> stop calling me chicken in main! segz
#1317 03:26:12 | +Jefe: Annapolis special academy || 03:26:15 | @triviabot: Time's up! The answer was: annapolis naval academy || 3:26:22 | +Jefe: same thing segz
#1318 23:03:01 | +Jefe: I don't know why but I get off on finding porn on websites where it's forbidden like Youtube. segz
#1319 01:00:59 | @DimeCadmium: poopoo head! :( segz
#1320 (09:56:48) • @neWb fucks California zNigel-
#1321 +Lico: There's nothing sexier than a noob. zNigel-
#1322 12:13:03 | @qoreQ: i'm only half black || 12:13:09 | @segz: you dont look it o.o || 12:13:12 | +LightinEnemy: qoreQ: really? D: || 12:13:11 | @qoreQ: the half from the waist down || 12:13:15 | @DimeCadmium: lolol || 12:13:17 | @qoreQ: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AMIRITE GUYS || 12:13:18 | @segz facepalms segz
#1323 12:36:35 •›› Quit: fishbot (fish@go.moo.oh.yes.they.do) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Do not connect pointless idler drones to QuakeNet.))) segz
#1324 [10:23:27p] <@DimeCadmium> segz: fuck turtles | [10:24:01p] <+TaquitoLover> segz fucks turtles? DimeCadmium
#1325 13:59:00 | @SeePastHer: MunkN banging a poor raccoon. || 13:59:08 | @MunkN: :| || 13:59:11 | @MunkN: you saw that? segz
#1326 20:14:19 | @segz: X-LP its ok even if you have no penis, you can stillk use a strapon || 20:15:24 | @X-LP: i use it all the time || 20:15:25 | @X-LP: ON MYSELF segz
#1327 20:17:06 | @X-LP: im down for anything || 20:17:14 | @X-LP: no punching my nuts tho segz
#1328 21:29:03 | @Xenolithic pokes DimeCadmium's dic....dictionary! I FUCKING LOVE DEFINITIONS! segz
#1329 15:57:34 | @X-LP: either way im queer | 15:58:08 | @X-LP: what | iam | so what | 15:58:13 | @X-LP: DONT JUDGE ME segz
#1330 18:20:33 | @qoreQ: i'd eat the hell out of that salmon segz
#1331 <OneHope> whats the diff about css and c++ segz
#1332 22:43:58 | @Xenolithic: DIME SHIT UP segz
#1333 [12:51:42a] * @segz fucks Xenolithic's life | [12:51:48a] <@Xenolithic> YES. DimeCadmium
#1334 18:28:56 | @X-LP: i saw some pokeporn the other day segz
#1335 <Simford> "SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!" || <Simford> No, Maya. That is SPARDA. She wont tell us unless we say the right code word." Simford
#1336 09:24:26 | @genesis: qoreQ e-mailed me some dirty pictures of him IRCing naked last night || 09:37:48 | @qoreQ: i did segz
#1337 <+KaNgA> i'll sniff his chair later Bazerka
#1338 16:09:09 | +Neur0: sex? || 16:09:19 | +Neur0: Dammit, wrong channel segz
#1339 18:40:29 | +ElJefe: I'd sex Misty just to get closer to her pokemon segz
#1340 18:50:34 | @Xenolithic: Forced is more fun. segz
#1341 <@segz> my boobs have goosebumps on them im so cold. | <@Omar> lol, segz loves talking about her boobs | segz squishes her boobs together Omar
#1342 22:28:16 | @X-LP: might have something to do with my brain moving at 10000000000 thoughts/sex X-LP
#1343 17:45:50 | @Neur0: Show me your fat dirty face and suck the mud off my nipples bitch segz
#1344 17:50:45 | @Neur0: And I need to squeeze out a cleveland steamer on ssmmdd's chest || 17:51:11 | @Neur0: So I bid you all good night || 17:51:15 | @Neur0: Later :) || 17:51:47 | @ssmmdd: O.O segz
#1345 10:57:51 | @shitbreak: my boyfriend rottencreep wouldn't like that segz
#1346 18:56:55 | @X-LP: all this slapping is turning me on segz
#1347 16:40:46 | +Sorcerer: I can only try to help^:) || 17:02:14 | segz: Sorcerer can you help me do my World History homeowrk. it's a five paragraph essay on the scientific reformation, due tomorrow. || 17:02:39 | +Sorcerer is offline now segz
#1348 * Omar sits on segz's boobs and realizes they don't make a very good cushion Omar
#1349 14:20:57 | LightinEnemy: lol smeed sounds like a 11year old girl segz
#1350 20:33:10 | @segz tickles Kublai's peepee || 20:33:16 | +Kublai teehees segz
#1351 06:02:30 | +Albie: clara || 06:02:30 | +triviabot: Correct Albie, the answer was Clara. Your channel score is now 430, network score is 436. || 06:02:31 | +stalker: clara || 06:02:35 | +stalker: andy | you suck || 06:02:54 | +Albie: no | i lick segz
#1352 09:07:46 <+burnindavyn> I shoulda named a Kakuna after X-LP. All it does is harden. DimeCadmium
#1353 17:26:57 | @Nisha: how would I know! It's not like I go around sucking people's tits. || 17:26:59 | @Nisha: oh wait, I do. segz
#1354 19:37:28 <@segz> there is nothing wrong with fantasizing about having sex with pokemon. DimeCadmium
#1355 05:38:02 | @Nisha: segz i wanna do you! || 05:38:05 | @Nisha: i mean i like your hat || 05:38:06 | @Nisha: typo. segz
#1356 segz whimpers in pain | X-LP: what did you do? | segz: i rolled my chair over my big toe X-LP
#1357 <X-LP> I just sat on my nutsack segz
#1358 17:52:02 | +Neur0: Have a good wank ssmmdd || 17:52:05 | +Neur0: I mean day || 17:52:09 | +Neur0: Have a good day segz
#1359 12:18:42 •›› Joined: #Basilmarket || 12:18:42 | +LightinEnemy: i took a piss on my nutsack segz
#1360 !quote add 09:10:05 | +Rastlin: my friend did something weird to my computer || 09:10:06 | +Rastlin: he like || 09:10:09 | @Melon: cummed in it || 09:10:10 | @Melon: ok segz
#1361 12:41:50 | @StealthyLoner: everything can be made waterproof || 12:42:11 | @Xenolithic: I want to see waterproof paper. || 12:42:18 | @segz: ...laminated? || 12:42:22 | @Xenolithic: ... || 12:42:33 | @Xenolithic goes to his corner, defeated. segz
#1362 16:59:34 | @segz: np: nirvana - rape me || 16:59:51 | @DimeCadmium rapes segz || 16:59:52 | @ShiroiAion rapes segz || 16:59:53 | @Xenolithic rapes segz segz
#1363 20:04:29 | @Xenolithic: Where was this? Haha || 20:06:06 | @segz: #Basilmarket || 20:06:23 | @Xenolithic debates poking his head in. || *fifteen minutes later after he joined and parted* || 20:09:20 | @Xenolithic: I think my IQ just got lowered by 10 points.. segz
#1364 20:49:43 | @Xenolithic: So, what's there to do around here? :o || 20:50:11 | @DarkDeviL: Xenolithic: uhh.. only thing I can think of right now, is the railway museum || 20:50:27 | @DarkDeviL: its pretty close to the train station || 20:50:43 | @DarkDeviL: if they didn't move the train station since I was there last. || 20:50:41 | @segz: wait what || 20:50:43 | @segz: on staynet? || 20:50:50 | @segz: we have a TRAIN STATION?! segz
#1365 18:57:14 | @X-LP: You should'a seen the rack on the dude i did last niiiggghtt. segz
#1366 this is what happens when you join a channel/person: <X-LP> *joins #segz* Hello? | <> Hello X-LP! | <X-LP> Whoa, wtf? Who said that? | <> I did | <X-LP> Whoa, did the channel just talk? Omar
#1367 <@segz> i kissed a girl just to try it, hope my good friends dont mind it Q
#1368 20:50:38 •›› Kick: DimeCadmlum › DimeCadmlum (FAKER!!!!!!) ssnnmdd
#1369 21:02:07 | +GOOOOOOOOOODNEY: let's watch charmed and masturbate segz
#1370 10:28:38 | @X-LP: i feel special || 10:28:49 | @X-LP: cant even play with it :< || 10:29:04 | @soczol: not much to play with ;x segz
#1371 @StealthyLoner: I used to nom my hole Xenolithic
#1372 20:52:23 | @X-LP: as soon as i arrange some room || 20:52:25 | @X-LP: i'll be in there segz
#1373 06:17:07 •›› Topic: We are all gay, its just to what extent you are gay. When you watch a porno, do you like the guys to have floppy cocks or big hard cocks? HMMMM?!?!??? || 06:17:07 •›› Topic set by: X-LP!X-LP2@X-LP.users.quakenet.org on Sun Oct 18 20:40:35 2009 segz
#1374 20:12:22 | @DimeCadmium: why dont i get to ride the short bus! :( segz
#1375 23:03:28 <@segz> DimeCadmium makes my peepee hard. DimeCadmium
#1376 17:22:48 | @X-LP: i watch porn while eating segz
#1377 16:54:31 | ali4z: I used to think everyone above 20 was old too when I was 8 nelon. segz
#1378 <MALElilbabyviet> I only have 337 songs... || <MALElilbabyviet> I feel obsolete. || <Simfrod> get 1000 more || <Simfrod> then you'll be || <Simfrod> obsoleet Simfrod
#1379 18:59:59 | +X-LP: god i just sat on my nuts again || 19:00:01 | +X-LP: =\ segz
#1380 <@Omar> .sex segz | <@^PedoBear^> Omar, you have 100% a chance of having sex with segz. Omar
#1381 <@Omar> you're the one who inserts food objects into holes other than your mouth | <@segz> Woah there Omar | <@segz> i use a microphone, k Omar
#1382 18:12:35 | @Omar: mmm, tastes like 15yo girl segz
#1383 18:41:50 | @Omar: says the girl who was masturbating with a mic || 18:42:11 | @Omar: if it were a cucumber, I could understand segz
#1384 09:42:50 | @X-LP: i am a pedo segz
#1385 <equaline> u can fap to me Simford
#1386 14:20:53 | Mattimeo: I've watched a guy get sucked off by a snake segz
#1387 19:09:03 | @X-LP: i irc while having sex also segz
#1388 09:22:52 | @meeb: blahblahblahbwordsandstuff || 09:22:54 | @meeb wanders off || 09:24:36 | @Sorcerer: Contributing as always segz
#1389 16:59:22 | @DarkDevi/L: and yes, im a racist - not against niggers, but against itunes and other shit! segz
#1390 20:59:32 | @X-LP: BlazinDavyn - thats ok, girls have to chew mine before they swallow because my sperm count is so high segz
#1391 18:01:39 | DarkDeviL: jesus christ :| || 18:04:34 | +X-LP: DarkDeviL call me by my earth name please || 18:15:04 | DarkDeviL: X-LP: ok, dickhead segz
#1392 18:00:36 | @Xenolithic: Please go back to being ElJefe? :( || 18:01:09 | +Nic: Why? || 18:01:28 | @Xenolithic: Because I like yelling, "GTFO ELJEFE"- It's not the same otherwise. :( segz
#1393 17:09:11 | @IdleBawt: Noobifier, Misacorp advance to round 4 of the Good Battle. segz
#1394 18:27:55 | @DimeCadmium: !seen SaintMatticus || 18:27:55 | +SaintMatticus: [Seen] SaintMatticus was last seen when he answered this fucking stupid question!! segz
#1395 20:55:32 | !Xenolithic: I'll break the motherfucking scale. segz
#1396 [17:58] <@OmarEvans> what about X-LP? [17:58] <@segz> He doesn't do DJ radio broadcasting. [17:59] <@segz> I'm only fans of DJ's. OmarEvans
#1397 18:42:25 | @Shinu comes || 18:42:33 | @Shinu: oh fucking finally segz
#1398 <@segz> I WANT TO HUMP SHINU WHERE IS HE :( | <@DimeCadmium> SEGGIE AND SHINY SITTIN IN A TREE | <@segz> Xenolithic is shinu hiding underneath you. | <@DimeCadmium> K I S S I N G | <@DimeCadmium> :D | <@segz> F U C K I N G | <@segz> not kissing, dime. OmarEvans
#1399 <@OmarEvans> shutup bitch and make me a sandwich | * segz tosses oamr a premade sammich. OmarEvans
#1400 <@DimeCadmium> NO MOAR DRUGZ FO YOU | <@segz> WHAT | <@segz> NO |<@segz> I DIDNT TAKE DRUGS | <@segz> I TOOK | <@segz> HER- I MEAN | <@segz> MOUNTAIN DEW | <@segz> I DRANK AN ENTIRE LIITRE OF IT | <@segz> AND NOW IM SELLING ASS | <@segz> WITH BIRTHDAY SEX OmarEvans
#1401 14:31:29 | @semi: lupia || 14:31:30 | @semi: or lapia || 14:31:32 | @semi: or someshit || 14:31:36 | @semi: it swam and had a shell || 14:31:39 | @ip: lapras you fucking homo segz
#1402 19:03:37 | @Neur0: Optimists are poorly informed pessimists segz
#1403 19:35:52 | @Neur0: It is better to think and be wrong, than it is to assume and be right segz
#1404 <X-LP> one time | at band camp || <Xenolithic> You had a gay experience. | Amirite? | Of course I'm right | It -always- ends up being something gay. | ALWAYS || <X-LP> no i usually just say that much | and people wait a long itme for me to say the rest | but i never do || <Xenolithic> You just don't want to say the rest because you know I'm right. || <X-LP> I STUCK A DICK IN MY ASS OK || <Xenolithic> I knew it. :3 Xenolithic
#1405 22:02:49 | @X-LP: im always someones bitch segz
#1406 19:55:14 | @NotReallyHere: Cold Colored Carbonated Caffeinated Chemicalized Cancer-Causing Canned Cityfied Citrus CornSyrup Concoction [Mtn Dew] segz
#1407 16:57:26 | @Xenolithic: Sounds like DimeCadmium, but I'd rape him anyway. segz
#1408 21:38:43 | @qoreQ hugs segz and Xenolithic segz
#1409 19:07:03 | +KewlEH: sex just gets in the way of pleasure segz
#1410 19:38:38 | %rolls sets X-LP's left arm on fire || 19:39:00 | !X-LP: yey im almost a moltres! segz
#1411 16:07:39 | @X-LP: nailgun we can nail him fast segz
#1412 19:09:15 | @Neur0: I'm hard segz
#1413 23:21:07 <@segz> DimeCadmium: no you'd shove it up into your butthole :( || 23:21:08 <@DimeCadmium> ...unless you used it as a *shivers* anal dildo :| DimeCadmium
#1414 15:58:53 | @Xenolithic: YES I AM || 15:58:55 | @Xenolithic: HARD segz
#1415 07:22:34 | !X-LP: i have my periods segz
#1416 22:40:11 | @X-LP: speaking of jerk off || 22:40:30 | @X-LP winks at Source segz
#1417 22:41:53 | @X-LP: gag me plz segz
#1418 21:47:45 | @segz: Mauler: you cant rape X-LP, he wants it. || 21:47:47 | @X-LP: :D segz
#1419 12:58:09 | !X-LP: i like boys segz
#1420 21:33:05 | @joe: there's a non-sexual way to beat X-LP? this is news to me segz
#1421 21:44:43 | @Xenolithic: I'm up for 18 more minutes, then I'm out of this bitch. :S || 21:45:07 | @segz: That sounded so sexuual. segz
#1422 20:04:54 | !X-LP: im wet :< devoid
#1423 12:56:44 | @Xenolithic: There. Are. Centipedes. In. My. Vagina. ;~; segz
#1424 19:32:57 | @X-LP: my piss smells like grape soda segz
#1425 23:08:21 | @Xenolithic: As long as I'm on top in a sexual way, it'll be OK. segz
#1426 08:37:43 | @MunkN: Noone here is gonna feel sorry about your fatherfigure raping you while you were a child, srsly segz
#1427 16:56:02 | @Xenolithic: My ass is lovely and virgin. :) segz
#1428 19:08:06 | @ssmmdd: ssmmdd total bullshit (read: confession) 63#: I want to make love to Decl. segz
#1429 <@X-LP> I did my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name something commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks is not the answer. segz
#1430 20:37:06 | Soj: Man watching a football game on TV flicked channels at half time and found a porn film with a man fucking a woman long and hard. He says to his wife "I dont know whether to watch this or the game" The wife replies "For heavens sake watch this, you already know how to play football" segz
#1431 22:55:39 •›› Quit: DimeCadmium (~Yoda@DimeCadmium.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (HELLO))) || 22:55:42 | @segz: HAAHAH || 22:55:42 •›› Quit: segz (seg@spirit.apotheosis.dk) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (HELLO))) segz
#1432 15:45:35 | KeyZer_: I have aids \o/ segz
#1433 15:56:11 | +Neur0: Anyway I'm gonna unload since ssmmdd's sexy voice makes me lose all ability to control myself || 15:56:15 | +Neur0: brb segz
#1434 17:37:51 | +qoreQ: do you want my dick? segz
#1435 11:13:28 | @Xenolithic: I HAVE A SPOON IN MY ANUS || 11:13:32 | @Xenolithic: I CAN FEEL IT || 11:13:34 | @Xenolithic: IT HURTS segz
#1436 11:51:51 | @Xenolithic: I ROCK EVERYBODY'S BED, I'M A WHORE, OKAY?!?!?!!? segz
#1437 12:03:39 | !Xenolithic kisses DimeCadmium to shut him up. <--- CUTE!!! segz
#1438 10:48:23 | @soczol: well i'm noob anyways || 10:48:24 | @soczol: :D segz
#1439 19:34:15 | @timekeeper: I'm coming! segz
#1440 20:34:32 <!segz> im like hunched over my keyboard || 20:34:34 <!segz> waiting for you to cum Xenolithic
#1441 20:09:26 | @newb: i fucking CAME i was laughing so hard || 20:09:29 | @newb: all over my godam keyboard segz
#1442 19:01:31 | @qoreQ: i just heard a cow O_O || 19:01:40 | @qoreQ: fuck i must be tripping balls segz
#1443 17:17:41 <@segz> I only want to suck [CB]Decl's meat DimeCadmium
#1444 16:27:08 | @Iceman_X: please find a polar bear willing to rape me segz
#1445 18:48:57 <@Xenolithic> I'm on my period, okay?!?!?! segz
#1446 <+Nic> My parents are like "Well how much deeper do you want it?" X-LP
#1447 14:26:49 | @soczol thinks happy thoughts about pretty ladies. segz
#1448 16:50:03 | @rottencreep: Sucks, yes, thats the word to describe relationship between me and shitbreak ;> segz
#1449 22:10:08 | @segz gives Xenolithic his red wings. || 22:10:14 | @Xenolithic: Yay! segz
#1450 16:55:48 | @X-LP: i love it when you growl like that || 16:56:00 | @segz: Someone has a bestiality fetish... || 16:57:01 | @X-LP: DAMN RIGHT segz
#1451 18:43:44 | X-LP: pouring out of every orafice segz
#1452 <@DimeCadmium> we all know i only stalk azyerpies Simford
#1453 20:34:52 | !Xenolithic: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! D: segz
#1454 15:56:11 | !timekeeper: i got LOTS of viagra segz
#1455 21:15:49 | X-LP: and the load came at 4:30 segz
#1456 19:27:44 | @X-LP: i'll take the anal raping segz
#1457 21:21:14 | +Nic: I know someone's coming before they even decide to segz
#1458 15:19:01 | +ssmmdd: No one's as easy as me. segz
#1459 18:42:57 | !Panik: tk doesnt suck my dick || 18:43:00 | !Panik: atleast not on sundays segz
#1460 13:02:35 | !segz: ceno likes violent porn. || 13:02:42 | !Xenolithic: Seriously. segz
#1461 15:08:29 | !Matt: i'd fuck a wheelchair prostitute.. segz
#1462 19:17:03 | @Xenolithic: So, guys...I'm a raging homosexual and I get brutally anally raped by X-LP everyday. :( segz
#1463 [9:42] * @Nic has sex with Josh segz
#1464 22:13:25 | @DimeCadmium: ...and then it shoots up at the very end xD segz
#1465 22:19:24 | +Nic: I LIKE IT ROUGH segz
#1466 22:19:32 | +Nic: But I'm still a sensitive vagina segz
#1467 [00:20:47] <@segz> I'm kind of in the middle of something. Nic
#1468 19:51:49 | @rottencreep: Oh, i need to rape our printer! segz
#1469 18:27:35 | !Xenolithic: Also, I get fired on a daily basis. segz
#1470 18:29:26 | !Matt: Levex, your about as active as an 80 year olds cock - fired. segz
#1471 18:33:36 •›› Quit: Xenolithic (~Josh@staff.switch.abjects.net) (Local kill by Xenolithic (FIRED!)) segz
#1472 18:39:22 | !Xenolithic: Vagina. segz
#1473 X-LP says (9:45 PM): i cant get rid of you || X-LP says (9:45 PM): you're in too deep segz
#1474 17:33:01 | @Nic: I'll let you practice your sadistic waxplay methods on me segz
#1475 15:03:53 | @segz raped MunkN in the ass || 15:04:01 | @MunkN: that made me smile segz
#1476 18:41:25 | @Nic: IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU YELL SURPRISE segz
#1477 [8:09:36] <@segz> You're rubbing off on me ffs. segz
#1478 14:32:28 | @MunkN: i totally shit my pants yesterday segz
#1479 22:05:39 | @Nic: I'm going to bed after this || 22:05:49 | @Nic: Have to get up in 6 hours || 22:05:54 | @joe: why || 22:05:55 | @Nic: Time For Rape segz
#1480 18:00:09 | @Nic: I don't want another quote about my penis segz
#1481 23:24:44 | +triviabot: Question 1: What plane did Aerospatiale of France & the British Aircraft Corp. develop? || 23:24:51 | @joe: the flying plane || 3:24:53 | @Nic: AK47 || 23:24:54 | @joe: that flies segz
#1482 20:52:35 | @joe: i hate words they suck || 0:52:37 | @newb: idd segz
#1483 19:49:10 | @X-LP: i'll hump [Nic] anytime segz
#1484 19:21:11 | @X-LP: i mapled all over nic yesterday segz
#1485 18:28:28 | @joe: how do you fall in love with an image || 18:28:48 | @segz: joe: misacorp. || 18:28:57 | @joe: i agree || 18:29:00 | @joe: he's gorgeous :x segz
#1486 14:56:32 | @joe: ill pretend i care about your life if you pretend i'm not creepy segz
#1487 18:16:33 | @segz: nic is a hermaphrodite || 18:16:37 | @Nic: I TOLD YOU || 18:16:38 | @Nic: GOSH segz
#1488 18:17:38 | @Nic: And I can't molest my daughter and get away with it :( segz
#1489 18:30:22 | @Nic: My area code is 314 || 18:30:38 | @Nic: 8 hours away [from Chicago] segz
#1490 15:41:26 | +Lanique: im sorry nic but i just like vaginas segz
#1491 15:41:40 | @Nic: DAMN THIS PENIS OF MINE! segz
#1492 08:09:42 | @X-LP: gagged and tied up? thats my style! segz
#1493 08:09:25 | +BlazinDavyn: I'd want him on the bed, gagged, and tied up. segz
#1494 08:08:28 | +BlazinDavyn: What's a closet? segz
#1495 08:10:23 | +BlazinDavyn: Someone, namely X-LP, does like me! :) || 08:10:43 | @X-LP: \o/ || 08:10:43 | @joe: hes a bot || 08:10:47 | @joe: and he only wants to sodomize you segz
#1496 [10:22:00] <@joe> BlazinDavyn: that applies to 98% of what you say || [10:22:07] <@joe> the other 60% is ridiculousness segz
#1497 [23:36] <+BlazinDavyn> Shut up, my mom says I'm special. [23:36] <@OmarE> special in the head [23:36] <@OmarE> ;) [23:37] <+BlazinDavyn> No, Special in the bed. ;) [23:37] <+BlazinDavyn> Wiat [23:37] <+BlazinDavyn> ew. [23:37] <+BlazinDavyn> Shit OmarE
#1498 16:10:33 | +Mattimeo: I also have a gay imaginary friend who gives me fashion advice segz
#1499 22:05:02 | @X-LP: i have passionate sex with joe segz
#1500 19:27:54 | @X-LP: im queer! segz
#1501 <@joe`> my 8 year old neighbour is gonna spend a couple weeks in my basement this summer BlazinDavyn
#1502 15:30:22 | @X-LP: i'll take aweiner in my mouth segz
#1503 11:12:39 | @X-LP: i'll be tied and touched inappropriate ways. cbt scares the hell out of me segz
#1504 11:12:23 | qoreQ: my balls are to be caressed || 11:12:26 | qoreQ: and not busted || 11:12:28 | qoreQ: OR I BUST HEADS segz
#1505 20:20:39 | @X-LP: I WANT CUM ON MY HEAD segz
#1506 16:55:32 | X-LP: i like long things in my mouth ok segz
#1507 14:02:52 | @X-LP\droid: no molesting me while I'm busy || 14:03:51 | @jburges: X-LP\droid: you love it. :p || 14:07:15 | @X-LP\droid: so. that's not the point! segz
#1508 [07:31:20] <@segz> oh suck you X-LP X-LP
#1509 20:23:58 | BlazinDavyn: And I'm going to Xerox my penis one day and make a flip book out of it. || 20:28:34 | @X-LP: it'll be a short book bas
#1510 15:30:00 | +BlazinDavyn: I'm going to make that my life goal || 15:30:31 | +BlazinDavyn: Write the worlds best NSFW Fan fiction for Testris. segz
#1511 20:57:49 | +BlazinDavyn: I love Seggy and she hates me. It's what gets me off. segz
#1512 01:07:04 | +BlazinDavyn: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/536393 This proves it. I have a fetish for blue/purple hair. :) segz
#1513 20:44:59 | @GaZ: i came at awrong time.. segz
#1514 [12:04:58] <@X-LP\droid> its hot out :/ || [12:05:11] <@X-LP\droid> and hotter in my pants[12:05:38] <@segz> You have a smaller dick then a Ken barbie doll :/ segz
#1515 21:38:47 | +Mattimeo: My sister said she'd buy me a hooker segz
#1516 22:46:18 | +BlazinDavyn sneaks into Seggy's bed when she's not looking. || 23:31:41 | @X-LP\droid: hey get out! || 23:32:36 | +MALElilbabyviet: I AM NOW THOROUGHLY AROUSED. segz
#1517 21:50:13 | @Nic: Time to get naked and jack off onto my sisters pillows, the bitch. Yay for being home alone. segz
#1518 00:19:01 | segz: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIAR. X-LP
#1519 12:40:00 | +`Apoc: decl wnats to take me to a gay bar segz
#1520 13:23:33 | qoreQ: i gotta try to stay up segz
#1521 [Davyn] You know I''m a furry. segz
#1522 [Davyn] I'll get on that after my tetris erotica. (When speaking about making Transformice erotica) segz
#1523 [Davyn] YES! SUCK ME DRY! segz
#1524 17:10:50 | +Azureskies: ive never done it or seen it || 17:10:54 | +Azureskies: i just know that its hard segz
#1525 seg: X-LP is the bitch of IRC. X-LP: Yeah, I take it like a man. segz
#1526 X-LP: who's a stoner? segz: you, you snort that monster energy drink X-LP: omg i did that once it hurt segz
#1527 X-LP: [talking to his penis] it's okay, little guy. segz
#1528 X-LP: yeah those she-males always get me. I look at their face and I'm like 'damn that's a hot chick' then I get lower and there's a dick hanging. does that make me gay? segz
#1529 23:25:18 | @JonatanDK: I have a penis || 23:25:22 | @JonatanDK: I win || 23:25:38 | @segz: I have a vagina. || 23:25:45 | @JonatanDK: she wins segz
#1530 19:34:39 | @X-LP: in the 5 yrs ive worked ive only had 2 jobs lol || 19:35:18 | +KewlEH: giving head and giving up your ass are basically one job x-lp || 19:36:13 | @X-LP: oh right. sorry segz
#1531 19:56:23 | +KewlEH: god why do i find the thought of being raped so comforting || 19:56:24 | +KewlEH: i mean | that's not healthy | like i'm not crazy am i | it's unhealthy right segz
#1532 segz: i haven't eaten today. X-LP: well go eat, retard. segz: what did you just call me? X-LP: i said sweetheart. segz: ummm no you just lied to my face :| segz
#1533 X-LP: how dare her segz
#1534 09:53:34 | joe: im the one who is into lolicon segz
#1535 16:45:52 | Skies: very roughly segz
#1536 16:48:35 | +segz rapes X-LP while he rapes JonatanDK || 16:48:41 | @X-LP: yes || 16:48:43 | @X-LP: YES! segz
#1537 16:50:30 | @X-LP: Natty doesnt like sex! || 16:50:45 | @Natty: i dont like to be raped! || 16:50:57 | @X-LP: whats the difference! segz
#1538 [12:29:14] <BlazinDavyn> ...obviously haven't you ever had a penis in your mouth Mattimeo
#1539 20:19:36 | Napoleon: lol she stills plays maple story || 20:19:44 | @segz: lol he doesn't have ops || 20:19:54 | Napoleon: ;_; segz
#1540 22:49:02 | Nelon: joe want to play ms with me || 22:49:18 | jP: no i dont want to play multiple sclerosis with you segz
#1541 13:10:39 | Davyn: I use my phone as my vibrator segz
#1542 11:12:28 | @Misacorp: there's a truck here that says DICKOL and first I read it as DICKLOL segz
#1543 <X-LP> it's just air, that's all it sounds like. segz
#1544 <X-LP> it's not a confirmation, it's just a yes. segz
#1545 <segz> his full name is lucifer morningstar. <X-LP> who the hell named him that?! <segz> god. <X-LP> what a dumbass. why couldn't he have named him chris or something segz
#1546 [while talking about my dad's mazda rx8 2010] <segz> so is it good? <X-LP> better than mine. segz
#1547 19:56:12 | @joe: i'm not a masochist but hot wax feels good segz
#1548 20:04:12 | @SeePastHer: How does putting your finger in a cat's asshole prevent them from being in heat? || 20:04:35 | @BlazinDavyn: God if I had known that works, my roommate's old cat would have my fist up her ass. segz
#1549 22:23:34 | joe: my fursona is a half-pegasus half-unicorn || 22:23:41 | joe: it has one wing and flies sideways || 22:23:50 | TaquitoLover: Its horn is on the underside. devoid
#1550 <Nisha> I'm from Nepal, do you like it? segz
#1551 20:19:39 | @Nic_: Where he changed all the pokemon for little kids wearing pokemon outfits || 20:21:21 | @jP: relevant to my interests segz
#1552 <X-LP> hey! it's almost test1, test2, and test3's birthdays!! segz
#1553 <X-LP> they're straight but they're kinda weird, i dunno, like their head isn't on straight segz
#1554 17:15:25 | jP: all i learned from back to the future is that if you go back in time 30 years your mom will want to have sex with you || 17:15:37 | jP: and she'll be really hot and you'll be too stupid to hit that segz
#1555 19:11:32 | @segz: you can have the condoms || 19:11:46 | @OmarE: they're not the garlic kind, so no ty segz
#1556 13:51:02 | +LightinEnemy: OK OK UR RITE || 13:51:11 | +LightinEnemy: i got 538gb of hentai || 13:51:20 | +LightinEnemy: and 782gb of other porn || 13:52:45 | Metawe: I think you mean 538gb of other porn and 782gb of bestiality and furry porn || 13:52:55 | +LightinEnemy: ok ok :| segz
#1557 <X-LP> what's 6 times 12? 36? <segz> um, no. 72. You're thinking of 6 times 6. segz
#1558 16:46:09 | @joe: minimalist is in, trust me, i spend 14 hours a day stalking schoolchildren segz
#1559 [Davyn] Had one hand down my pants segz
#1560 [Davyn] I'm clearly jacking it to mice fi that's what you're asking. segz
#1561 19:20:22 | +joe: how desperate do you think i am for some pokemon ecchi to fap to || 19:20:29 | @Nic_: Very || 19:20:34 | +joe: damn you got me || 19:21:04 | @Nic_: If you find me a link to an English dub that still has all the big boobies and stuff I'll upload my collection segz
#1562 20:56:03 | @Mauler: officer jenny || 20:56:07 | @Mauler: would be an awesome gang bang segz
#1563 16:49:01 | @joe: i had a pen || 16:49:03 | @joe: in my hand || 16:49:09 | @joe: but it disappeared when i wasn't paying attention segz
#1564 16:50:08 | @joe: :( stop documenting my incompetence segz
#1565 20:06:52 | @NotNic: So this is going to be be another R/S/E || 20:06:56 | @NotNic: ALL NEW POKEMON || 20:07:03 | @joe: how is dis gonna fulfill my desire for loli trainers :| || 20:07:12 | @NotNic: They'll probably only be like | 13 | Don't worry 20:07:27 | @joe: they better still look lolis :| || 20:08:41 | @NotNic: Have you seen the new region's Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys? segz
#1566 16:21:27 | @joe: did you masturbate while cutting yourself? || 16:21:48 | @Milk-Beam: nah, i failed my driving test, but the feeling was the same :'( segz
#1567 16:32:56 | @joe`: if basil had legitimate porn threads i would go there more often segz
#1568 17:47:01 | joe: what country is austin in || 17:47:02 | joe: texas right? segz
#1569 <X-LP> i have NEVER heard a truck go vroom vroom. it's one of the worlds greatest myths. devoid
#1570 20:20:11 | @Neojeo: you know, it may sound like a good idea, but ejaculating into your own mouth isn't that great segz_
#1571 21:37:24 | @X-LP: im scared of viagra || 21:38:17 | @X-LP: it messes with my weiner, i dont like it segz_
#1572 14:29:40 | Metawe: minecraft is very realistic || 14:30:11 | ali4z: If I wanted realism I'd go outside. || 14:30:54 | @Misacorp: Realism is overrated! segz
#1573 <X-LP> [while talking to his penis] it's okay little guy, she'll abuse you one day. segz
#1574 <X-LP> [while talking to his penis, again] it's okay little guy, she didn't mean it. segz
#1575 07:37:41 •›› Nick: jeo renamed to DrJeo || 07:37:48 | DrJeo: 1 prescription for SUCKITUPBITCH to BlazinDavyn || 07:37:51 | DrJeo: take twice daily || 07:37:54 •›› Nick: DrJeo renamed to jeo segz
#1576 07:59:10 | @Misacorp: did I ever give the SLIGHTEST implication I was anywhere close to sane? segz
#1577 07:59:59 | @Misacorp: gtfo segz || 08:00:14 | @segz: I love you, too, Misa. || 08:00:34 | @Misacorp: let's be brothers || 08:00:38 | @segz: Okay! || 08:01:12 | @Misacorp: jk I cant be a brother I'm really a girl segz
#1578 17:22:43 | ali4z: Looks more like a turnip to me. || 17:23:10 | ali4z: A weirdly deformed turnip. || 17:23:23 | jeo: does anything not look like a turnip to you || 17:23:29 | ali4z: No segz
#1579 19:19:49 | @X-LP2: soczil has my back || 19:19:54 •›› Kick: soczol › X-LP2 (SOCZOL) segz
#1580 <segz> don't make fun of me. <x-lp> i'm not, I'm jsut laughing at you. segz
#1581 16:43:34 | X-LP: frustraging || 16:43:38 | X-LP: HAHAHH || 16:43:40 | X-LP: i made a new word || 16:44:16 | X-LP: greatest accident ever segz
#1582 20:47:19 | @segz: JEO || 20:47:24 | @segz: HAVE YOU EVER HAD CONSNSUAL ANAL SEX? || 20:47:35 | @jeo: no || 20:47:39 | @jeo: its no fun if its consensual segz
#1583 X-LP: oh, my testicle. You're not supposed to be there! segz
#1584 21:09:44 | jeo: that H-game where you had anthropomorphic dogs/cats as pets that you had to have sex with regularly when they were in heat... || 21:09:46 | jeo: was a good game || 21:10:01 | Metawe: Of course you would play that || 21:10:04 | Metawe: with segz || 21:10:20 | Metawe: You sick sick people segz
#1585 * @jeo knees Agent72 in the CPU | <@Agent72> Mmmmmm. X-LP
#1586 18:12:11 | @BlazinDavyn: 'Cause my mom was once addicted to IRC and she think's it's like the sin of the world now || 18:12:25 | @jeo: your mom was addicted to IRC? || 18:12:28 | @BlazinDavyn: Yeah || 18:12:31 | @BlazinDavyn: back in the day 18:12:36 | @jeo: is your mom segz from the future || 18:12:41 | @BlazinDavyn: Yes. segz
#1587 18:22:50 | @segz: Jeo is like that one uncle that touches you at night. || 18:23:00 | @jeo: aka the best uncle segz
#1588 18:56:23 | @BlazinDavyn: I'm pretty sure a dude with a horse's cock up his ass is suffering far more than the horse. segz
#1589 18:56:14 | @StealthyLoner: But it isn't a rape if the "rapee" is unconcious segz
#1590 19:00:09 | @jeo: i doubt you would be exsanguinated by simply cutting your scrotum || 19:00:14 | @segz: Jeo Stop using large words. :| || 19:00:26 | @jeo: sorry || 19:00:34 | @jeo: exsan guinated now its two smaller words segz
#1591 X-LP says (5:14 PM): the only cartoons i watched had naked girls getting raped by tentacles, and looney toons segz
#1592 16:28:35 | Metawe: Having a reason to live is for the weak segz
#1593 20:29:50 | jeo: it's always so hard to find good dog-on-girl porn segz
#1594 15:33:13 | Weenieman: i am disappointed || 15:33:23 | @Misacorp: I believe you spelled disappoint wrong segz
#1595 !quote add 15:34:09 | @Misacorp: http://i.imgur.com/iWtDc.png segz you gonna be attending? || 15:34:31 | Metawe: >4chan meeting to hate on something || 15:34:36 | Metawe: sounds like a great idea || 15:34:47 | Weenieman: ya srsly segz
#1596 <X-LP> I pushed extra hard, just for you. segz
#1597 17:57:36 | @Misacorp: dangit || 17:57:45 | @Misacorp: my brother doesn't have his birthday listed on facebook || 17:57:49 | @Misacorp: now I'll never know how old he is segz
#1598 18:45:05 | Kuruimizu: also kelowna sucks i hope you get cold fingers every time you go outside || 18:45:15 | +jeo: jokes on you I DON'T GO OUTSIDE || 18:45:16 | +LightinEnemy: Kuruimizu: too bad, he doesnt go outside :D || 18:45:24 | +LightinEnemy: jeo: i rofled so hard :DD: || 18:45:25 | +jeo hi5's LightinEnemy segz
#1599 19:54:10 | @segz: goddamn i wish i hada dildo || 19:54:10 | @X-LP: my sister has one, only because its easier to carry than a backpack, and only when shes going to someones house segz
#1600 13:42:00 | @X-LP: i [shaved] my arms and people thought i was a cuddly gay segz
#1601 14:44:06 | @TheAvatar: the cool thing is, if we ever want to get rid of somebody, we dont have to kill them || 14:44:10 | @TheAvatar: we just promote them to staff segz
#1602 20:11:45 | jeo: So segz what are you doing for your birthday || 20:11:53 | jeo: What's 17 signify in America? Old enough to drink tea? segz
#1603 23:50:38 | Simford: i want to hear about me getting boned in the buttocks by metawe segz
#1604 18:41:12 | Simford: I love me a good phallus in the morning segz
#1605 20:25:12 | BlazinDavyn: I want to be homosexual! segz
#1606 <aishy> hes fapping with both hands now <X-LP> it takes two <aishy> one to work the tweezers and the other to hold the magnify glass X-LP> fu aishy <X-LP> fu. segz
#1607 <Porita> isn't Ganesh a dessert? segz
#1608 14:21:26 | jeo: Most people don't put soda in their pants || 14:21:28 | jeo: But I do seg
#1609 15:57:55 | @Misacorp: for(i=0;i<3;i++) {print("Davynx");} segz
#1610 16:33:35 | BlazinDavyn: Misacorp's real name is Greg and he is going to rape that young girl. || 16:34:32 | @X-LP: right...its uuhhhh....misacorp || 16:34:37 | @X-LP looks around nervously segz
#1611 11:59:22 | X-LP: i remember || 11:59:23 | X-LP: when | 11:59:26 | X-LP: hmmm | 11:59:38 | X-LP: guess i dont remember segz
#1612 21:08:08 | @X-LP: like DarkDeviL, he has a 12ft weiner segz
#1613 19:10:01 | +qoreQ: what editor are you using? || 19:10:05 | @segz: notepad++ || 19:10:10 | +qoreQ: good girl! segz
#1614 17:48:24 | @BlazinDavyn: You're hot! || 17:48:28 | qoreQ: thanks segz
#1615 20:10:23 | qoreQ: sheldon: fuck you dude >:| || 20:10:23 | @sheldon: you fuck up segz
#1616 19:31:05 | @X-LP: there are no lame opinions || 19:31:12 | +qoreQ: well || 19:31:20 | +qoreQ: opinions are like assholes, everybody has one || 19:31:25 | +qoreQ: but you see, yours stinks segz
#1617 20:53:34 | X-LP: you are such a pain in the ass || 20:53:36 | X-LP: you know that? segz
#1618 20:55:33 | @BlazinDavyn: I actually glue crazy eyes to my penis head.|| 20:55:36 | @BlazinDavyn: and draw a smily face on it segz
#1619 19:59:54 | qoreQ: YEAH FUCKIN KIDS || 20:00:00 | qoreQ: GET OFF MY CYBER-PORCH segz
#1620 20:43:31 | @X-LP: dont leave me seg! segz
#1621 <X-LP> well finish the story! <segz> I'mt hinking! <X-LP> well don't think too hard you'll overheat and bluescreen. <segz> wow trust you to turn that into something naughty <segz> nerdy* segz
#1622 21:15:52 | qoreQ: i write code not english segz
#1623 17:38:40 | @segz: AngraMainyu || 17:38:49 | @segz: how cute are you? || 17:39:23 | AngraMainyu_: I don't know, Seg. How cute am I? || 17:40:02 | @segz: Cute enough to fuck || 17:42:35 | AngraMainyu: Did someone /auth as segz? segz
#1624 23:35:30 | @Davyn: what a bun segz
#1625 18:04:59 | Jigsy: PENIS! || 18:05:12 | @X-LP: in my mouth MikeShinoda

Bans
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Shutting down the spamchannel.
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Shutting down the spamchannel.

Triggers
Trigger Type Min. Level Response
!99problems Public - http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/2008-01-16-99-pr
oblems.png
!abjects Notice Owner hidden
!achievments Public - http://hack-it.org/index.php?title=Quakenet_ACHIEVEMENTS
!acronyms Public - http://www.acronymslist.com/cat/sms-chat-and-text-acronyms.html
!ADV Public - Please do not advertise in #NordicBots. If you weren't advertising,
but need help with your channel, clearly state this.
!apology Public - http://fukung.net/v/24376/de00fb60e82d92ead8d331d4e58db79c.jpg
!bacon Public - http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/7/1120147.jpg
!bday Notice Master hidden
!benchmade Public - http://www.benchmade.com/products/product_detail.aspx?model=710 <->
http://www.benchmade.com/products/product_detail.aspx?model=760BK
<-> http://www.benchmade.com/products/product_detail.aspx?model=42
http://www.benchmade.com/products/product_detail.aspx?model=3300 ht
tp://www.benchmade.com/products/product_detail.aspx?model=10100 htt
p://www.benchmade.com/products/product_detail.aspx?model=10520
!bequiet Public - hiljaa ämmä tai saat turpaas
!bestsongever Public - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VnmIWVk7gA
!BESTSONGEVERMADE Public - http://q2jump.wireplay.co.uk/downloads/files/Neur0-Every_Time_You_W
alk_Away.mp3
!bestthings Public - http://fukung.net/v/24823/314f9bd415c3ba2e1346a2e9fad48504.jpg
!bindkey Public - /alias FNUMBER msg $active TEXTHERE
!bladyaddress Public - 17:56:35 | @Blady: Segumisama: 2 rues d'Avranches, 29200 BREST (FRA
NCE)
!bmvssw Public - Basil's community is known for immaturity and ignorance. It is for
this reason that we have tighter rules. Sleepywood's community is k
nown for elitism and arrogance. It is for this reason that I stay t
he hell away from there. -Kevvl
!bnc Public - A BNC (short for bouncer) is a piece of software that is used to re
lay traffic and connections in computer networks, much like a proxy
. Using a BNC allows a user to hide the original source of the user
's connection, providing privacy as well as the ability to route tr
affic through a specific location. A BNC can also be used to hide t
he true target to which a user connects.
!boom Public - `%%,`%%,`%%,`%%'`%%` BOOM
!
´%'%,%,%,%
!boomboom Public - Boom Boom Boom Boom Boo
5m
Boom Boom Boom Boom Bo
3o
m Boom Boom Boom Boom B
4o
om Boom Boom Boom Boom
3B
oom Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom
!bored Public - www.bash.org // www.fukung.net // http://mylifeisaverage.com/ // ww
w.peopleofwalmart.com // www.fmylife.com // http://www.thinkgeek.co
m/
!brad Notice Owner hidden
!byebyeshinu Public - http://www.nordicbots.com/?id=73&net=quakenet&cid=69011&year=2009&m
onth=5&day=12
!c Notice Owner hidden
!calvinaddress Public - 22:09:18 | azureskies: 3232 Celtic Ave, Vancouver
!cenospromise Public - 19:15:51 | @Xenolithic: segz: I promise, if I ever meet you in pers
on, I will buy you a 4 pack [of Monster] just for yourself.
!chart Public - www.icemanx.be/socnet/segumisama
!cheese Public - <nick> thinks Neur0 is a load of cheese!
!choon Public - <nick> thinks segz is a great choon!
!christianity Public - http://fukung.net/v/9463/1221172496435.jpg
!clanbase Public Op hidden
!comcast Public - A rabbit genetically bred with a panther with turbines attached bac
ked by an unusually strong tailwind on ice, shaved with a cold forg
e hide glide surgical razor, driven by an overcaffinated fighter pi
lot with a lead foot. All traveling down a ski jump. In Switzerland
. Under better than ideal conditions.
!cookie Public - gives <nick> a large chocolate chip cookie
!coolstory Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/25979/a30f7f7121768fdd93ba22b2f7a3732b.gif
!DADT Public - http://fukung.net/v/24825/69598dc365aa451bf911e636f12f58df.png
!danish Public - <nick>: Hello: hej/mjello, Good morning: god morgen, crycookie: tudekik
s, thanks/thankyou: danke, bye: farvel
!davyn Public - Weather trigger (06096)
!davyn2 Public - Weather trigger (01030)
!ddos Public - kick <nick> Fail ddos has been attempted once again by Shinu.
!death Notice Owner hidden
!Decl Public - tû on tû
!diabolicalplans Public - 1. sandpaper glove for jacking idiots off.
!drunkards Public - You're the social-reject loser wallowing in an innebriated state of
drunken self-misery with no direction in life, doomed to live a me
aningless existance in a town no one outside of it knows of its loc
ation with no contribution to the bettering of a society that has n
ot realized its misery because it has not realized it lives for no
purpose but for the procreation of its own existence...
!email Notice Master hidden
!emo Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/7069/1190925266799.jpg
!english Public - puhu englantia, mulkku
!equips Public - http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/segumisama/SEGUMISAMAEQUIP
S.png?t=1269098675
!flames Notice Owner hidden
!flygon Public - 21:35:47 | @Mattimeo: Flygon: Dragon Claw, Dragon Pulse, Aerial Ace
, Steel Wing
!forguyswhopissmeoff Public - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali%27s_teeth_bracelet
!fox Notice Owner hidden
!free Public - Free since: 11/8/09
!friday Public - Neur0: 12AM-2PM ssmmdd: 2PM-4PM
!gay Public - "If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'H
ello. Can't work today, still queer.'" ~Robin Tyler
!greggiepoo Public - Greggiepoo is ®©™ segz Inc. 2009-2010 All rights reserved.
!hlspam Public Friend hidden
!homo Public - Congratulations, %1, you're a Flaming hom
o
sexual
!hotmen Public - http://www.scatteredgenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cosplay12
07744865405.jpg
!ImportantEventsInSegzsLife Public - June 1994: born. summer of 2005: started maple. fall of 2007: quit
maple, joined basil. febuary of 2008: joined IRC
!ipfast Public - http://www.speedtest.net/result/352187969.png
!ircop Notice Owner hidden
!Japanese Public - http://www.enemieslist.net/japanese/
!kewlehdeop Public - on *:op:#:{ if ($opnick == kewleh && $chan == #segumisama) { mode $
chan -o $opnick } }
!lasttimewedidit Notice Owner hidden
!library Public - http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/1525019/1#comments_list
!lie Public - She believed.
!lmfao Public - http://fukung.net/v/6104/rofl20classxf8.jpg
!love Public - Of course I'm in love with you darling
!mad Public - http://fukung.net/v/15048/5b37a03b0d649c7ad740ed9ea431ca3d.jpg
!MICE Public - B is a free anchor, the red one that you can place anywhere. C is t
he yellow one that can only be attached to other objects. V is a bl
ue one that is swivel. You can move it unlike C. N is a spining anc
hor.
!misa Public - http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/Misacorp/
!missy Public - http://fukung.net/v/29747/f1bc5fa2ee7240bcbb2c3497f0ecc943.jpg
!modem Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/8682/478e94b6812b52d544331d97c14f6766.jpg
!monday Public - myzt: 11AM-1PM ssmmdd: 1PM-3PM
!motto: Public - Normal is just another word for boring.
!music Public - http://media.fukung.net/images/1601/waltz.gif
!narwhals Public - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
!naziQnet Public - http://i42.tinypic.com/20p8x3n.png
!nerdboomer Public - 18:48:00 •›› Quit: nerdbomer (~Kerpail@nerdbomer.users.quakenet.org
) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (HELLO.))) || 18:48:06 | @qoreQ: he neede
d a hug
!neur0 Public - 18:30:44 | @Neur0: ssmmdd could you be a pal and pick up that soap
for me please
!nou Public - ei, sinä
!oic Public - http://fukung.net/v/17269/oic.jpg
!om Notice Owner hidden
!PD Public - <nick> has cast a PHOENIX DOWN!!! on %1! %1 is now alive and fully heal
ed.
!penispenispenis Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/12393/ea50f8b3b2a9f5775afcb798147ebaaa.jpg
!philo Public - Has it ever been that one person out of many could have made the ra
ther far-fetched decision that he might engage in usage to make it
as though a resemblance was far greater in quality in comparison to
another?
!photoshop Public - http://fukung.net/v/9442/funny.jpg
!POI Public - Niccolò Machiavelli // Friedrich Nietzsche
!pokemon Public - http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5533/hitlerb.png
!popper Public - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papadum
!profession Public - segumisama - weapon/armour Alidha(WA) - accessory crafting Seg
umisauara(BaM)
- Herbalism + alchemy betaseg(evan) - accessory c
rafting
subsegz(DB) - Herbalism + alchemy
!professions Public - segumisama - mining + blacksmithing, weapon/armour Alidha(WA) -
mining + blacksmithing, accessory crafting
Segumisauara(BaM) - H
erbalism + alchemy
betaseg(evan) - Mining + blacksmithin, accesso
ry crafting
!PROMISE Public - 22:28:13 | @StealthyLoner: If I manage to dodge our shoots again, I
keep my promise and upload my graduation pix when I get 'em
!qore Public - 18:38:00 | @qoreQ: did you leave them in there with the candy and k
ittens || 18:38:01 | @qoreQ: you sick fuck
!qoreQ Notice Owner hidden
!r Public - <nick>: http://r.xqr2.net/qn.php?pic=segumisama/segumisama-current
!radio Public - http://clanbase.ggl.com/cbradio/cbradio.pls
!rape Public - Danish: jeg har lyst til at voldtage dig Finnish: Haluan raiskata s
inut
!reminderr Public - http://fukung.net/v/22413/1254423391041.gif
!REMY Public - TURNS 39 ON THE 19TH, IF YOU FORGET SEGGIE I WILL HURT YOU.
!rn Priv. Message Owner hidden
!rock Public - http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/lockthetaskbah.swf
!rules Public - http://www.dobban.se/bilder/rules.png
!saadfaec Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/23747/baef7536464d1351f6119ed40625f71c.gif
!sad Public - http://fukung.net/v/8316/677f0f5903ed92f361795f94f5d4d4d4.jpg
!sadtimes Public - http://i.imgur.com/bLLy5.png http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd2
12/HiddenForceX/BAWW/1260849724836.png http://i224.photobucket.com/
albums/dd212/HiddenForceX/BAWW/1258944780476.jpg http://i224.photob
ucket.com/albums/dd212/HiddenForceX/BAWW/1258949567775.jpg
!sadtimes2 Public - http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd212/HiddenForceX/BAWW/12567967
38447.png http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd212/HiddenForceX/BAW
W/1256800295411.gif http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd212/Hidden
ForceX/BAWW/1256800878364.jpg http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1282518
449686.jpg
!sarin Public - C4H10FO2P
!schedule Public - http://clanbase.ggl.com/cbradio_schedule.php
!Seg Public - Weather trigger (97056)
!segg Public - Weather trigger (98036)
!segporn Public - http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/segumisama/RL/misacorp.jpg
?t=1246391734 || http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/Misacorp/Ta
lvileirilt.jpg
!segz Public - 22:57:38 | +Mattimeo: Segz is an innocent little girl
!semen Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/24596/ddd7a7c248ef6d97292bbb8f25c49b78.jpg
!shitbreak Public - 17:05:50 | @X-LP: GAY || 17:06:38 | @shitbreak: yes i am
!shoppinglist Public - 1. scale so i can see how fat i am 2. Hawke's Harbour 3. That was t
hen, this is now. 4. Oreos!
!shortURL Public - http://www.shadyurl.com/
!shutup Public - FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL RAM MY FIST UP YOUR
ANAL PASSAGE WITH GREAT FORCE. IF YOU DON'T STOP IT, I'M GOING TO R
APE YOU, UNTIL ALL YOUR HOLES ARE BURNING WITH PLEASURE.
!sniped Public - http://media.fukung.net/images/17645/7d31dd39e5046cd64934451618c673
d8.jpg
!soccy Public - 14:26:34 | @|Flame|: Added Quote #1337: 14:26:09 | @soczol: we have
a bot called ^Naruto^ - that's where my knowledge of 'naruto' ends
:P
!somequote Public - None of us can predict the final outcomes of our actions, and few o
f us even try; most of us just do what we do to prolong a moment's
pleasure or to stop the pain. And even when we act for the noblest
reasons, the last link of the chain all too often drips with someon
e's blood.
!speed Public - http://www.speedtest.net/result/534138430.png
!ssmmdd Public Op hidden
!stalk Public - /me stalks %1. When he catches %1, he pulls out the %2 and %3 %1 wi
th it! %1 %4 in %5
!stealthyloner Public - 17:23:06 | @StealthyLoner-: I rubbed some cream on my face
!stoptrivia Public - !stoptrivia
!sunday Public - Neur0: 9AM-11AM on #fragfm
!takeover Public - kick <nick> Attempted takeover has been detected!
!tax Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/16804/e13fd31510feaac8d2beb482c7889f85.png
!tehendoftheworld Public - “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided t
o use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be
far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess
is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even
go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to
use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”
!test Priv. Message - hner
!thecup Public - http://www.blindtosound.com/images/cup.png || https://www.t-mobilep
ictures.com/myalbum/photos/photo20/0d/74/a1d0b0b1b04e__125008941600
0.jpeg || http://i26.tinypic.com/11w8p6f.jpg
!thisiswhatcenosaid Public - 19:13:39 | @Xenolithic: If I [ever] meet you[segz], I'll buy you a
4 pack. =] [of monster]
!todo Public - measure breasts // buy bras
!totoro Public - http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c353/zinjalord/TonariNoTotoro_Bus
_Stop_by_sachsen1.jpg and http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/
0/02/My_Neighbor_Totoro_-_Tonari_no_Totoro_%28Movie_Poster%29.jpg
!touch Public - "There is a primal reassurance in being touched, in knowing that so
meone else, someone close to you, wants to be touching you. There i
s a bone-deep security that goes with the brush of a human hand." -
Dresden Files
!training Public - Leafre: the crossroad - birks lvl 70~80
!transparency Public - /say /setlayer <0-255> [@desktop window|@wid]
!triggers Public - <nick>: It is possible to add a trigger that executes a command. The co
mmand for this is the normal addtrigger command, but you add -comma
nd to tell it's a command i.e. /msg <bot> ADDTRIGGER <#channel> -le
vel <level> -command <trigger> <command type> [target] [bantime] [e
xtra]
Available command types are: op, deop, voice, devoice, kick,
ban and settopic. Target is specified if the trigger is used to tar
get someone (<nick> if you want the person who triggers it to be the ta
rget or %1 if you want to enter the target every time the trigger i
s used). Bantime sets the duration if it's used to ban someone.
Ext
ra contains all the extra information you need to enter, the kick r
eason or the new topic if you're changing it.
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!versionreply Public - /ctcpreply Segumisama VERSION mirc
!whatpulse Public - http://whatpulse.org/stats/users/236358/
!win Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/27048/97350b1df62cab9413d3f0539e571e2c.gif
!winofepicproportions Public - http://www.fukung.net/v/9332/bca4b05a6d105b9dd142353d3ee49dac.jpg
!wishlist Public - 1. external hard drive 2. SeV Evolution Rain Jacket 3. water proof
subwoofer 4. benchmade 42 balisong knife
!words Notice Owner hidden
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!wuut Public - http://fukung.net/v/14296/has_anyone_really_been_far_even.jpg
!x-lp Public - 21:05:02 | @Omar: what if she's 12? || 21:05:18 | @X-LP: if shes bl
eeding shes legit
!xeno Public - 16:40:08 | @Xenolithic: Dear God this shit smells good. || 18:09:01
| @segz: why do nipples get hard when they're cold. || 18:09:30 |
@Xenolithic: ..I just got a mental image of your erect nipples. o_o
!xenolithic Public - Weather trigger (02822)
!your Public - http://fukung.net/v/11351/bc9ce278fc28fc88489bcf4d7dcfce4e.jpg
!zpq Public - 1-1=doc, 1-2=doc, 2-1=doc, 3-1=doc, 3-2=2doc, 4-1=nothing, 4-2=1doc
, 1keyinrock, 5-1=doc, 6-1=doc, 7-1=doc, 8-1=2doc, 8-2=nothing, 9-1
=doc, 9-2=2doc 1key, 10-1=doc, 10-2=2doc, 11-1=1doc, 1key, 12-1=doc
, 13-1=2doc, 14-1=1doc 1key, 15-1=doc, 16-2=key, 16-3= key, 16-4=do
c, 16-5=1kinrock, 16-6= doc
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rrent=ZPQMAINArea.jpg
.say Public - %1-
.v Public - segz

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